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Make Elon cry! Tank the Tesla share...

Make Elon cry! Tank the Tesla share price.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/motoring-news/teslas-1200-billion-loss-as-takedown-gathers-speed/news-story/3ff40f11990aaf181146cc7ef3837271

"Qantas Travel Money is now Qantas Pay" (I think this is the third rebranding)

"Qantas Travel Money is now Qantas Pay" (I think this is the third rebranding)

Represent.

Represent.

Not content with one fucking banger of a theme tune, John Williams wrote a second.

Not content with one fucking banger of a theme tune, John Williams wrote a second.

This brings back feels. https://youtu.be/nKckxONAH4M

This brings back feels.

https://youtu.be/nKckxONAH4M

No eggs in local Coles. Is this panic buying?

No eggs in local Coles. Is this panic buying?

Be a boss; name your kids Admin and root.

Be a boss; name your kids Admin and root.

"I come to your country and you lie to the media about the war, cut off assistance approved by the previous president, and tell me I...

"I come to your country and you lie to the media about the war, cut off assistance approved by the previous president, and tell me I should thank you???!"

Florida Woman. https://www.latintimes.com/florida-woman-doused-herself-mountain-dew-evade-dna-detection-killing-elderly-roommate-577255

Florida Woman.

https://www.latintimes.com/florida-woman-doused-herself-mountain-dew-evade-dna-detection-killing-elderly-roommate-577255

New Trump regime health strategy of "just be healthy" has dropped.

New Trump regime health strategy of "just be healthy" has dropped.

TIL NASA had to ask for Arthur C Clarke's permission to land on Europa.

TIL NASA had to ask for Arthur C Clarke's permission to land on Europa.

Naive: Why didn't Zelenskyy do a deal with Trump? Biased: Why was Zelenskyy rude to Trump? So disrespectfulRealistic: Trump was always...

Naive: Why didn't Zelenskyy do a deal with Trump?

Biased: Why was Zelenskyy rude to Trump? So disrespectful

Realistic: Trump was always going to ratfuck Zelenskyy; why are you surprised?

I just googled "USA Romania extradition treaty" and started reading the document, before remembering that laws in the USA are now...

I just googled "USA Romania extradition treaty" and started reading the document, before remembering that laws in the USA are now basically whatever Trump wants them to be.

"Trump officials fume at Zelenskyy for disregarding advice before meeting."That advice was to suck up to Trump and give him a...

"Trump officials fume at Zelenskyy for disregarding advice before meeting."

That advice was to suck up to Trump and give him a benefit with no guarantees, wasn't it?

James Cameron has had it with the USA....

James Cameron has had it with the USA.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/feb/28/james-cameron-says-us-under-trump-is-horrifying-as-he-becomes-new-zealand-citizen

I dreamt I had to play the Peter Gunn theme on a variety of electronic and mechanical pianos, and I just wasn't very good at it.

I dreamt I had to play the Peter Gunn theme on a variety of electronic and mechanical pianos, and I just wasn't very good at it.

OMG my pronouns have disappeared. But they'll be back. Attempts to turn back the clock never work in the long run. The toothpaste...

OMG my pronouns have disappeared. But they'll be back.

Attempts to turn back the clock never work in the long run. The toothpaste can't be put back into the tube.

Is nothing sacred? Why couldn't they have called it Hawaii 5-1?

Is nothing sacred? Why couldn't they have called it Hawaii 5-1?

Vale Hunter S Thompson. 20 years today since his passing.[I tried to post this on 21st Feb but mein Mastodon Server was borked, again, and...

Vale Hunter S Thompson.

20 years today since his passing.

[I tried to post this on 21st Feb but mein Mastodon Server was borked, again, and posts were returning a 500 error.]

Trump and Co are doing their best to turn back every piece of progress for the last 100 years.They will fail. The cat's out of the bag....

Trump and Co are doing their best to turn back every piece of progress for the last 100 years.

They will fail. The cat's out of the bag. They can't erase the memory of a nation that improved over time.