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I love seeing the most vapid take on US politics in the universe on this platform and without fail it's some German-speaking dude...

I love seeing the most vapid take on US politics in the universe on this platform and without fail it's some German-speaking dude who's likely never stepped foot in the US before

NO. IT IS NOT.

NO. IT IS NOT.

Next time someone gives me shit for not working on my open source project I'm accusing them of being a state actor psychologically...

Next time someone gives me shit for not working on my open source project I'm accusing them of being a state actor psychologically manipulating me into a years-long con to plant a backdoor in my project

driving a manual transmission car is the equivalent of using vim

driving a manual transmission car is the equivalent of using vim

"employees may try to be kind to homeless people, instead of spending their time making you more money"

"employees may try to be kind to homeless people, instead of spending their time making you more money"

there is a sticker in the men's bathroom at my school that says "COOPERATE AND GRADUATE"

there is a sticker in the men's bathroom at my school that says "COOPERATE AND GRADUATE"

quilt loader runs MixinBootstrap.init() twice and I'm terrified that it's not on accident

quilt loader runs MixinBootstrap.init() twice and I'm terrified that it's not on accident

This means that the installer now runs in a much more controlled environment, and we don't have problems including:- Certain java...

This means that the installer now runs in a much more controlled environment, and we don't have problems including:
- Certain java versions (including those shipped with the official launcher) refusing to perform an SSL handshake with our Meta (!!!)
- Users missing a valid java because they've never launched Minecraft before
- Being stuck on Java 8

since when does Windows need to be updated to launch Minecraft

since when does Windows need to be updated to launch Minecraft

This isn't an attack on Modrinth or ModMenu. They're good people and I trust them.But I think it's a relevant bit of context...

This isn't an attack on Modrinth or ModMenu. They're good people and I trust them.

But I think it's a relevant bit of context when talking about the new #quiltmc launch beacon, which stores a timestamp (without association to an IP address), and that's it. It don't even tell the beacon what version of Quilt Loader you're on.

Every time you launch Minecraft with ModMenu, the following data is sent to Modrinth in the user agent:- ModMenu version- Minecraft version-...

Every time you launch Minecraft with ModMenu, the following data is sent to Modrinth in the user agent:
- ModMenu version
- Minecraft version
- Loader (fabric or quilt)

Additionally, the message body contains a SHA-512 hash of every loaded mod's JAR file.

Someone just woke up with all ten fingers for the last time.

Someone just woke up with all ten fingers for the last time.

Create has better polish than any *modpack* ever made. It's insane.

Create has better polish than any *modpack* ever made. It's insane.

LMAO

LMAO

using Apple products for any period of time makes me feel like an old man

using Apple products for any period of time makes me feel like an old man

This is hilarious. People are spending real money and copping a felony to *temporarily take down a Minecraft...

This is hilarious. People are spending real money and copping a felony to *temporarily take down a Minecraft server*.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2022/12/15/mccrash-cross-platform-ddos-botnet-targets-private-minecraft-servers/

I had to memorize all the capitals of Latin America for Spanish (which is a good thing), but the song we used to learn the capitals is...

I had to memorize all the capitals of Latin America for Spanish (which is a good thing), but the song we used to learn the capitals is permanently stuck in my brain.

I'm sitting in the shower and hear:
"Caracas, Venezuela.
Bogota, Colombia.
Quito, Ecuador. Quito, Ecuador. Quito, Ecuador.
[shitty drum fill]"

I'm not sure it's going to go away.

this ten year old kid was watching me play Celeste (very poorly) for a few minutes in silence before he finally asked me: "Why do you...

this ten year old kid was watching me play Celeste (very poorly) for a few minutes in silence before he finally asked me: "Why do you play this game? Just 'cause the music's good?"

update: almost everything is ported, but worldgen and (surprisingly) tags still escape me.

update: almost everything is ported, but worldgen and (surprisingly) tags still escape me.

working on porting QSL to 1.19.3I think it's been something like 2 years since i've written mixins? its coming back to me very...

working on porting QSL to 1.19.3

I think it's been something like 2 years since i've written mixins? its coming back to me very slowly