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Adapt, improvise, and overcome takes many forms is what I'm saying.

Adapt, improvise, and overcome takes many forms is what I'm saying.

A pro-Ukrainian YouTube channel claims Ukrainian soldiers cleared a Russian bunker by throwing a beehive into it, and you know what,...

A pro-Ukrainian YouTube channel claims Ukrainian soldiers cleared a Russian bunker by throwing a beehive into it, and you know what, that's just the kind of crazy shit frustrated soldiers come up with. Hell, if you threw a beehive into *my* fighting position, I'd probably un-ass it too.

Good morning from me and my pals Kermit and Jim.

Good morning from me and my pals Kermit and Jim.

Me just now, else!Net: "Every bomb damage assessment done since 1915 has overstated the impact, Hiroshima and Nagasaki excepted. And...

Me just now, else!Net: "Every bomb damage assessment done since 1915 has overstated the impact, Hiroshima and Nagasaki excepted. And yes, I'm including the WWII firebombings."

Today, and every day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zYeFOrlzg

Today, and every day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zYeFOrlzg

How it started / how it's going:

How it started / how it's going:

I've been getting spam with the subject "GELATO BOY," and I wonder what his superpowers are.

I've been getting spam with the subject "GELATO BOY," and I wonder what his superpowers are.

YESINJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINSTHE REVOLUTION STARTS NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4wxt70aUM

YES
INJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4wxt70aUM

Me: “No offense taken. Gen X’s dirty secret is that a lot of us turned out to be assholes.” #NoContext

Me: “No offense taken. Gen X’s dirty secret is that a lot of us turned out to be assholes.” #NoContext

ISTG I've never been so tempted to punch a man in a wheelchair before.I think they say something to me because they see...

ISTG I've never been so tempted to punch a man in a wheelchair before.

I think they say something to me because they see "middle-aged white dude" and think I'll agree with them, and then are gobsmacked that I don't.

This is the second one to try pulling the "I served my country, you can't tell me shit" card only to be met with "Cavalry scout, 82nd Airborne, dude."

I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop...

I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop arguing with old white men in the grocery store. I will stop…

I didn’t realize just how energizing it would be, to be 60 years old and back on a university campus as a student.

I didn’t realize just how energizing it would be, to be 60 years old and back on a university campus as a student.

I just misread the subject of a message in my spam folder as "End Humanoid Swelling" and I wondered which set of aliens had sent...

I just misread the subject of a message in my spam folder as "End Humanoid Swelling" and I wondered which set of aliens had sent it.

What do you know that I don’t, fortune cookie?

What do you know that I don’t, fortune cookie?

"Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zYeFOrlzg

"Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zYeFOrlzg

Hey #veterans. You should expect that the #va is on Elon's list for dismantling, or some other major fuckery, if they get away with what...

Hey #veterans. You should expect that the #va is on Elon's list for dismantling, or some other major fuckery, if they get away with what they're doing at USAID and other agencies. So unless you want a bunch of unvetted 20-somethings who don't know jack about serving vets, and never took the oath or served themselves, deciding how to run the hospitals, process your education benefits and housing loans, etc., now is the time to speak up. #uspol #uspolitics #politics

CN #pol #uspol #politics #uspoliticsThey blinked. Freeze on grants and spending has been rescinded, per WaPo (gift...

CN #pol #uspol #politics #uspolitics

They blinked. Freeze on grants and spending has been rescinded, per WaPo (gift link).
https://wapo.st/4jA0TMM

I need to find another idiom for glaring incompetence besides “clown car,” because using it in the current circumstances is an insult to...

I need to find another idiom for glaring incompetence besides “clown car,” because using it in the current circumstances is an insult to clowns.

First day of classes in 27 years. Wish me luck.

First day of classes in 27 years. Wish me luck.

CN #politics #uspolitics #pol #uspolI just want to grab Merrick Garland by the collar and scream 'YOU HAD ONE JOB, ASSHOLE!" at the...

CN #politics #uspolitics #pol #uspol

I just want to grab Merrick Garland by the collar and scream 'YOU HAD ONE JOB, ASSHOLE!" at the top of my lungs.