I-is today the day to take the skinheads bowling?
28.11.2024 15:42I-is today the day to take the skinheads bowling?Woof, my home ISP is doing dubious shit on its network
(MetroNet, if you’re curious or didn’t already know)
30.10.2024 09:19Woof, my home ISP is doing dubious shit on its network(MetroNet, if you’re curious or didn’t already know)I interrupted last night’s dream, where I was at an academic conference with former coworkers, to tell them about the other half of my dream: going back to elementary school at age 42.
“No, but like… I’m so much better at manners and following directions now!” 🤨🤨
The big downside? No cultural overlap with the TikTok/Roblox crowd.
15.9.2024 11:58I interrupted last night’s dream, where I was at an academic conference with former coworkers, to tell them about the other half of my...SFO ✈️ ORD ✈️ DSM
9.9.2024 12:46SFO ✈️ ORD ✈️ DSMDSM ✈️ DEN ✈️ SFO
5.9.2024 17:12DSM ✈️ DEN ✈️ SFODEN ✈️ DSM
31.8.2024 18:39DEN ✈️ DSMDSM ✈️ DEN
30.8.2024 14:28DSM ✈️ DENYard work beats house work
6.7.2024 16:06Yard work beats house workJust prairie things! 🌱
29.6.2024 16:43Just prairie things! 🌱what the shit
“IntelliPhones”?!
30.5.2024 13:19what the...Be the (Microsoft) Teams you want to see in the world.
17.5.2024 19:19Be the (Microsoft) Teams you want to see in the world.Ah dang, a few weeks (months?) back I read a post linked/boosted from my follows that reimplemented GPT fundamentals as a SQL query, but now due to weak Mastodon search and no luck with Google or my browser history, I’ve been unable to recover it.
Does this ring a bell for anyone else?
21.4.2024 08:23Ah dang, a few weeks (months?) back I read a post linked/boosted from my follows that reimplemented GPT fundamentals as a SQL query, but now...Aww shucks, my spouse knows I’m enough of a space nerd to have gifted me my name on one of the microchips to be sent inside of NASA’s Europa Clipper mission when it launches next fall! 💝
https://go.nasa.gov/MessageInABottle
29.12.2023 21:28Aww shucks, my spouse knows I’m enough of a space nerd to have gifted me my name on one of the microchips to be sent inside of NASA’s...Just Biden my time at the airport, waiting to start pre-TurkeyDay festivus at a VRBO outside Phoenix
15.11.2023 19:22Just Biden my time at the airport, waiting to start pre-TurkeyDay festivus at a VRBO outside PhoenixTaika Waititi is the auteur we deserve
11.8.2023 00:58Taika Waititi is the auteur we deserveI’m still squatting on my old Twitter username, but I’ve logged out as of yesterday. Turns out you can no longer view tweets as a non-user. 🤷♂️ 🚮
1.7.2023 13:05I’m still squatting on my old Twitter username, but I’ve logged out as of yesterday. Turns out you can no longer view tweets as a...Happy Pride! Throw a 🧱
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13.6.2023 17:17Happy Pride! Throw a 🧱 https://youtu.be/UD9IOllUR4k🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈Sitting down for the MILF Manor pilot, this is what my life is now
3.6.2023 21:08Sitting down for the MILF Manor pilot, this is what my life is nowAll good things must come to an end.
I have to mow my lawn this weekend 😭
21.4.2023 00:59All good things must come to an end.I have to mow my lawn this weekend 😭Abolition and reform are fundamental to American patriotism:
7.4.2023 22:45Abolition and reform are fundamental to American patriotism:⬆️
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