Tell my boss I can't come in today, my kitty is asleep on my tummy.
14.8.2023 12:13Tell my boss I can't come in today, my kitty is asleep on my tummy.I wish Snapchat wouldn't insist on sending push notifications with messages like "Memories! Do you remember what you were doing on December 5, 2016?" in August seven years later.
7.8.2023 14:44I wish Snapchat wouldn't insist on sending push notifications with messages like "Memories! Do you remember what you were doing on...And the thunder rolled
15.7.2023 05:34And the thunder rolledI am incapable of completing any work without a minimum of three (3) beverages at my disposal.
5.7.2023 16:26I am incapable of completing any work without a minimum of three (3) beverages at my disposal.Yes, but have you considered not being terrible?
5.7.2023 16:21Yes, but have you considered not being terrible?Maybe the slow deaths of Twitter and Reddit will help cure my crippling phone addiction.
1.7.2023 13:12Maybe the slow deaths of Twitter and Reddit will help cure my crippling phone addiction.Goodbye, RIF is Fun. You made reddit fun. Too bad that /u/spezz is terrible.
30.6.2023 17:26Goodbye, RIF is Fun. You made reddit fun. Too bad that /u/spezz is terrible.Ready, set, sleep!
29.6.2023 05:04Ready, set, sleep!Someone ate all the chocolate chips out of my chocolate chip muffin.
28.6.2023 14:41Someone ate all the chocolate chips out of my chocolate chip muffin.So a thing about living with BPD is that if you are in a bad mood when you interact with me, now I am in a bad mood right back at you.
13.6.2023 21:39So a thing about living with BPD is that if you are in a bad mood when you interact with me, now I am in a bad mood right back at you.Have you considered not being insufferable?
13.6.2023 16:49Have you considered not being insufferable?What about a little nap, as a treat?
13.6.2023 15:30What about a little nap, as a treat?I love trying to figure out if the haze outside is smoke or fog. Cool and normal.
12.6.2023 14:21I love trying to figure out if the haze outside is smoke or fog. Cool and normal.It's my birthday and I'll cry whether I want to or not.
5.6.2023 18:03It's my birthday and I'll cry whether I want to or not.I really dislike this whole "everyone must work full-time through the apocalypse" thing.
25.5.2023 18:29I really dislike this whole "everyone must work full-time through the apocalypse" thing.Hold on, I need to overthink about it first.
11.5.2023 15:28Hold on, I need to overthink about it first.There is a bird outside that sounds very much like a creaking door.
11.5.2023 15:18There is a bird outside that sounds very much like a creaking door.Oops, I tooted.
28.4.2023 13:00Oops, I tooted.No one argues with me here so I never have to point out that they're arguing with a cat.
21.4.2023 20:35No one argues with me here so I never have to point out that they're arguing with a cat.Just yesterday I was young, wild, and free, and today I am bargaining with the universe to fix my back pain.
21.4.2023 04:09Just yesterday I was young, wild, and free, and today I am bargaining with the universe to fix my back pain.