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This account is going dormant, follow me at @GI_Jack@defcon.social

This account is going dormant, follow me at @GI_Jack@defcon.social

My main mastodon is now on defcon.social@GI_Jack@defcon.social This is now the alt.

My main mastodon is now on defcon.social

@GI_Jack@defcon.social

This is now the alt.

Ditch mastodon.social for defcon.social?There have been some reports of this instance not being properly moderated.Should I stay or should I...

Ditch mastodon.social for defcon.social?

There have been some reports of this instance not being properly moderated.

Should I stay or should I go?

Stay
Go

SPACE!

SPACE!

This place doesn't fill their coffee cups to the top.There's mushroom extras!

This place doesn't fill their coffee cups to the top.

There's mushroom extras!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9NBrq-SF1kWhere's Captain Kirk?Where's Captain Kirk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9NBrq-SF1k

Where's Captain Kirk?

Where's Captain Kirk?

You need an actual domain, and need to add it to digital ocean for this to work. But 60 seconds to spin up a proxy server....Always get a...

You need an actual domain, and need to add it to digital ocean for this to work. But 60 seconds to spin up a proxy server....

Always get a random IP from DO's IP pool.

You can preset the hostname and port in foxyproxy, and the payload in a payload file with --payload FILE:

Harbor-wave with authenticated https proxy$ harbor-wave spawn --payload FILE:auth_proxy.payloadNOTE: This still requires a FQDN, and a real...

Harbor-wave with authenticated https proxy

$ harbor-wave spawn --payload FILE:auth_proxy.payload

NOTE: This still requires a FQDN, and a real domain on your digital ocean account.

https://github.com/GIJack/cloud-image-templates/tree/main/authenticated-proxy-server

Uses digital ocean, certbot, tinyproxy, and stunnel.

Single app that gives you a http/https proxy in the cloud using real https certs, and sets username, password and port from the --payload. See the README for more info

Hey, you guys like my liquor collection?

Hey, you guys like my liquor collection?

bad omenI had two HDDs fail on my SAN RAID array at the same time, within minuets, tanking the array. Raid-5 tollerant for ONE failure.What...

bad omen

I had two HDDs fail on my SAN RAID array at the same time, within minuets, tanking the array. Raid-5 tollerant for ONE failure.

What are the odds two out of 5 fail at the same time?

Its a bad omen, and I am in a bad mood

That cheese I put on my omlette this morning was totally badI've been paying for it all day, oof

That cheese I put on my omlette this morning was totally bad

I've been paying for it all day, oof

I never delete things, my /home is 4.5TB now11T 4.5T 5.9T 44% /homeFuck. Next round of upgrades is multi-g ethernet because backups are...

I never delete things, my /home is 4.5TB now

11T 4.5T 5.9T 44% /home

Fuck. Next round of upgrades is multi-g ethernet because backups are becoming a PITA

filling up 256 GB microSD cardNever thought I'd see the day where I'd need 512 GB card on my phone.But here we are.512 GB is more...

filling up 256 GB microSD card

Never thought I'd see the day where I'd need 512 GB card on my phone.

But here we are.

512 GB is more than every hard drive I ever owned, combined, up until about 2004.

Hey guys?Did you know that @nasa runs Linux?Its because you can't open Windows in space!

Hey guys?

Did you know that @nasa runs Linux?

Its because you can't open Windows in space!

MOTDBOFH excuse #372:Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.😂

MOTD

BOFH excuse #372:

Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.
😂

Felling Of A Mighty Beast: Tucker Carlson Is Deposed from FOX...

Felling Of A Mighty Beast: Tucker Carlson Is Deposed from FOX News

https://medium.com/@gi_jack/felling-of-a-mighty-beast-tucker-carlson-is-deposed-from-fox-news-7e916d885322

If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a newwitticism just for you. -- Larry Wall in...

If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new
witticism just for you.
-- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org>

The Dixie ChicksIt got brought up on Bird Site about how this band got cancelled by their fans for not supporting the WOT.If you are white...

The Dixie Chicks

It got brought up on Bird Site about how this band got cancelled by their fans for not supporting the WOT.

If you are white people from the South US in a country band and you are named after slang for the confederacy, why so surprised when your fanbase is mostly chuds?

Unapologetic built careers around that until the leopards ate their face.

I had a salad for lunch todayI am an adult

I had a salad for lunch today

I am an adult

Wilkins CoffeeApparently Jim Henson made thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0wtf?

Wilkins Coffee

Apparently Jim Henson made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0

wtf?