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I was offered some cornflakes the other day, instead of my usual breakfast cereal served out of an ornately decorated seashell, using a gold...

I was offered some cornflakes the other day, instead of my usual breakfast cereal served out of an ornately decorated seashell, using a gold leaf and mahogany spoon.

I told them that I'd rather have a bowl of rococo pops.

Friends, I have written a logging framework.

Friends, I have written a logging framework.

Now I'm having a chilli jam and square crisp sandwich.It's been a day.

Now I'm having a chilli jam and square crisp sandwich.

It's been a day.

Bad news: motorbike got stolen.Good news: it's on its way to Leicester Police's FORENSICS DEPARTMENT!

Bad news: motorbike got stolen.

Good news: it's on its way to Leicester Police's FORENSICS DEPARTMENT!

I've got to give a conf talk in 4 days.I've not written it yet, but I have just spent valuable time making sure my old remote...

I've got to give a conf talk in 4 days.

I've not written it yet, but I have just spent valuable time making sure my old remote clicker works, so that's good.

Everybody wants to "ssh into their container", yet nobody wants to ssh into their process, or their CPU, or their kitchen. 🤔

Everybody wants to "ssh into their container", yet nobody wants to ssh into their process, or their CPU, or their kitchen. 🤔

@neil hey - do you have professional opinions about sole traders looking to run their own compute infra and any gdpr / other regulatory...

@neil hey - do you have professional opinions about sole traders looking to run their own compute infra and any gdpr / other regulatory pitfalls they might fall into? I *think* this might be in your wheelhouse but not 100% sure.

If all your k8s nodes suddenly get random addresses from the DHCP server, you're in for a bad time.

If all your k8s nodes suddenly get random addresses from the DHCP server, you're in for a bad time.

HOW AM I ONLY JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT QUADLET?

HOW AM I ONLY JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT QUADLET?

Spinning up a new guffnet node. Germany!

Spinning up a new guffnet node. Germany!

Not sure 7am MRIs are for me.

Not sure 7am MRIs are for me.

/me returns to big test refactor after 2 months off./me wonders where I'm up to. *runs test suite*/me looks at failing test in file...

/me returns to big test refactor after 2 months off.

/me wonders where I'm up to. *runs test suite*

/me looks at failing test in file called "aaaaaaaaaa.kt"

/me wonders what's going on.

Teaching someone to read is possibly the most rewarding thing I've done.

Teaching someone to read is possibly the most rewarding thing I've done.

Ooooooooooo. Atuin desktop!https://wt.ls/atuin/bfSd6GoP

Ooooooooooo. Atuin desktop!

https://wt.ls/atuin/bfSd6GoP

Anyone know if there's a list of UK national rail stations, along with platform details (length, whether it's a terminus etc.)...

Anyone know if there's a list of UK national rail stations, along with platform details (length, whether it's a terminus etc.) available in some sort of structured data file (JSON?)

OH: "Vibe coding gives you vibe security"

OH: "Vibe coding gives you vibe security"

Bought a frisbee. Seems a little dangerous.

Bought a frisbee. Seems a little dangerous.

This is one of the most joyful things I've come across in a long...

This is one of the most joyful things I've come across in a long time

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Epwg_bJBAws&si=zYQHfXyqYXrlJmNJ

Who knew that Brahms had so much metal inside waiting to be let out?

What the ever-living fuck is this?

What the ever-living fuck is this?

I watched episode 1 of Stranger Things, and wondered if they were just trying to speed run "TV Horror Tropes".✔️ Small town...

I watched episode 1 of Stranger Things, and wondered if they were just trying to speed run "TV Horror Tropes".

✔️ Small town America
✔️ Just One flickering light
✔️ Something in the woods in the dark
✔️ Kids on bikes
✔️ Creepy toolshed
✔️ The dog barking is a clue!
✔️ Government being mysterious
✔️ Timely thunderstorm
✔️ Torches with haze
✔️ Mysteriously complex hero policeman protagonist
✔️ Chemistry Quiz