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The woman at the cafe where I get my lunch squealed "mong mong!" which is "puppy" in her language. That heralds the...

The woman at the cafe where I get my lunch squealed "mong mong!" which is "puppy" in her language. That heralds the arrival of Brolly. Brolly is a genetically engineered hybrid of a bulldog and an MRAP and is an Extremely Good Boy.

Curry And Sex would be a good band name though

Curry And Sex would be a good band name though

#introductionI'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd...

#introduction

I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Middle-aged, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and young kid. I live in the North Shore area of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. Left. Pretengineer.

Content warning:parent whiningThen he cracks out "I'm not actually hungry" and I will sell him at the fucking Burma border

Content warning:parent whining

Then he cracks out "I'm not actually hungry" and I will sell him at the fucking Burma border