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Ok, I’m proud of myself because I just resisted the urge to post something because it *could* be taken offensively. Normally I’d still...

Ok, I’m proud of myself because I just resisted the urge to post something because it *could* be taken offensively. Normally I’d still post it with a warning, but I was like, if I even have to question if it’s offensive, then it probably is. I know this sounds like a small step, but it’s still a step.

Sometimes I’ll add foods that my dogs can’t eat to what I’m cooking, so I don’t feel guilty while they watch me eat but not share....

Sometimes I’ll add foods that my dogs can’t eat to what I’m cooking, so I don’t feel guilty while they watch me eat but not share. I’m not being greedy, I’m saving fucking lives.

A wise woman (myself) once gave me the best advice I’ve ever been given:“Just do whatever the fuck you want.”And I’m soooo glad I...

A wise woman (myself) once gave me the best advice I’ve ever been given:
“Just do whatever the fuck you want.”
And I’m soooo glad I listened to her.

Daylight saving time is a liberal conspiracy.#imkidding #maybe

Daylight saving time is a liberal conspiracy.

#imkidding
#maybe

Oh good, so I’m not just going insane singing Ice Ice Baby in my head for no apparent...

Oh good, so I’m not just going insane singing Ice Ice Baby in my head for no apparent reason.

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2021/12/harvard-scientist-on-why-that-song-is-stuck-in-your-head/

If you haven’t had drunken sex with your best friends sibling, are you really best friends?

If you haven’t had drunken sex with your best friends sibling, are you really best friends?

This lives rent free in my head

This lives rent free in my head

#NoOneKnows this, but as a teen I had a huuuuge crush on Diane Keaton. My best friend growing up had a mother that looked a lot like her....

#NoOneKnows this, but as a teen I had a huuuuge crush on Diane Keaton. My best friend growing up had a mother that looked a lot like her. Thus, I had the biggest crush on my friends mom. #shoutout to Judy.

Boob crumb calories don’t count, right?

Boob crumb calories don’t count, right?

Dude across the street is hammering to the beat of We Will Rock You. I’m not going to lie, he sounds pretty fucking good.

Dude across the street is hammering to the beat of We Will Rock You. I’m not going to lie, he sounds pretty fucking good.

Bring back “Duh.”, *eye roll with shoulder shrug*, and “YOU DON’T SAY…” when being mansplained to.

Bring back “Duh.”, *eye roll with shoulder shrug*, and “YOU DON’T SAY…” when being mansplained to.

Just asked my cat, “You want eats? Do you want to food?” And he acted like I haven’t just lost my ability to English, and said, “Of...

Just asked my cat, “You want eats? Do you want to food?” And he acted like I haven’t just lost my ability to English, and said, “Of course.”

Failing to answer a single question while watching the Jeopardy Teen Championship really knocks me off the throne of knowledge upon which I...

Failing to answer a single question while watching the Jeopardy Teen Championship really knocks me off the throne of knowledge upon which I fraudulently sit.

This could manifest from having overly religious caretakers that encouraged “saving” your virginity for your spouse, or many other...

This could manifest from having overly religious caretakers that encouraged “saving” your virginity for your spouse, or many other shaming techniques such as name calling (slut, whore, easy). Anything that represses your sexuality and freedom to express it.

So I was thinking about PTSD and how it affects my choices. Which somehow led me down the road of “what other mental disorders could PTSD...

So I was thinking about PTSD and how it affects my choices. Which somehow led me down the road of “what other mental disorders could PTSD stand for?”
I’ve come up with one that I actually think I suffer with: Psychologically Transferred Sexual disorder.

Someone please explain how it’s somehow sexier to wake up disheveled. Like yeah, this person looks well rested, refreshed, and ready to...

Someone please explain how it’s somehow sexier to wake up disheveled. Like yeah, this person looks well rested, refreshed, and ready to take on the day, but this one looks like they just lost a fight with a tornado, and somehow the latter is way hotter.

Rewatching Six Feet Under and it’s kinda weird. The first time I watched it I related to Claire. Second time, a few years later, it was...

Rewatching Six Feet Under and it’s kinda weird.

The first time I watched it I related to Claire. Second time, a few years later, it was Brenda. And now, somehow at 38 I relate to Ruth.

I enjoy the change. It’s like watching the progression of my inner self.

Them: What are you bringing to the pot luck?Me: Canna ChickenThem: Wow. Her cooking skills have majorly went downhill.Me: *Brings in...

Them: What are you bringing to the pot luck?

Me: Canna Chicken

Them: Wow. Her cooking skills have majorly went downhill.

Me: *Brings in rotisserie chicken slow cooked in cannabis olive oil*

Them: Wow! That was great! Was that really canned chicken??

Me: HAHAHA thanks… wait. What?

Having kids is going out of style. Living off grid as a cottage witch with a farm and pack of dogs and cats is in style. It’s gonna be ok....

Having kids is going out of style. Living off grid as a cottage witch with a farm and pack of dogs and cats is in style. It’s gonna be ok. We are at least now headed in the right direction.

The word f**k is littered throughout this postJust because you paid for dinner - doesn’t mean I’m going to fuck you. Just because you...

The word f**k is littered throughout this post

Just because you paid for dinner - doesn’t mean I’m going to fuck you.
Just because you fixed my car at no cost - doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck you.
Just because I smiled at you doesn’t, you guessed it, - mean I’m gonna fuck you.
Just because we got married doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck you.
Stop misreading signs.