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I love that when cats don’t understand something, their first instinct is to slap the shit out of it 😂

I love that when cats don’t understand something, their first instinct is to slap the shit out of it 😂

My sweet old gal Freyja. This is right after she was running around the yard like a puppy. #Dogs

My sweet old gal Freyja. This is right after she was running around the yard like a puppy. #Dogs

Clearly first world problem: Is there anything worse than texting someone and they immediately call you?

Clearly first world problem: Is there anything worse than texting someone and they immediately call you?

I miss Fuddrucker's; it was so good in the 90's.

I miss Fuddrucker's; it was so good in the 90's.

Credit scores are complete bullshit. Its supposed to be good to have a bunch of available credit, right? I used like 5% of my total...

Credit scores are complete bullshit. Its supposed to be good to have a bunch of available credit, right? I used like 5% of my total available credit spread across a few cards, all of which are paid off in full, monthly. And my credit score dropped by 25 points. For just using credit. For USING it. How does that make any sense?

Earlier this week, New York officials revealed a sobering statistic: For the first time, more FDNY first responders have died from their...

Earlier this week, New York officials revealed a sobering statistic: For the first time, more FDNY first responders have died from their exposure to toxins at Ground Zero (370) than were killed on the day of the September 11th attacks (343), including 28 in the past year.

I wish they’d put a new toy inside avocados. It’s always the wooden ball, and I’m sick of it.

I wish they’d put a new toy inside avocados. It’s always the wooden ball, and I’m sick of it.

Question: would you rejoin/use Twitter again if Elon sold it off, the new owner wasn’t a fuckhead, and they changed the name back to...

Question: would you rejoin/use Twitter again if Elon sold it off, the new owner wasn’t a fuckhead, and they changed the name back to Twitter? Or has that ship sailed for you no matter what?

Personally: I wouldn’t go back.

My cat Jason is totally a little man. He sits like a man, next he needs a job.

My cat Jason is totally a little man. He sits like a man, next he needs a job.

Somehow the US has convinced the majority of people in the country that if they don't have their basic needs met, it's because they...

Somehow the US has convinced the majority of people in the country that if they don't have their basic needs met, it's because they haven't worked hard enough. They just need to get another job and stop sleeping. Sleeping is a total waste of valid earning hours, terrible ROI.

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." -John Steinbeck

I’ve seen Conservatives refer to Tim Walz as “Satanic”. If sensible gun control, investing in education, feeding kids and treating...

I’ve seen Conservatives refer to Tim Walz as “Satanic”. If sensible gun control, investing in education, feeding kids and treating LGBTQ people like actual people is satanic, sign me the fuck up. 

I hope JK Rowling has a terrible fucking birthday today 🤗

I hope JK Rowling has a terrible fucking birthday today 🤗

Day 9 with Covid and I’m finally starting to feel better 😃

Day 9 with Covid and I’m finally starting to feel better 😃

I’m 47 years old. Ever since I was a child, I have strongly preferred to sleep in the living room when I’m sick. I don’t know why. And...

I’m 47 years old. Ever since I was a child, I have strongly preferred to sleep in the living room when I’m sick. I don’t know why. And to this day, sick with Covid, here I am, in the living room trying to sleep. Can anyone relate? I wonder why this is a thing.

Some people are so dense light bends around them. 🤗

Some people are so dense light bends around them. 🤗

What if (some) celebrities don’t really give their kids crazy names; but are keeping the real names secret to give the kids some chance at...

What if (some) celebrities don’t really give their kids crazy names; but are keeping the real names secret to give the kids some chance at anonymity?

I used to record 4th of July fireworks first with my digital camera and then with my phone every year. And then a few years ago I wondered...

I used to record 4th of July fireworks first with my digital camera and then with my phone every year. And then a few years ago I wondered what I was doing when I realized that not even I had ever looked at any of my own fireworks videos.

He can't have that much time left in him? Can he...?

He can't have that much time left in him? Can he...?

There is one major news story that I could wake up to tomorrow morning that would make me instantly want to cheer and throw a party. And its...

There is one major news story that I could wake up to tomorrow morning that would make me instantly want to cheer and throw a party. And its funny because you know what that news is without me saying. That's how out of control things are.

I can’t believe 2024 is half over. Time seems to have doubled in speed since I hit about 44 or 45.

I can’t believe 2024 is half over. Time seems to have doubled in speed since I hit about 44 or 45.