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an extremely funny thing might happen on monday...https://ottawacitizen.com/news/pierre-poilievre-tight-race-ottawa-riding

an extremely funny thing might happen on monday...

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/pierre-poilievre-tight-race-ottawa-riding

had a post-hours meeting with client one wherein we explained we’ve done basically no work for him this month or last due to demands of...

had a post-hours meeting with client one wherein we explained we’ve done basically no work for him this month or last due to demands of clients two, three and five and he was “that’s cool. the economy is crazy. lemme buy you a beer.”

get yourself a client like client one.

until we were thirty, lee and i used to use our phone bills as id to vote basically because the law said you could and we thought we were...

until we were thirty, lee and i used to use our phone bills as id to vote basically because the law said you could and we thought we were wreckshit punk rockers. always a little disappointing when the poll worker was just “sure, okay” and it wasn’t a scene.

got the dad’s voting sitch figured out; basically a nurse is just going to point at him and go “yeah, i know that guy”. it’s good to...

got the dad’s voting sitch figured out; basically a nurse is just going to point at him and go “yeah, i know that guy”. it’s good to live in a place where they try to make it easier, not harder to do this.

i called the ltc to make sure the dad was set to vote and said "so, there's an election coming up on the 28th" and the nurse,...

i called the ltc to make sure the dad was set to vote and said "so, there's an election coming up on the 28th" and the nurse, i shit you not, said "there is? here?".

i mean, i've met a lot of uninformed voters in my time, but this guy is the absolute champ.

watching america (and row, tbf) learn about, ie., the philips curve, in real time is wild. dudes on reddit or wherever with a million bucks...

watching america (and row, tbf) learn about, ie., the philips curve, in real time is wild. dudes on reddit or wherever with a million bucks in day trading saying "so, i just read about something called 'stagflation'" and i'm literally screaming on the inside.

a really underrated feature is that little “your caps lock is on” message on login screens. there should be more of those.

a really underrated feature is that little “your caps lock is on” message on login screens. there should be more of those.

i know you’re all thinking: didn’t you have a magpie fly into your kitchen last year and sit on top of the fridge for a day yelling at...

i know you’re all thinking: didn’t you have a magpie fly into your kitchen last year and sit on top of the fridge for a day yelling at you while you tried to work? don’t you ever learn?

and the answer is no. i do not ever learn.

left the back door open while i was doing some yard work and some total rando cat just walked up into the house and has been asleep on my...

left the back door open while i was doing some yard work and some total rando cat just walked up into the house and has been asleep on my couch for, like, three hours. so if you’re, y’know, missing your cat or something, i might have a lead.

attn @historyofpunkrock

attn @historyofpunkrock

you can read this article if you want (or not), but the important takeaway is that cock sparer records could be considered...

you can read this article if you want (or not), but the important takeaway is that cock sparer records could be considered "informational material" under u.s. law.

https://www.wired.com/story/trumps-tariffs-could-hit-you-in-an-unexpected-place-your-vinyl-collection/

i subscribe to a sock of the month club and they sent these this month and lee said “ankles up”

i subscribe to a sock of the month club and they sent these this month and lee said “ankles up”

if you’re the sort of person who likes to read an rfc on the weekend, this is a good choice:https://wiki.php.net/rfc/true_async

if you’re the sort of person who likes to read an rfc on the weekend, this is a good choice:

https://wiki.php.net/rfc/true_async

when my nephew enrique was young, i convinced him of many lies: 'furnace' is pronounced 'fur-nah-chay' because it was an...

when my nephew enrique was young, i convinced him of many lies: 'furnace' is pronounced 'fur-nah-chay' because it was an italian invention, the war of 1812 happened in one day, december 18th. that sort of thing.

when he turned 16, i confessed my mistruths. welcome to adulthood, here is the truth and all that.

for many years my trust with him was broken. but then, one day, i heard him tell my great niece that the charcuterie board was created by charlene cuterie, first duchess of provance.

lee and i are cooking dinner and i am trying to convince her that the singular of 'tahini' is 'tahinus' and it is definitely...

lee and i are cooking dinner and i am trying to convince her that the singular of 'tahini' is 'tahinus' and it is definitely not going well.

spent a huge chunk of last night manually writing an undo/redo feature for this front end thing and... it was shockingly difficult.

spent a huge chunk of last night manually writing an undo/redo feature for this front end thing and... it was shockingly difficult.

it is a goddamn embarrassment that the fucking prime minister did better on nardwuar than i could...

it is a goddamn embarrassment that the fucking prime minister did better on nardwuar than i could have.

https://www.straight.com/news/liberal-leader-mark-carney-nails-his-nardwuar-human-serviette-interview-right-down-to-hip-flip#

this is the 338 for my riding and my neighbours just put up an ndp sign and i am screaming on the inside.

this is the 338 for my riding and my neighbours just put up an ndp sign and i am screaming on the inside.

just translating a screenshot of an excel spreadsheet into html, like a totally normal person on a totally normal friday.

just translating a screenshot of an excel spreadsheet into html, like a totally normal person on a totally normal friday.

aha! it's eg!day saved.

aha! it's eg!

day saved.