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I am migrating instances, so, if suddenly drop of your feed, you can check for me at gorfram@beige.party *there's nothing at all wrong...

I am migrating instances, so, if suddenly drop of your feed, you can check for me at gorfram@beige.party

*there's nothing at all wrong with libretooth.gr - it's just that, in beige.party, I Think I Have Found My People.

There’s an old blues lyric that goes:“If I ain’t love you;Then grits ain’t groceries,Eggs ain’t poultry,And Mona Lisa was a...

There’s an old blues lyric that goes:
“If I ain’t love you;
Then grits ain’t groceries,
Eggs ain’t poultry,
And Mona Lisa was a man.”

And it’s got me wondering about that last one…

#EnigmaticSmile

It’s raining a bit.

It’s raining a bit.

Plant-based pronouns: the newest leftie scourge.

Plant-based pronouns: the newest leftie scourge.

chronic illness, IBS, TMI, record-keeping, ranty whine…I’ve tried before, of course, with results ranging from Wildly Inconsistent to...

chronic illness, IBS, TMI, record-keeping, ranty whine

…I’ve tried before, of course, with results ranging from Wildly Inconsistent to Complete Tumbleweeds. I don’t know why I’m such a lousy diarist, especially when I enjoy documenting & even creating spreadsheets for things as mundane as many planter pots I have.
I think it’s partly because it’s hard to do things consistently when your functionality is wildly inconsistent from day to day.

Maybe I could try creating a spreadsheet?

2/2

chronic illness, IBS, TMI, record-keeping, ranty whineI’ve got the bad diarrhea again. I realized today that I have a rating system for...

chronic illness, IBS, TMI, record-keeping, ranty whine

I’ve got the bad diarrhea again. I realized today that I have a rating system for diarrhea, from “not so bad” through to “exhausting, “crippling,” & “dry heaves.”
I’ve tried all the drugs. I’ve given up any number of foods, including dairy & gluten. I think the only thing left (short of colostomy, I guess), is keeping a detailed daily dairy of food, activity, sleep, mood, the whole damned lot.
#NEIS
#NEISVoid

1/🤷🏻‍♀️

For upset stomach, doctors recommend BRAT. BRAT stands for Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, & Toast.RICE stands for Rest, Ice, Compression,...

For upset stomach, doctors recommend BRAT.

BRAT stands for Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, & Toast.

RICE stands for Rest, Ice, Compression, & Elevation.

ICE stands for Immigration & Customs Enfor-

No wonder my stomach’s upset.

Buying tickets to the opera, just so that I can attend in shorts and a hoodie.#DontWorry#IWillBringEarplugsToo

Buying tickets to the opera, just so that I can attend in shorts and a hoodie.

#DontWorry
#IWillBringEarplugsToo

There are benefits to being highly self-judgmental. I’ve been boosting lots of toots containing images with no alt text; and it’s making...

There are benefits to being highly self-judgmental. I’ve been boosting lots of toots containing images with no alt text; and it’s making me feel delightfully decadent.

I bought junk food yesterday But now it’s missing Where can it possibly be?#haiku

I bought junk food yesterday
But now it’s missing
Where can it possibly be?

#haiku

Five hundred people in Colorado who didn’t vote for Adam Frisch are probably feeling pretty stupid right now.

Five hundred people in Colorado who didn’t vote for Adam Frisch are probably feeling pretty stupid right now.

Tell me again about the difference between a terrorists organization, a criminal gang, and the GOP.I gave up some perfectly good civil...

Tell me again about the difference between a terrorists organization, a criminal gang, and the GOP.

I gave up some perfectly good civil liberties 20 years ago in favor of anti-terrorist legislation. I’d like to get some good out of that now, please.

“Prosecutors & FBI agents involved in the #HunterBiden investigation have been the targets of threats & harassment by people who think they haven’t been tough enough…”

https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/111064958128050591

My old microwave was always more powerful than food package directions seemed to expect, & I figured it was just a thing. But now my new...

My old microwave was always more powerful than food package directions seemed to expect, & I figured it was just a thing. But now my new microwave is similar; so now I’m wondering if package directions routinely underestimate cooking times, or if I’m constantly being bathed in excess radiation & that’s why I’ve grown another head.

So, time for a poll:

My microwave takes less time than recommended
My microwave takes more time than recommended
I don’t have a microwave
I don’t read directions

The thing that amazes me about Hunter & the whole <singsong font>”Biden Crime Family” business is that MAGA nuts have been...

The thing that amazes me about Hunter & the whole <singsong font>”Biden Crime Family” business is that MAGA nuts have been scouring these people’s lives for years now, & - even with a recovering addict front & center - the best they can come up with is 3 charges involving firearms paperwork? The charges are about serious stuff, tbc; but sheesh- for them to be this comparatively squeaky-clean, everyone named Biden must be living like a nun.

Before there was Pumpkin Spice Season, there was Sweater Weather.I’m enjoying sweater weather today, whilst wearing a sweater. 🍁

Before there was Pumpkin Spice Season, there was Sweater Weather.

I’m enjoying sweater weather today, whilst wearing a sweater. 🍁

I remember when Elton John was officially straight.#ImNotSayingImOldBut#HashtagGames

I remember when Elton John was officially straight.

#ImNotSayingImOldBut
#HashtagGames

I remember when a 4-function calculator cost more than full-time tuition & fees for an academic quarter at a University of California...

I remember when a 4-function calculator cost more than full-time tuition & fees for an academic quarter at a University of California campus.

*I also remember 4-function calculators

#ImNotSayingImOldBut
#HashtagGames

I was sleeping so soundly when the phone rang.#TinyTragedies

I was sleeping so soundly when the phone rang.
#TinyTragedies

Can we just get #Elon a dormant volcano with a super-secret hideout and be done with it already?

Can we just get #Elon a dormant volcano with a super-secret hideout and be done with it already?

concept of abusePosted something earlier where I needed a word for “the other person in a relationship with an abuser.” I might have...

concept of abuse

Posted something earlier where I needed a word for “the other person in a relationship with an abuser.” I might have used “victim” if I’d thought of it; but what I came up with was “aspiring non-abusee.”
“Non-abusee” summarizes my goal in every abusive relationship I’ve had, once I recognized that abuse: to not be in that relationship.
And I added “aspiring” because being a non-abusee is an ongoing achievement, that I have to maintain with vigilance.
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