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Studies show that cows produce more milk when spoken to.So, it's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Studies show that cows produce more milk when spoken to.
So, it's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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Waiter: "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?"Dinner: "Nah, I hate violence. You can have them."
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Waiter: "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?"
Dinner: "Nah, I hate violence. You can have them."
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I feel so strongly about graffiti in public toilet cubicles...I’ve signed a partition.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I feel so strongly about graffiti in public toilet cubicles...
I’ve signed a partition.
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On a dark dessert highway...Cool Whip in my hair...Wait. What?
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...On a dark dessert highway...
Cool Whip in my hair...
Wait. What?
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The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
3.5.2025 14:35The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...
The true genius of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time I hear "Pavlov," I automatically think of a dog.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...The true genius of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time I hear "Pavlov," I automatically think of a dog.
2.5.2025 13:55The true genius of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time I hear "Pavlov," I automatically think of a dog.https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...
When you smoke weed, you'll get high.When you read, you'll get educated.When you read and smoke weed, you'll get highly...
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...When you smoke weed, you'll get high.
When you read, you'll get educated.
When you read and smoke weed, you'll get highly educated.
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Someone has ripped the fifth month out of my calendar.I'm dismayed.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Someone has ripped the fifth month out of my calendar.
I'm dismayed.
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Dr: "Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic."Patient: "My name is not David!"Dr: "I know....
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Dr: "Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic."
Patient: "My name is not David!"
Dr: "I know. I'm David."
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Driving down the road I saw my ex.Funny how, "I'd hit that," changed meanings over the years.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Driving down the road I saw my ex.
Funny how, "I'd hit that," changed meanings over the years.
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I recently bought a toilet brush . . .Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I recently bought a toilet brush . . .
Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
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Scientists are studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.They've left no tern unstoned.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Scientists are studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
They've left no tern unstoned.
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I'm reading a book called, "Quick Money For Dummies," by Robin Banks.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I'm reading a book called, "Quick Money For Dummies," by Robin Banks.
25.4.2025 15:19I'm reading a book called, "Quick Money For Dummies," by Robin Banks.https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...
16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45, and 78.A quick memory will recall the significance of those numbers in record speed.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45, and 78.
A quick memory will recall the significance of those numbers in record speed.
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Went the whole day without a nap. Pulled an all-dayer.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Went the whole day without a nap.
Pulled an all-dayer.
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I feel like I'm in season five of my life, and the writers are making ridiculous shit happen just to keep it interesting.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I feel like I'm in season five of my life, and the writers are making ridiculous shit happen just to keep it interesting.
21.4.2025 16:07I feel like I'm in season five of my life, and the writers are making ridiculous shit happen just to keep it interesting.https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...
I do all my own stunts,but not intentionally.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I do all my own stunts,
but not intentionally.
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I've got a joke about 'trickle down economics.'But 99% won't get it.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I've got a joke about 'trickle down economics.'
But 99% won't get it.
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Not sure how many problems I have,because math is one of them.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...Not sure how many problems I have,
because math is one of them.
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I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks .... but then I got cold feet.
https://mindly.social/@gr8day/11...I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks ....
but then I got cold feet.
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