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Me, working on "Surreptitious Machinations II":Writer Me: I wrote this two decades ago, so all I have to do now is fix grammar and...

Me, working on "Surreptitious Machinations II":

Writer Me: I wrote this two decades ago, so all I have to do now is fix grammar and pacing!

Artist Me: The art here is challenging, but with all these special effects, I can leave most of it to the coloring phase!

Colorist Me: I hate you both.

See Todd. See Todd run. Run, Todd, run! (For your life!)

See Todd. See Todd run. Run, Todd, run! (For your life!)

Uh, oh... did I just draw Sam & Max? Tell me I didn't just draw Sam & Max.I think I just drew Sam & Max.

Uh, oh... did I just draw Sam & Max? Tell me I didn't just draw Sam & Max.

I think I just drew Sam & Max.

It may be mixing metaphors, but I am clearly "lawful good" on the "grocery cart scale of morality". Not only do I always...

It may be mixing metaphors, but I am clearly "lawful good" on the "grocery cart scale of morality". Not only do I always return my cart to the corral, I frequently gather other people's wayward carts, and will even take mine back in the store if the corral inside is empty.

[Queue intense battle music]

[Queue intense battle music]

Back in the saddle... complete with saddle sores. (Ouch.)

Back in the saddle... complete with saddle sores. (Ouch.)

Just a quick reminder that "Surreptitious Machinations II" starts TOMORROW! and will update weekly, every Monday, throughout most...

Just a quick reminder that "Surreptitious Machinations II" starts TOMORROW! and will update weekly, every Monday, throughout most of 2025!!!

Well... guess I had nowhere I had to be this evening after all...

Well... guess I had nowhere I had to be this evening after all...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The site upgrade is now complete. As always, if you encounter any issues with the site, please let me know!

The site upgrade is now complete. As always, if you encounter any issues with the site, please let me know!

The GPF site is currently undergoing maintenance. All user-editable portions of the site, such as the Forum and the GPF Premium Account...

The GPF site is currently undergoing maintenance. All user-editable portions of the site, such as the Forum and the GPF Premium Account Creator and Manager, are currently closed. The site may go offline and become inaccessible for a period of up to an hour.

January 6, 2025. Todd's back, baby.

January 6, 2025. Todd's back, baby.

If you guys want proof I'm committed to FINALLY finishing "Surreptitious Machinations II", I just uploaded the first FIVE...

If you guys want proof I'm committed to FINALLY finishing "Surreptitious Machinations II", I just uploaded the first FIVE MONTHS worth of pages. The story will run weekly starting on January 6, 2025.

New GPF News post about the end of the comic and Jeff's future plans: https://www.gpf-comics.com/news/archive.php?d=20241104

New GPF News post about the end of the comic and Jeff's future plans: https://www.gpf-comics.com/news/archive.php?d=20241104

Well, isn't this embarrassing... the final strip, and the site breaks. :( I've fixed the part that was breaking the site, so...

Well, isn't this embarrassing... the final strip, and the site breaks. :( I've fixed the part that was breaking the site, so everything should be working now. Sorry, everyone!

I'll say this for "Baldur's Gate 3": Every time I think I have handle on the story, it throws another curve ball plot...

I'll say this for "Baldur's Gate 3": Every time I think I have handle on the story, it throws another curve ball plot twist. I can't tell (yet) if it's pure genius or a schizophrenic mess.

There is an INSANE amount of mis/disinformation out there this year, and multiple foreign powers are working to influence us for their own...

There is an INSANE amount of mis/disinformation out there this year, and multiple foreign powers are working to influence us for their own gain. Do the research, find where the candidates stand on issues, and don't vote based on feelings or personalities. Stay "vote smart".

My fellow Americans: I rarely get political online, and I'm not going to tell you who to vote for. All I will say is:1) VOTE. Don't...

My fellow Americans: I rarely get political online, and I'm not going to tell you who to vote for. All I will say is:

1) VOTE. Don't skip this election.
2) Don't believe ANYTHING you read online before Election Day without verifying it from reputable sources first.

Today is Mole Day! At 6:02 your local time, make sure to hug your nearest chemist and tell them their solution is particularly caustic...

Today is Mole Day! At 6:02 your local time, make sure to hug your nearest chemist and tell them their solution is particularly caustic today!

This is the first week in I don't know how long* that I haven't had a "weekly comic quota" to finish. I'm not sure...

This is the first week in I don't know how long* that I haven't had a "weekly comic quota" to finish. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself. Does anyone have any paint they need watched until it dries?

*I have a rough idea. I just don't want to admit to it.