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I wish I had a Bluetooth keyboard with this design. Does it exist ?https://mastodon.social/@keyboards/114250796526469493

I wish I had a Bluetooth keyboard with this design. Does it exist ?
https://mastodon.social/@keyboards/114250796526469493

Also is the book good?

Also is the book good?

I'm curiousWhy is the cover for Careless People different for the international edition?Is it because of the court order? No more shark...

I'm curious

Why is the cover for Careless People different for the international edition?

Is it because of the court order? No more shark fin. Different sub title.

In my previous job I was in charge of data collection for our #machine_learning.• We sent people around the world to collect handwriting...

In my previous job I was in charge of data collection for our #machine_learning.

• We sent people around the world to collect handwriting samples
• We implemented a "help us improve" pipeline in our apps: *opt-in*, in a way that respects GDPR, to be able to expunge data when users change their mind
• We respected the licenses of academic databases

The ethics there should be chanted. *Management supported doing things right*: it's not because it's there that you can train on it.

@timnitGebru

Microsoft Office (with Copilot my ass, but it's likely totally unrelated) in all its glory

Microsoft Office (with Copilot my ass, but it's likely totally unrelated) in all its glory

Your outie voted for Donald Trump

Your outie voted for Donald Trump

@floooh Hey Andre, what's your take on C3?I've yet to discover/learn any of Rust/Zig/C3

@floooh Hey Andre, what's your take on C3?

I've yet to discover/learn any of Rust/Zig/C3

I you're an engineer working for HP, I hate you!I have a landline internet outage and here's all my HP printer can print...A page...

I you're an engineer working for HP, I hate you!

I have a landline internet outage and here's all my HP printer can print...

A page telling me the printer refuses to print because it can't phone home to count the number of printed pages. Despite the ink cartridge not being empty...

🖕

I wish compilers did format your hard drive or removed files randomly when they encounter UB.That would teach some committees a lesson

I wish compilers did format your hard drive or removed files randomly when they encounter UB.

That would teach some committees a lesson

Am I the only one for whom Youtube is unusable in Firefox on a 2018 Core i7 MacBook pro with 32GB of RAM?Opening the same video in Chrome...

Am I the only one for whom Youtube is unusable in Firefox on a 2018 Core i7 MacBook pro with 32GB of RAM?

Opening the same video in Chrome works just fine.
In Firefox, the sounds plays continuously but the video stutters.

#firefox #chrome #youtube

Looks like someone has been deploying Oh my tmux! todayhttps://github.com/gpakosz/.tmux 💛🩷💙🖤❤️🤍#commandline #terminal...

Looks like someone has been deploying Oh my tmux! today

https://github.com/gpakosz/.tmux 💛🩷💙🖤❤️🤍

#commandline #terminal #tmux

Honest question: can you monetize your (LLM) bullshit on LinkedIn or is it just attention seeking while being bored (at work)?

Honest question: can you monetize your (LLM) bullshit on LinkedIn or is it just attention seeking while being bored (at work)?

I'm asking ChatGPT to guess my first name...It's complicated

I'm asking ChatGPT to guess my first name...

It's complicated

I needed a quick way to extract a summary of Mac hardware:system_profiler -json -detailLevel basic SPHardwareDataType SPNVMeDataType |...

I needed a quick way to extract a summary of Mac hardware:

system_profiler -json -detailLevel basic SPHardwareDataType SPNVMeDataType | json_xs -t none -e 'my $h = $_->{SPHardwareDataType}[0]; my $d = $_->{SPNVMeDataType}[0]->{_items}[0]; printf("%s (%s) | %s (%s cores - %s performance and %s efficiency) | %s | %s\n", $h->{machine_name}, $h->{serial_number}, $h->{chip_type}, split(/ /, $h->{number_processors} =~ s/^proc (\d+):(\d+):(\d+)/\1 \2 \3/r), $h->{physical_memory}, $d->{size})'

The year is 2025...I just logged in into the cloud to scan a document from my local HP printer...I hate it here

The year is 2025...

I just logged in into the cloud to scan a document from my local HP printer...

I hate it here

Every now and then people open a PR to remove the $ character from README.mdI disagree: $ denotes a regular user prompt while # denotes a...

Every now and then people open a PR to remove the $ character from README.md

I disagree: $ denotes a regular user prompt while # denotes a root prompt.

I don’t really understand why people are bothered they can’t blindly copy paste lines to their terminal.

🤷‍♂️

(As an aside, GitHub doesn’t make it easy to discover previously declined PRs)

Also, it seems that the Twitter/X - Mastodon - Bluesky fragmentation made me doom scroll way less so that's a good thing! 👍Finally,...

Also, it seems that the Twitter/X - Mastodon - Bluesky fragmentation made me doom scroll way less so that's a good thing! 👍

Finally, thank you @aras for the hospitality on your server 🏡

Goodbye 2024 👋I wasn't very active here, still in between Twitter/X, Mastodon and now Bluesky 🤷‍♂️So I'll write pretty...

Goodbye 2024 👋

I wasn't very active here, still in between Twitter/X, Mastodon and now Bluesky 🤷‍♂️

So I'll write pretty much the same thing as last year: may this place be a special place where I can look up to great people, discover, ask, learn, exchange 🤝

I wish you all the best for 2025 🍾

You're important to me, take care ❤️

I've always been annoyed by GitHub not giving the exact number of stars a project has.Also their rounding is as useful as "......

I've always been annoyed by GitHub not giving the exact number of stars a project has.

Also their rounding is as useful as "... ago" for displaying dates.

That's the perfect opportunity to share how to use #curl to make an API call and parse the #JSON result with builtin #perl (no need for #jq)

curl -s https://api.github.com/repos/gpakosz/.tmux | perl -MJSON::PP=decode_json -CO -0777 -E '$response = decode_json(readline *STDIN); say ($response->{stargazers_count})'

Fuck this person opening 700+ PRs on January 1st to change copyright year

Fuck this person opening 700+ PRs on January 1st to change copyright year