jdanton - Network

If you are SQL Server/Azure SQL person, have you used sqlcmd in the last 6 months.YesNo

If you are SQL Server/Azure SQL person, have you used sqlcmd in the last 6 months.

Yes
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It's been a record week for the vi doNotHire.txt command on my laptop.

It's been a record week for the vi doNotHire.txt command on my laptop.

Honey, you didn't get cancelled, you were a dick and annoyed all the people, and you sexually harassed someone which ensured you would...

Honey, you didn't get cancelled, you were a dick and annoyed all the people, and you sexually harassed someone which ensured you would never get that award again.

Passed the SC-300 Azure Identity Management exam today. That was pretty damned hard.

Passed the SC-300 Azure Identity Management exam today. That was pretty damned hard.

Fire Dennis Allen. https://firedennisallen.net/2023/01/08/carolina-game-2-7-10/ #FireDennisAllen

Fire Dennis Allen. https://firedennisallen.net/2023/01/08/carolina-game-2-7-10/ #FireDennisAllen

On passing the network exam. https://joeydantoni.com/2023/01/06/az-700-designing-and-implementing-microsoft-azure-networking-solutions/

On passing the network exam. https://joeydantoni.com/2023/01/06/az-700-designing-and-implementing-microsoft-azure-networking-solutions/

AZ-700 passed, AMA.

AZ-700 passed, AMA.

Southwest Airlines is like a large VMware cluster that is massively over-provisioned. It works ok, even fine. Until it doesn't.

Southwest Airlines is like a large VMware cluster that is massively over-provisioned. It works ok, even fine. Until it doesn't.

I hate it when I see an otherwise sucessful company get run into the ground because of a leveraged buyout....

I hate it when I see an otherwise sucessful company get run into the ground because of a leveraged buyout. https://www.sltrib.com/news/2022/12/23/utahs-pluralsight-moving-jobs/

"On the day he announced his candidacy this past November, the air was heavy with oleander and snipped greenery and sea mist colliding...

"On the day he announced his candidacy this past November, the air was heavy with oleander and snipped greenery and sea mist colliding with mold and wood polish and hotel soap and the metallic vapor of Diet Coke and the alcoholic ferment of generations of cougars in Chanel No. 5." https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.html I'm retiring from writing. There can never be another sentence this perfect.

Wow. rackspace has some customer .pst files available for download, but they are *only* making them available for *30* days, which include...

Wow. rackspace has some customer .pst files available for download, but they are *only* making them available for *30* days, which include Christmas and New Years. Not a good look.

I feel bad for their hardworking employees, but there is some Glee in watching $TSLA detonate in real time bc the CEO is an idiot.

I feel bad for their hardworking employees, but there is some Glee in watching $TSLA detonate in real time bc the CEO is an idiot.

LOL, TSLA < $140.

LOL, TSLA < $140.

you can't fix stupid.

you can't fix stupid.

Your data is our priority after you haven't had access to it for like 3 weeks.

Your data is our priority after you haven't had access to it for like 3 weeks.

There's a PaaS service I work with regularly, that is so close to being so good, yet feels many light years away from being good.

There's a PaaS service I work with regularly, that is so close to being so good, yet feels many light years away from being good.

AWS, Azure, GCP, Oracle, Alibaba, IBM (lol), are cloud providers. The rest of you MSPs are not.

AWS, Azure, GCP, Oracle, Alibaba, IBM (lol), are cloud providers. The rest of you MSPs are not.

Run the damn ball, stupid Florida team.

Run the damn ball, stupid Florida team.

Pretty sure Mike Perreira said "just the tip"

Pretty sure Mike Perreira said "just the tip"

Stay classy, Buffalo.

Stay classy, Buffalo.