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Hello, I'm back after a Dosis what medics. apparently nowadays call Jack-Ex#propofol #anaesthesia

Hello, I'm back after a Dosis what medics. apparently nowadays call Jack-Ex
#propofol #anaesthesia

Since the ACPI mode s4 in humans can only be induced chemically, I now have a control port in my arm.Thinking of that old xkcd about the usb...

Since the ACPI mode s4 in humans can only be induced chemically, I now have a control port in my arm.
Thinking of that old xkcd about the usb port...

#anaesthesia #xkcd

Lokführer hat grad während der Fahrt die automatische Ansage "Bitte geben Sie die Türen frei" ausgelöst.Nur so die Nachfrage...

Lokführer hat grad während der Fahrt die automatische Ansage "Bitte geben Sie die Türen frei" ausgelöst.
Nur so die Nachfrage in die #BahnBubble, bei einem DPZ kann der Lf die Türöffnung nicht während der Fahrt auslösen, oder? 👀

Und: was ist das Tür-Analogon zu Defenestration?

Canary toot:Edit:Disregard that, I was just informed that the Lunar eclipse is tomorrow, and the anesthesia is today.Bad luck, demons 🤪

Canary toot:
Edit:
Disregard that, I was just informed that the Lunar eclipse is tomorrow, and the anesthesia is today.
Bad luck, demons 🤪

Sooo... apparently NZ Health arranged their budget of 28 billion NZD with an Excel spreadsheet.If you're surprised about this, you...

Sooo... apparently NZ Health arranged their budget of 28 billion NZD with an Excel spreadsheet.

If you're surprised about this, you haven't worked in public administration.

Sources:
https://www.tewhatuora.govt.nz/assets/Uploads/HNZ-Financial-Review-Report.pdf
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/significant-concerns-health-nz-was-using-a-single-excel-spreadsheet-to-track-28-billion-of-public-money/WADIE2J26JEDVCLXYL7HKTMNDE/

chpol245 gültige, anwesende Stimmen in der vereinigten Bundesversammlung‽ Das ist ja fast schon rekordverdächtig.Kein:e einzige:r...

chpol

245 gültige, anwesende Stimmen in der vereinigten Bundesversammlung‽ Das ist ja fast schon rekordverdächtig.
Kein:e einzige:r Parlamentarier:in einen Termin mit Lobbyisten?

#brwahl25 #schweiz #chpol

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TWINT bringt Händlern neu die Möglichkeit, Zahlungslinks zu generieren, die dann versendet werden können.Zeit bis zum ersten Betrugsfall:...

TWINT bringt Händlern neu die Möglichkeit, Zahlungslinks zu generieren, die dann versendet werden können.

Zeit bis zum ersten Betrugsfall: ⏳
*jeopardymelodieertönt*

#schweiz #twint #epayment #cybercrime #fraud

Do you want to advertise "my Node.js product now uses AI!!" but don't know how to add AI?Use the package...

Do you want to advertise "my Node.js product now uses AI!!" but don't know how to add AI?
Use the package "is-even-ai"

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-even-ai

#nodejs #npm #isevenai #devops

Just saw an ad for a movie called "Mickey 17". About a guy who unknowingly gets cloned and killed again and again for a dangerous...

Just saw an ad for a movie called "Mickey 17". About a guy who unknowingly gets cloned and killed again and again for a dangerous task in space, until two of the clones meet...

Ehm... Sounds a lot like a reboot of Moon (2009). But I'm one of probably only a handful of people who saw that movie...

#scifi #movies #moon2009 #mickey17

uspolHalf of the congress shouting "TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!" and clapping in rhythm.Vance and the Speaker smiling over Trump's...

uspol

Half of the congress shouting "TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!" and clapping in rhythm.
Vance and the Speaker smiling over Trump's shoulder.
I have seen similar pictures.
In black and white.

#facism

uspolYOU FUCKING MORON MOST OF THE CONSTRUCTIONS YOU LISTED WERE BUILT BY PEOPLE YOU NOW WANT TO THROW OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

uspol

YOU FUCKING MORON MOST OF THE CONSTRUCTIONS YOU LISTED WERE BUILT BY PEOPLE YOU NOW WANT TO THROW OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

404 Sleep not found because of uspol404 Sleep not foundAnd, watching Trump's address to congress, I'm not sure if I will ever sleep...

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And, watching Trump's address to congress, I'm not sure if I will ever sleep soundly again.

uspol"We will restore true democracy to America again"I should stoo here. Really. Stop watching, stop writing about it, stop being...

uspol

"We will restore true democracy to America again"
I should stoo here. Really. Stop watching, stop writing about it, stop being surprised by the idiocy, the lies...
#trump

uspolNow he's making fun of the millions of people with ages over 100 years and 200 years oldlisted in the social security database....

uspol

Now he's making fun of the millions of people with ages over 100 years and 200 years oldlisted in the social security database. Yeah, if you only understand modern database values that is a conclusion that you might draw 🤦‍♀️
#trump #musk #doge

uspolSpace Karen is there too and gets applause

uspol

Space Karen is there too and gets applause

uspolApparently there are some protests

uspol

Apparently there are some protests

uspolWatching Trump speaking at the congress. Probably a mistake moodwise...So far he's listing the stupid things he's done since...

uspol

Watching Trump speaking at the congress. Probably a mistake moodwise...
So far he's listing the stupid things he's done since January 20. Every few seconds JD Vance and others have to stand up and clap, then sit down again.
Seemingly longest claps so far are for the transphobic stuff

#trump

nsfw@Annapur yeah... How about no... Don't steal your profile picture from a porn star, then just follow a bunch of peopleEDIT Looks...

nsfw

@Annapur yeah... How about no... Don't steal your profile picture from a porn star, then just follow a bunch of people
EDIT Looks like she's already been deleted from mastodon.social

Ich habe Vorurteile gegenüber Menschen mit Vorurteilen.

Ich habe Vorurteile gegenüber Menschen mit Vorurteilen.