Tim Apple
Matt Tell
Penguin Island
Revolutionary War airports
Didn't push Ivana
All things are any things.
10.5.2025 21:48Tim AppleMatt TellPenguin IslandRevolutionary War airportsDidn't push IvanaAll things are any things.Any veteran not apoplectic that a rapist from Queens turned every one of them into a speedbump was trained too well to be a very good soldier.
10.5.2025 15:53Any veteran not apoplectic that a rapist from Queens turned every one of them into a speedbump was trained too well to be a very good...Rapeublicans hide everything of any sexual or sexuality issue from children because it's much, much harder to keep raping and brainwashing children for Christ and continuing to produce full-quivers of kids for options when they can learn it's wrong by reading what no one tells them.
9.5.2025 19:40Rapeublicans hide everything of any sexual or sexuality issue from children because it's much, much harder to keep raping and...Just calling government The Drunk Tank now.
9.5.2025 18:15Just calling government The Drunk Tank now.I have music playing most of the time.
I have lots of music that I like to schizo-shuffle when doing things.
I have a newfound obsession with harmonicas.
I have found that, no, harmonica absolutely does not go with everything.
But it can still fit. 😁
Finding a way to fit into an Obituary or Gentle Giant song is really fun. Simple is best.
And I have achieved the bass line of Metallica's Call of Cthulu on my A harp. Bend it like B'ekku'mm.
Oh, yes. Harmetalca is coming y'all.🤘🤠
Appealing to a Nazi's humanity just gives him time to gut you, Bill. Have fun with that.
Buy an army now, Billbo. Do a thing.
The country has fully bought into "whole body deodorant", and I have seen nothing but jokes about dumb fuckin' sailors losing $200-million in fighter jets that we are just gonna keep paying for.
No signs of hope here.
I don't "both sides" about religion, either.
Seems like getting on the bike with the stick already in the spokes.
Also saw a black BMW truck with 'Free Palestine' flags over both back doors.
9.5.2025 02:36Also saw a black BMW truck with 'Free Palestine' flags over both back doors.I'm wearing a shirt that says Metal on it.
Stanky blue Tesla driver gave me a peace sign tonight, like we were bros.
No, he didn't do metal horns. Just, the nerve of the guy. A peace sign. 😄
I had just picked up a poo and I had no birdie-fingers free to fly his way. I was so upset about that.
But I scowled really good at him and said something shitty at him.
Poser. In a Tesla. 😛
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No one's gonna revolt unless a stinkin' influencer posts about their gorgeous tactical outfit.
8.5.2025 17:01No one's gonna revolt unless a stinkin' influencer posts about their gorgeous tactical outfit.Oh.
People start paying attention when Bill Gates lifts his head from the muck to intone caution.
Fuck him entirely.
I hate that Americans became.... fuckin' this. Deadbrains.
8.5.2025 16:59Oh.People start paying attention when Bill Gates lifts his head from the muck to intone caution.Fuck him entirely. I hate that Americans...So, when will The Cult allow 'Edie (Ciao Baby)' to be used in a Viagra ad? 😳
8.5.2025 02:58So, when will The Cult allow 'Edie (Ciao Baby)' to be used in a Viagra ad? 😳When you take multiple doughnuts, you don't have to eat them one at a time. 🤪👍
8.5.2025 02:56When you take multiple doughnuts, you don't have to eat them one at a time. 🤪👍What's it called when you stretch so hard that it includes flexing your sinuses, and your ears compress so much you make the music you're listening to dip flat for half-a-second?
Nearly a stroke?
's weird though.
Fuck. Just inhaled a bug typing this. Thanks, Obama.
7.5.2025 19:31What's it called when you stretch so hard that it includes flexing your sinuses, and your ears compress so much you make the music...Every whunceinnawhyle I think about the guitar guy who included "except that Eddie Van Halen isn't a very good rhythm guitarist" and wonder what job he got workin' for Trump.
7.5.2025 19:14Every whunceinnawhyle I think about the guitar guy who included "except that Eddie Van Halen isn't a very good rhythm...If you are not familiar with X-Men, particularly Longshot, Mojo, and the Mojoverse, you will be just by living in it. Or not.
7.5.2025 18:26If you are not familiar with X-Men, particularly Longshot, Mojo, and the Mojoverse, you will be just by living in it. Or not.If Ukraine needs more fighter jets they can just trawl behind Pete's American aircraft vending-machines and scoop them outta the oceans with liberated Russian crane ships. Just gotta dry 'em out a little.
Reduce
Reuse
Recycle
America was destroyed by a buncha selfish daddy's boys splashing in the tub together.
Racist. Petty. Bored. Rich kids.
Economists talking about this make me saddest. Never thinking about people, legitimize violence and genocide as profit. Not-quite-rich-enough rich assholes who never had to stretch a hundred dollars across three weeks.
Economists help dehumanize us for the inhumane bastards that feed them.
Ain't heard or read one word that's done anything but compound the interest on violence.
The "where'd you frickin' come from?!" thick white hairs that've toughened like piano wire as I wrap each freshly found one around my hand and yank, leaving a nick across my knuckle, like marking time cutting a notch in a tree trunk.
The oldening.
6.5.2025 20:05The "where'd you frickin' come from?!" thick white hairs that've toughened like piano wire as I wrap each freshly...⬆️
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