Other house panther! A short story: #CatsOfMastodon
13.5.2025 02:26Other house panther! A short story: #CatsOfMastodonHouse panther! #CatsOfMastodon
13.5.2025 02:21House panther! #CatsOfMastodon“Smith announces freeze to industrial temperature records, second law of thermodynamics, yer mom in Alberta” https://globalnews.ca/news/11175786/smith-announces-freeze-to-industrial-carbon-price-in-alberta/
12.5.2025 23:45“Smith announces freeze to industrial temperature records, second law of thermodynamics, yer mom in Alberta”...17YO, while driving: “Ew! Cybertruck! I did *not* consent to seeing that in the wild! Gross!”
12.5.2025 23:0617YO, while driving: “Ew! Cybertruck! I did *not* consent to seeing that in the wild! Gross!”Fuckin' A rights we did, eh? https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DJkXsynJPZB
12.5.2025 21:47Fuckin' A rights we did, eh? https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DJkXsynJPZB“Immiserate” indeed sounds like the GOP’s only real platform plank… https://dair-community.social/@timnitGebru/114496520132572731
12.5.2025 19:53“Immiserate” indeed sounds like the GOP’s only real platform plank… https://dair-community.social/@timnitGebru/114496520132572731Best way to handle Regina, tbh… “Bear tranquilized after wandering streets just east of Regina's downtown” https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/bear-tranquilized-after-wandering-streets-just-east-of-regina-s-downtown-1.7532578
12.5.2025 18:14Best way to handle Regina, tbh… “Bear tranquilized after wandering streets just east of Regina's downtown”...Mmmm, delicious, delicious sauce 2515507-2, goes with, well, everything…!
12.5.2025 01:53Mmmm, delicious, delicious sauce 2515507-2, goes with, well, everything…!I can't even begin to tell you the things I'd do for $115,000/month from Qatar. Needless to say, it's a LOT. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/post/3lowelcg2222o
12.5.2025 00:13I can't even begin to tell you the things I'd do for $115,000/month from Qatar. Needless to say, it's a LOT....Thanks, Duo, real helpful…
11.5.2025 17:31Thanks, Duo, real helpful…Shot, chaser:
10.5.2025 18:24Shot, chaser:RAWR! ME AN TIGER! #CatsOfMastodon
10.5.2025 00:12RAWR! ME AN TIGER! #CatsOfMastodonUNREPENTANT! #CatsOfMastodon
9.5.2025 23:10UNREPENTANT! #CatsOfMastodonIN JAIL, FOR CRIMBS! #CatsOfMastodon
9.5.2025 22:02IN JAIL, FOR CRIMBS! #CatsOfMastodonNot all heroes wear capes: “JILL SOBULE’S FINAL SONG WAS TITLED ‘J.D. VANCE IS A C-NT’” https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/jill-sobule-final-song-jd-vance-1235332938/
9.5.2025 21:05Not all heroes wear capes: “JILL SOBULE’S FINAL SONG WAS TITLED ‘J.D. VANCE IS A C-NT’”...Soon he'll be putting tariff rates to a vote on Truth, like his best bud did on the Xitter: https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DJcdvEbP5Vd
9.5.2025 20:20Soon he'll be putting tariff rates to a vote on Truth, like his best bud did on the Xitter:...The what now?
9.5.2025 14:52The what now?Well whom amongst us doesn’t…? Mmmm-mmmmm… “Trump’s chief trade adviser says Britons will like chlorinated chicken and hormone-fed beef” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/may/08/donald-trump-trade-deal-us-politics-live-news-latest
8.5.2025 22:50Well whom amongst us doesn’t…? Mmmm-mmmmm… “Trump’s chief trade adviser says Britons will like chlorinated chicken and hormone-fed...Of course, a self-reflective person might ask why… https://wandering.shop/@clacksee/114462497397201969
7.5.2025 01:08Of course, a self-reflective person might ask why… https://wandering.shop/@clacksee/114462497397201969Also, Prager Fucking U? PRAGER?
6.5.2025 02:07Also, Prager Fucking U? PRAGER?⬆️
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