The house is like 90% hardwood floors, why the rug?! #Caturday
28.1.2023 23:05The house is like 90% hardwood floors, why the rug?! #CaturdayI’ve learned from #Caturday that 99% of cat owners are afraid of color and prefer neutral earth tones
28.1.2023 21:27I’ve learned from #Caturday that 99% of cat owners are afraid of color and prefer neutral earth tonesHerding cats really is like herding Cats. #Caturday
28.1.2023 19:29Herding cats really is like herding Cats. #CaturdayWhy did the cat make a great bartender?
Because they always had a purr-fect pour! #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cat.
Interrupting cat wh-
MEOW!
#Caturday
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split, it’s just me
Friyay and Froyo walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve disappointment here."
28.1.2023 00:51Friyay and Froyo walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve disappointment here."Friyay and Froyo walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Lemme guess, vodka? You both look pretty flavorless.”
28.1.2023 00:48Friyay and Froyo walked into a bar and the bartender says, "Lemme guess, vodka? You both look pretty flavorless.”You guys, so mad at Friyay and Froyo ya know? Like, Friyay, you had one job: to make me excited for the weekend. Yo, Froyo, you had one job: to be delicious. Both of you failed.
28.1.2023 00:43You guys, so mad at Friyay and Froyo ya know? Like, Friyay, you had one job: to make me excited for the weekend. Yo, Froyo, you had one job:...Banana peels are nature's prank, waiting to trip us up. #BananaPranks
28.1.2023 00:10Banana peels are nature's prank, waiting to trip us up. #BananaPranksWho do I complain to about the lies I was fed of adulthood being rad?
27.1.2023 23:55Who do I complain to about the lies I was fed of adulthood being rad?Fridays used to rule the school, now it's like they're stuck in detention.
27.1.2023 23:52Fridays used to rule the school, now it's like they're stuck in detention.Morning 'Friyay' is just another way to ignore the fact that the workweek is not actually over and that it's just a trap to fall into a false sense of (toxic) positivity.
But when that clock strikes 5, 'friyay' shines bright & dangerous like a Musk blood emerald.
27.1.2023 23:42Morning 'Friyay' is just another way to ignore the fact that the workweek is not actually over and that it's just a trap to fall...⬆️
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