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achievement unlocked: code reviewers > lines changed

achievement unlocked: code reviewers > lines changed

stupid git tricks: run `env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase -i ...` to programmatically generate the list of rebase...

stupid git tricks: run `env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase -i ...` to programmatically generate the list of rebase commands

stupider git tricks: add `exec env GIT_SEQUENCE_EDITOR=my-script git rebase --edit-todo` to the end of the rebase command list to chain multiple scripts together as a single rebase session that can be unwound with a single `git rebase --abort`

tired: advertising spamwired: spam from AI vendors trying to poison other AI vendors' training data

tired: advertising spam
wired: spam from AI vendors trying to poison other AI vendors' training data

My software security team at Apple is looking for a senior Swift engineer. Join us! https://mastodon.social/@jacquesf/112564879191437626

My software security team at Apple is looking for a senior Swift engineer. Join us!
https://mastodon.social/@jacquesf/112564879191437626

"I would be shocked if it’s DNS"(it was DNS)

"I would be shocked if it’s DNS"

(it was DNS)

My view of the solar eclipse was photobombed by a satellite transit. © Brant Smith. CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 license.

My view of the solar eclipse was photobombed by a satellite transit.

© Brant Smith. CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 license.

confused for ten minutes, again, because ARM EL0 and x86 ring 0 are at opposite ends of privilege space

confused for ten minutes, again, because ARM EL0 and x86 ring 0 are at opposite ends of privilege space

wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

Experiencing pop music history in reverse chronological order:first Weird Al "Amish Paradise"then Coolio "Gangsta's...

Experiencing pop music history in reverse chronological order:

first Weird Al "Amish Paradise"

then Coolio "Gangsta's Paradise"

and finally today Stevie Wonder "Pastime Paradise".

Downside of the everything is USB-C world: all the wires on my desk look the same now and my devices charge rather poorly from the network...

Downside of the everything is USB-C world: all the wires on my desk look the same now and my devices charge rather poorly from the network cable.

Swift folks, are these operator characters or identifier characters?

Swift folks, are these operator characters or identifier characters?

macOS accessibility features save this old laptop, again.First time the keyboard was beginning to fail. The customizable accessibility...

macOS accessibility features save this old laptop, again.

First time the keyboard was beginning to fail. The customizable accessibility keyboard window took over for the broken keys until the keyboard was replaced.

Now the trackpad's haptic click has stopped working (two days after disassembling the machine to replace the battery, probably not a coincidence). Accessibility pointer control still supports the traditional tap-only dragging. It doesn't seem to allow double-click-drag anymore, which is a mild nuisance.

Wasn’t going to get this Worldle correct so I made it funny instead.

Wasn’t going to get this Worldle correct so I made it funny instead.

A shell script for macOS that opens errno.h at the list of errno values:#!/bin/shexec less -G +/EPERM `xcodebuild -sdk macosx -version...

A shell script for macOS that opens errno.h at the list of errno values:
#!/bin/sh
exec less -G +/EPERM `xcodebuild -sdk macosx -version Path`/usr/include/sys/errno.h

And another for Mach kern_return_t:
#!/bin/sh
exec less -G +/KERN_SUCCESS `xcodebuild -sdk macosx -version Path`/usr/include/mach/kern_return.h

`else if`, `elsif`, `elif`. Who is brave enough to be the first to use `elf`?

`else if`, `elsif`, `elif`. Who is brave enough to be the first to use `elf`?

On the plus side I did in fact need a lot of tacky glue right now.

On the plus side I did in fact need a lot of tacky glue right now.

Spent almost an hour looking for eight missing bolts because I forgot that my kit car's seat sliders have eight studs welded into them.

Spent almost an hour looking for eight missing bolts because I forgot that my kit car's seat sliders have eight studs welded into them.

TIL twenty year old box fan blades may self destruct and scatter tiny blade fragments to every corner of the room.unrelated, does anyone...

TIL twenty year old box fan blades may self destruct and scatter tiny blade fragments to every corner of the room.

unrelated, does anyone want a free box fan motor?

TFW you accidentally leave your wireless keyboard connected to your laptop, thus allowing the cat to edit your file from across the house.

TFW you accidentally leave your wireless keyboard connected to your laptop, thus allowing the cat to edit your file from across the house.

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to steal classified documents, to hoard them in their resorts'...

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to steal classified documents, to hoard them in their resorts' bathrooms, and to brag about them to guests."
—Anatole France, probably