godpod - Network
Green card holders who voted for Donold are now learning the hard way how xenophobia works.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Green card holders who voted for Donold are now learning the hard way how xenophobia works.
13.5.2025 11:03Green card holders who voted for Donold are now learning the hard way how xenophobia works.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Genuinely would like to know how any ICE agent sleeps at night.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Genuinely would like to know how any ICE agent sleeps at night.
13.5.2025 02:39Genuinely would like to know how any ICE agent sleeps at night.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
New commandment: If you're fine with separating parents from children, then "Go forth and multiply" doesn't apply to you.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...New commandment: If you're fine with separating parents from children, then "Go forth and multiply" doesn't apply to you.
12.5.2025 23:01New commandment: If you're fine with separating parents from children, then "Go forth and multiply" doesn't apply to you.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
I don't speak to the pope. The only time I speak to humans is when they’re gambling on expired yogurt and I whisper, 'do it!'
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...I don't speak to the pope. The only time I speak to humans is when they’re gambling on expired yogurt and I whisper, 'do it!'
12.5.2025 20:32I don't speak to the pope. The only time I speak to humans is when they’re gambling on expired yogurt and I whisper, 'do it!'https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
During your darkest times, when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I left you on read -- my bad!
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...During your darkest times, when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I left you on read -- my bad!
12.5.2025 17:18During your darkest times, when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I left you on read -- my bad!https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Proposing a 10% tariff on Rolls Royce and a 100% tariff on Hot Wheels tells you who Trump cares about.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Proposing a 10% tariff on Rolls Royce and a 100% tariff on Hot Wheels tells you who Trump cares about.
12.5.2025 14:16Proposing a 10% tariff on Rolls Royce and a 100% tariff on Hot Wheels tells you who Trump cares about.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
If you want to make Americans healthy, again give them universal basic income.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...If you want to make Americans healthy, again give them universal basic income.
12.5.2025 11:02If you want to make Americans healthy, again give them universal basic income.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Dr. Pepper was Donold's first choice for surgeon general.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Dr. Pepper was Donold's first choice for surgeon general.
12.5.2025 02:39Dr. Pepper was Donold's first choice for surgeon general.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing...
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.
11.5.2025 23:00You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing...https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Since our new Pope is from Chicago, yes, I can confirm it's now acceptable to use Malört for communion (Warning: It tastes like shit...
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Since our new Pope is from Chicago, yes, I can confirm it's now acceptable to use Malört for communion (Warning: It tastes like shit and Jesus says he can do nothing to improve the taste).
11.5.2025 20:32Since our new Pope is from Chicago, yes, I can confirm it's now acceptable to use Malört for communion (Warning: It tastes like shit...https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Nobody should be surprised that a president who’s broken nearly all My commandments doesn’t want to uphold the Constitution.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Nobody should be surprised that a president who’s broken nearly all My commandments doesn’t want to uphold the Constitution.
11.5.2025 17:18Nobody should be surprised that a president who’s broken nearly all My commandments doesn’t want to uphold the Constitution.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Yes, the Pope’s a White Sox fan. No, I'm not answering his prayers to make them contenders. I’m merciful, not delusional.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Yes, the Pope’s a White Sox fan. No, I'm not answering his prayers to make them contenders. I’m merciful, not delusional.
11.5.2025 15:36Yes, the Pope’s a White Sox fan. No, I'm not answering his prayers to make them contenders. I’m merciful, not delusional.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Finally a president brave enough to say, 'You know what's too cheap? Going to the movies.'
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Finally a president brave enough to say, 'You know what's too cheap? Going to the movies.'
9.5.2025 23:00Finally a president brave enough to say, 'You know what's too cheap? Going to the movies.'https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
The guy with a gold toilet is trying to convince Americans they don't actually like material stuff anyway.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...The guy with a gold toilet is trying to convince Americans they don't actually like material stuff anyway.
9.5.2025 20:32The guy with a gold toilet is trying to convince Americans they don't actually like material stuff anyway.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
'I think he's gonna get it together' is what you say about your pothead kid in college, not the Secretary of Defense.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...'I think he's gonna get it together' is what you say about your pothead kid in college, not the Secretary of Defense.
9.5.2025 17:18'I think he's gonna get it together' is what you say about your pothead kid in college, not the Secretary of Defense.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Donold's too busy manufacturing problems to fix any of the ones that actually existed before he took office.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Donold's too busy manufacturing problems to fix any of the ones that actually existed before he took office.
9.5.2025 14:16Donold's too busy manufacturing problems to fix any of the ones that actually existed before he took office.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Donold keeps calling the US-Canada border 'artificial'. So is America, the presidency and his hairline. What's his point?
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Donold keeps calling the US-Canada border 'artificial'. So is America, the presidency and his hairline. What's his point?
9.5.2025 11:03Donold keeps calling the US-Canada border 'artificial'. So is America, the presidency and his hairline. What's his point?https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
Cardinals welcome a new pope by blowing smoke out of a chimney. The GOP welcomes a new president by blowing smoke up his ass.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...Cardinals welcome a new pope by blowing smoke out of a chimney. The GOP welcomes a new president by blowing smoke up his ass.
9.5.2025 02:39Cardinals welcome a new pope by blowing smoke out of a chimney. The GOP welcomes a new president by blowing smoke up his ass.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
An American running the Catholic Church? Americans can't even run America.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...An American running the Catholic Church? Americans can't even run America.
8.5.2025 23:00An American running the Catholic Church? Americans can't even run America.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
If Donold doesn’t think it’s his job to uphold the Constitution, maybe someone else should have the job.
https://universeodon.com/@godpod...If Donold doesn’t think it’s his job to uphold the Constitution, maybe someone else should have the job.
7.5.2025 20:32If Donold doesn’t think it’s his job to uphold the Constitution, maybe someone else should have the job.https://universeodon.com/@godpod...
