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Pretty sure jorts are supposed to cover your butthole but what do I know 😅https://www.differio.com/denim-jockstrap-shorts.html

Pretty sure jorts are supposed to cover your butthole but what do I know 😅
https://www.differio.com/denim-jockstrap-shorts.html

I wish Twisted Metal wasn't a PlayStation exclusive title. I really want to play it on a modern console or on PC. 😔

I wish Twisted Metal wasn't a PlayStation exclusive title. I really want to play it on a modern console or on PC. 😔

But what flavor is it? Pouch flavor!What, you too good for pouch flavored Pouch all of a sudden??

But what flavor is it? Pouch flavor!

What, you too good for pouch flavored Pouch all of a sudden??

All those mysterious Pouch calories can really throw off your diet 😂

All those mysterious Pouch calories can really throw off your diet 😂

April 8th is the anniversary of a little bear cub named Wojtek being adopted by Polish soldiers and later becoming a corporal himself ...

April 8th is the anniversary of a little bear cub named Wojtek being adopted by Polish soldiers and later becoming a corporal himself https://youtu.be/x94BqWK1Ks4

The Pentecost is supposed to be 50 days after Easter, which coincides with the Jewish holiday of Shavuoth (50 days after the second day of...

The Pentecost is supposed to be 50 days after Easter, which coincides with the Jewish holiday of Shavuoth (50 days after the second day of Passover). But the Pentecost is celebrated the seventh Sunday after Easter, which is only 49 days later. So in a way, the bad calendaring traditions continue 😅

I was quite religious for many years, but despite this I've had to ask when Easter is literally every year I've been alive. 😅A...

I was quite religious for many years, but despite this I've had to ask when Easter is literally every year I've been alive. 😅

A while back I explained to a friend why St Nicholas (of Santa Claus fame) was such a big deal. He convinced the Catholic church to standardize holy days using the secular calendar. Before that, they'd recognized both religious & secular calendars, which meant no one knew what day Pentecost celebration potlucks would actually be.

I believe this counts as a miracle.

*watching Hannibal with a glass of wine*Not you falling in love with a straight guy 🫣 Come on Hannibal, get it together man 😅🔪...

*watching Hannibal with a glass of wine*
Not you falling in love with a straight guy 🫣 Come on Hannibal, get it together man 😅🔪 https://watch.plex.tv/show/hannibal

Brunette James Spader isn't real, he can't hurt youBrunette James Spader:

Brunette James Spader isn't real, he can't hurt you

Brunette James Spader:

*searching on the Internet for sleeping tips for new parents*"Have your spouse, which you definitely have, watch the baby at least...

*searching on the Internet for sleeping tips for new parents*

"Have your spouse, which you definitely have, watch the baby at least twice a day. Or have someone from your vast extended family move in as a night nanny. But remember, you won't get good sleep unless you breastfeed!"

Me:

Fun fact: the main performer, Rufus Hannah, got sober and sued the BumFights producers for exploiting him (they settled for $$$ and agreed...

Fun fact: the main performer, Rufus Hannah, got sober and sued the BumFights producers for exploiting him (they settled for $$$ and agreed to stop using videos of him in their ads). He fell in love, got married, had kids, and turned his life around. Always nice to see a happy ending 👍

Never ask a woman her ageA man his salaryOr an older millennial whether they saw BumFights

Never ask a woman her age
A man his salary
Or an older millennial whether they saw BumFights

"Shit. I'm in a whodunnit, the lowest form of literature." #YouNetflix

"Shit. I'm in a whodunnit, the lowest form of literature." #YouNetflix

Now that I can come up for air a bit, I'm going to start posting on this account. 😃 Sadly my old glitterfighter@mastodon.lol posts...

Now that I can come up for air a bit, I'm going to start posting on this account. 😃 Sadly my old glitterfighter@mastodon.lol posts can't be imported, but new posts will be here.