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You don't have to be horny to fuck here... But It Helps!
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...You don't have to be horny to fuck here... But It Helps!
10.10.2018 22:30You don't have to be horny to fuck here... But It Helps!https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
Gritty is a jock babadook.The Babadook is a goth babadook.Ichabod Crane is a metalhead babadook.Johnny V is a nerd babadook.Jacob Marley is...
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...Gritty is a jock babadook.
The Babadook is a goth babadook.
Ichabod Crane is a metalhead babadook.
Johnny V is a nerd babadook.
Jacob Marley is a preppy babadook.
Totoro is a chill friend who's good at listening who happens to be a babadook.
ET is not a babadook, but is an ally and always welcome.
Beetlejuice is a libertarian babadook, aka not a babadook, and absolutely not welcome.
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Watching the new Twin Peaks, with all the fragmented and disparate Coopers, really prepared me for everyone on Mastodon changing instances...
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...Watching the new Twin Peaks, with all the fragmented and disparate Coopers, really prepared me for everyone on Mastodon changing instances and reappearing in semitangibly different incarnations every few weeks
25.9.2018 20:20Watching the new Twin Peaks, with all the fragmented and disparate Coopers, really prepared me for everyone on Mastodon changing instances...https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
I'd just like to say we need fewer toxic men, and more Wheat Thins (underappreciated cracker)
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...I'd just like to say we need fewer toxic men, and more Wheat Thins (underappreciated cracker)
25.9.2018 20:17I'd just like to say we need fewer toxic men, and more Wheat Thins (underappreciated cracker)https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
Sting doesn't actually practice tantric sex; he and the rest of The Police entered into a no-cumming tontine and he's waiting for...
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...Sting doesn't actually practice tantric sex; he and the rest of The Police entered into a no-cumming tontine and he's waiting for the rest of them to either die or cum first
25.9.2018 02:01Sting doesn't actually practice tantric sex; he and the rest of The Police entered into a no-cumming tontine and he's waiting for...https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
RIP Gritty
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...RIP Gritty
25.9.2018 01:57RIP Grittyhttps://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
I've got the mooooooovesmoves like Berman
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...I've got the moooooooves
moves like Berman
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I'm in unusually high spirits today. I wanna party like Berman the night before the magic bullet infomercial
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...I'm in unusually high spirits today. I wanna party like Berman the night before the magic bullet infomercial
22.9.2018 14:58I'm in unusually high spirits today. I wanna party like Berman the night before the magic bullet infomercialhttps://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
Greasy spoon is playing Springsteen's Glory Days while I eat my shitty breakfast,and damn if this isn't how the artist intended it...
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...Greasy spoon is playing Springsteen's Glory Days while I eat my shitty breakfast,and damn if this isn't how the artist intended it to be heard
22.9.2018 14:55Greasy spoon is playing Springsteen's Glory Days while I eat my shitty breakfast,and damn if this isn't how the artist intended it...https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...
I'd like to commend myself for justifying my vanilla-ness by deciding I'm "too tired and busy" to bother with any kinks....
https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...I'd like to commend myself for justifying my vanilla-ness by deciding I'm "too tired and busy" to bother with any kinks. Truly exceptional judo, absolutely sage
21.9.2018 20:23I'd like to commend myself for justifying my vanilla-ness by deciding I'm "too tired and busy" to bother with any kinks....https://mastodon.social/@edswebp...