gorgesmantos - Network
* frantically Googles "how to regain trust and respect in my district" *ME: Hm. * tries Bing instead *
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...* frantically Googles "how to regain trust and respect in my district" *
ME: Hm.
* tries Bing instead *
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
ME: And here is my updated career thought poem. *slides paper across desk*INTERVIEWER: You mean your resume?ME: Some call it that.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...ME: And here is my updated career thought poem.
*slides paper across desk*
INTERVIEWER: You mean your resume?
ME: Some call it that.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
I proudly prevaricate my equivocations, and foreswear any beguiling misrepresentations! *Hoodwink *
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...I proudly prevaricate my equivocations, and foreswear any beguiling misrepresentations! *Hoodwink *
2.1.2023 14:41I proudly prevaricate my equivocations, and foreswear any beguiling misrepresentations! *Hoodwink *https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Abe's a big fat liar. I CHOPPED DOWN THE CHERRY TREE.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Abe's a big fat liar. I CHOPPED DOWN THE CHERRY TREE.
1.1.2023 20:29Abe's a big fat liar. I CHOPPED DOWN THE CHERRY TREE.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Nothing in my Navy Seal training prepared me for how unfairly I'm being treated.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Nothing in my Navy Seal training prepared me for how unfairly I'm being treated.
1.1.2023 20:28Nothing in my Navy Seal training prepared me for how unfairly I'm being treated.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Having wintered in France I can tell you it's only called a résumé if it comes from the réséum province.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Having wintered in France I can tell you it's only called a résumé if it comes from the réséum province.
1.1.2023 16:37Having wintered in France I can tell you it's only called a résumé if it comes from the réséum province.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Some call it "phone support at Dish Network call center." I call it one-on-one micro podcasting.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Some call it "phone support at Dish Network call center." I call it one-on-one micro podcasting.
1.1.2023 16:37Some call it "phone support at Dish Network call center." I call it one-on-one micro podcasting.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
L'hayim New Year everyone! As my people like to say, don't Shlep too much Shmooze! Ahoy Vey!
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...L'hayim New Year everyone! As my people like to say, don't Shlep too much Shmooze! Ahoy Vey!
31.12.2022 20:23L'hayim New Year everyone! As my people like to say, don't Shlep too much Shmooze! Ahoy Vey!https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Scored box seats at St. Peters for Benedict's death shindig. DM me if you don't mind sitting next to the Queen.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Scored box seats at St. Peters for Benedict's death shindig. DM me if you don't mind sitting next to the Queen.
31.12.2022 19:52Scored box seats at St. Peters for Benedict's death shindig. DM me if you don't mind sitting next to the Queen.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
You call it embellishing. I call it bedazzling!
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...You call it embellishing. I call it bedazzling!
31.12.2022 16:47You call it embellishing. I call it bedazzling!https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
To-morrow I cease to become a puppet, and I become a real boy like all the other (elected) boys!
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...To-morrow I cease to become a puppet, and I become a real boy like all the other (elected) boys!
31.12.2022 16:46To-morrow I cease to become a puppet, and I become a real boy like all the other (elected) boys!https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Nobody is accusing Baba Wawa of fabwicating key detaiws of hew caweew. Maybe somewon couwd wook into that hm?
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Nobody is accusing Baba Wawa of fabwicating key detaiws of hew caweew. Maybe somewon couwd wook into that hm?
31.12.2022 16:08Nobody is accusing Baba Wawa of fabwicating key detaiws of hew caweew. Maybe somewon couwd wook into that hm?https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
Your definition of "resume" is so limiting. As I understand it, the word is french for "fantasy career dream poem".
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...Your definition of "resume" is so limiting. As I understand it, the word is french for "fantasy career dream poem".
31.12.2022 15:54Your definition of "resume" is so limiting. As I understand it, the word is french for "fantasy career dream poem".https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
I just touched my ear with my elbow!
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...I just touched my ear with my elbow!
30.12.2022 20:54I just touched my ear with my elbow!https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
So thankful for the broad coalition of supporters that fueled my race, including Tom Petty and Abraham Lincoln.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...So thankful for the broad coalition of supporters that fueled my race, including Tom Petty and Abraham Lincoln.
30.12.2022 20:50So thankful for the broad coalition of supporters that fueled my race, including Tom Petty and Abraham Lincoln.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
I'm proud to say, I delivered those pizzas to Andrew Tate. Greta suggested it on one of our long walks together.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...I'm proud to say, I delivered those pizzas to Andrew Tate. Greta suggested it on one of our long walks together.
30.12.2022 20:45I'm proud to say, I delivered those pizzas to Andrew Tate. Greta suggested it on one of our long walks together.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
When I was CEO of SouthWest I told them, upgrade your computers before the blizzard of the century. Wish they had listened.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...When I was CEO of SouthWest I told them, upgrade your computers before the blizzard of the century. Wish they had listened.
30.12.2022 20:42When I was CEO of SouthWest I told them, upgrade your computers before the blizzard of the century. Wish they had listened.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
I lost 40 of my parents in Buffalo last week. The weather people should be ashamed.
https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...I lost 40 of my parents in Buffalo last week. The weather people should be ashamed.
30.12.2022 20:34I lost 40 of my parents in Buffalo last week. The weather people should be ashamed.https://masto.nyc/@gorgesmantos/...
