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Sorry I’m late, but the world is an illusion and my life is a lie.

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Sorry I’m late, but the world is an illusion and my life is a lie.

18.1.2023 11:46Sorry I’m late, but the world is an illusion and my life is a lie.
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I don’t live in denial, but I do commute there daily.

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I don’t live in denial, but I do commute there daily.

16.1.2023 11:33I don’t live in denial, but I do commute there daily.
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RIP Jeff Beck ✌️🤟✊

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RIP Jeff Beck ✌️🤟✊

12.1.2023 01:01RIP Jeff Beck ✌️🤟✊
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Life comes at you hard.Then dry humps your leg while everyone watches.

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Life comes at you hard.

Then dry humps your leg while everyone watches.

11.1.2023 11:35Life comes at you hard.Then dry humps your leg while everyone watches.
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You’re the single-ply toilet paper of people.

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You’re the single-ply toilet paper of people.

11.1.2023 11:34You’re the single-ply toilet paper of people.
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Maybe my purpose in life is to wander aimlessly never knowing my purpose in life. You don’t know!

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Maybe my purpose in life is to wander aimlessly never knowing my purpose in life. You don’t know!

10.1.2023 01:03Maybe my purpose in life is to wander aimlessly never knowing my purpose in life. You don’t know!
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Sleep? Ha! Sleep is for the weak. *face plants in bowl of oatmeal*

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Sleep? Ha! Sleep is for the weak.

*face plants in bowl of oatmeal*

9.1.2023 11:42Sleep? Ha! Sleep is for the weak. *face plants in bowl of oatmeal*
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“I am an agent of chaos.” I say as I spread Miracle Whip on my sandwich.

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“I am an agent of chaos.” I say as I spread Miracle Whip on my sandwich.

9.1.2023 03:06“I am an agent of chaos.” I say as I spread Miracle Whip on my sandwich.
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Personal Trainer: You have to want this more than those donuts!Me: *stops mid rep* Wait. What?

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Personal Trainer: You have to want this more than those donuts!

Me: *stops mid rep* Wait. What?

7.1.2023 14:30Personal Trainer: You have to want this more than those donuts!Me: *stops mid rep* Wait. What?
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I’m 1 for 3 today throwing stuff across the room into a trash can. Twenty twenty-three is obviously not my year.

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I’m 1 for 3 today throwing stuff across the room into a trash can. Twenty twenty-three is obviously not my year.

6.1.2023 19:00I’m 1 for 3 today throwing stuff across the room into a trash can. Twenty twenty-three is obviously not my year.
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[speed dating]Me: Quick, what’s your favorite episode of Manimal?

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[speed dating]

Me: Quick, what’s your favorite episode of Manimal?

6.1.2023 16:50[speed dating]Me: Quick, what’s your favorite episode of Manimal?
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Me: My life is in shambles, it feels like there are a thousand terrible things attempting to claw their way out of my head, and every second...

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Me: My life is in shambles, it feels like there are a thousand terrible things attempting to claw their way out of my head, and every second that ticks by is more excruciating than the last. Oh, and my elbow is a little sore. I think it’s this weather.

Neighbor:

Me: You asked how I’m doing today. Sheesh.

6.1.2023 11:23Me: My life is in shambles, it feels like there are a thousand terrible things attempting to claw their way out of my head, and every second...
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When they list total calories on a granola bar wrapper, how do they account for the ~57% that ends up down your shirt, in your lap, or on...

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When they list total calories on a granola bar wrapper, how do they account for the ~57% that ends up down your shirt, in your lap, or on the floor?

5.1.2023 22:29When they list total calories on a granola bar wrapper, how do they account for the ~57% that ends up down your shirt, in your lap, or on...
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*busts a move* *also busts a hamstring*

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*busts a move*

*also busts a hamstring*

5.1.2023 21:49*busts a move* *also busts a hamstring*
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who uses the term thingy.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who uses the term thingy.

5.1.2023 16:09I talk a lot of shit for someone who uses the term thingy.
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Them: Do you stretch during your workout? Me: Calling what I do a workout is in itself a bit of a stretch tbh.

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Them: Do you stretch during your workout?

Me: Calling what I do a workout is in itself a bit of a stretch tbh.

5.1.2023 11:35Them: Do you stretch during your workout? Me: Calling what I do a workout is in itself a bit of a stretch tbh.
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I get it, thunderstorms, I’m widely scattered too.

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I get it, thunderstorms, I’m widely scattered too.

4.1.2023 21:50I get it, thunderstorms, I’m widely scattered too.
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Them: What do you think 2023 has in store for us? Me:

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Them: What do you think 2023 has in store for us?

Me:

4.1.2023 18:37Them: What do you think 2023 has in store for us? Me:
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Thought I was a chapter. Turns out I’m just a footnote.

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Thought I was a chapter.
Turns out I’m just a footnote.

4.1.2023 18:33Thought I was a chapter. Turns out I’m just a footnote.
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[my life flashing before my eyes]Me: Ugh. Borrrrring!

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[my life flashing before my eyes]

Me: Ugh. Borrrrring!

4.1.2023 11:05[my life flashing before my eyes]Me: Ugh. Borrrrring!
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