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You have no fucking idea how jealous I was of this man during the great pandini. I wish I thought of that first.

You have no fucking idea how jealous I was of this man during the great pandini. I wish I thought of that first.

I can’t believe we’re at a point where EVE Online geopolitics, trade deals and fiscal policy are more thought out than the United States...

I can’t believe we’re at a point where EVE Online geopolitics, trade deals and fiscal policy are more thought out than the United States fucking Government.

People who cut the grass first thing in the morning should be shot.

People who cut the grass first thing in the morning should be shot.

The only thing AI is good for.

The only thing AI is good for.

Finally, a United States Senator calling it exactly like it is and not mincing his words! And also memeing hard on these fucking...

Finally, a United States Senator calling it exactly like it is and not mincing his words! And also memeing hard on these fucking clowns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuu5Hr8GTuE

Alright, for us older folks, what was the biggest phone bill your parents got from you dailing up? For me, it was £350.

Alright, for us older folks, what was the biggest phone bill your parents got from you dailing up? For me, it was £350.

You know maybe its time those fuckheads at YCombinator were shunned for their groupwank over "vibe coding".

You know maybe its time those fuckheads at YCombinator were shunned for their groupwank over "vibe coding".

Has anyone told the facebook version of chat gippity what the "Streisand Effect" is yet?

Has anyone told the facebook version of chat gippity what the "Streisand Effect" is yet?

Behold for it is Gordon the Groggy! I am not dead yet but fuck me am I wishing for it.I am on so much medication I’m pretty sure I heard...

Behold for it is Gordon the Groggy! I am not dead yet but fuck me am I wishing for it.

I am on so much medication I’m pretty sure I heard my liver say “bruh”. Somehow my kidneys are still here. Must be the fucking 4 litres of water I’ve sweated out.

As the child’s would say, “no cap I’m trippin”. I’m pretty sure my eyeballs turned blue for like a minute. Vitals are improving though including my blood O2 levels, that’s now out of the danger zone. It’s strange, I can feel my body flighting like absolute hell against this, and it’s winning.

When I get old and decrepit, so probably next Tuesday at this rate, just take me out the back of the chemical sheds and end me. Fuck ever going slowly like this.

I might have the covids :( When cough medicine goes out of date, does it not work or does it fuck you up?

I might have the covids :( When cough medicine goes out of date, does it not work or does it fuck you up?

The weather is so nice today that I want to sit on the banks of Loch Lomond and send people faxes, rubbing it in their face that I’m...

The weather is so nice today that I want to sit on the banks of Loch Lomond and send people faxes, rubbing it in their face that I’m sunbathing and getting drunk. But no one uses fax machines anymore.

God these people are fucking...

God these people are fucking unhinged.

https://developers.slashdot.org/story/25/03/18/1428226/vibe-coding-is-letting-10-engineers-do-the-work-of-a-team-of-50-to-100-says-yc-ceo

This is wild.https://www.wired.com/story/undergraduate-upends-a-40-year-old-data-science-conjecture

This is wild.

https://www.wired.com/story/undergraduate-upends-a-40-year-old-data-science-conjecture

hows your fuckin vibes now, loser?

hows your fuckin vibes now, loser?

I now have a button to play hawk or owl sounds depending on the time of day for when the seagulls are pissing me off. Works fantastic.

I now have a button to play hawk or owl sounds depending on the time of day for when the seagulls are pissing me off. Works fantastic.

So collectively with Europe's defense budget hitting about €2 Trillion and scaring the shit out of Washington and Moscow, I can't...

So collectively with Europe's defense budget hitting about €2 Trillion and scaring the shit out of Washington and Moscow, I can't wait to see what the boys come up with.

Germans are going to show up with secret spaceships from their secret moon base with fucking cloaking devices piloted by Terminator T-800s.

And not to be out done by "the gerries", Britain will lock its best boffins in a shed for a couple of months to come up with something even more batshit that will likely result in a million deaths and a half dozen unintended new colonies.

It’s Sunday, I’m bored, let’s try and shove smart pointers into musl libc to shut the crab people up.

It’s Sunday, I’m bored, let’s try and shove smart pointers into musl libc to shut the crab people up.

Watch Mark Rober make enemies for life with the lawyers at Disney and Tesla. 😂https://youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?si=Sy7jrOXzr-237uqx

Watch Mark Rober make enemies for life with the lawyers at Disney and Tesla. 😂

https://youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?si=Sy7jrOXzr-237uqx