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Amazing how Charlie still has more ridiculous shoeware. SPURS! For goodness sake.

Amazing how Charlie still has more ridiculous shoeware. SPURS! For goodness sake.

Is it just me or is everyone just unutterably fucked today?

Is it just me or is everyone just unutterably fucked today?

Campaign to stop Liz Truss from speaking until she gives my pension back.

Campaign to stop Liz Truss from speaking until she gives my pension back.

Don’t let anyone who rates White Lotus eat your ass because they clearly have no idea what they’re doing.

Don’t let anyone who rates White Lotus eat your ass because they clearly have no idea what they’re doing.

Does anyone want to give me £1000?

Does anyone want to give me £1000?

Well

Well

I deleted TikTok because all of the many good reasons to delete it and I’ve had fifteen minutes that would normally be TikTok time and my...

I deleted TikTok because all of the many good reasons to delete it and I’ve had fifteen minutes that would normally be TikTok time and my brain is screaming. Probably the right choice.

Teams isn't down enough.

Teams isn't down enough.

Despite having a Mac, on-and-off, for years, I still don't really understand Mission Control, Spaces, Desktops. I swear (and Apple's...

Despite having a Mac, on-and-off, for years, I still don't really understand Mission Control, Spaces, Desktops. I swear (and Apple's own Help pages back me up) you should be able to switch between Spaces with a Cmd/Ctrl/Shift + left/right button shortcut. Why can't I do that now?

Started back at work yesterday and went to the office, totally forgetting to open my blind. My poor windowsill plant is another victim of...

Started back at work yesterday and went to the office, totally forgetting to open my blind. My poor windowsill plant is another victim of living under capitalism.

Just a note to say, The Pale Blue Eye, on Netflix, is a fucking awful film and the cast really, really, really should have known better.

Just a note to say, The Pale Blue Eye, on Netflix, is a fucking awful film and the cast really, really, really should have known better.

Having an extra week off is nice, but it allowing martinis and relishing in American political nonsense is amazing.

Having an extra week off is nice, but it allowing martinis and relishing in American political nonsense is amazing.

I don’t have a problem living next to drug dealers - I do have a problem when they have angry, loud, people trying to collect “their...

I don’t have a problem living next to drug dealers - I do have a problem when they have angry, loud, people trying to collect “their medicine” after 11pm and they live with their very elderly mother.

“The healthiest thing to eat is the rich”. Magnificent.

“The healthiest thing to eat is the rich”. Magnificent.

Got out of bed to make mince pies for my partner before he came down and apparently mince pie filling can go off, so that’s the beautiful...

Got out of bed to make mince pies for my partner before he came down and apparently mince pie filling can go off, so that’s the beautiful moment of the day pissed all over.

If I was a plagarist I’d probably have gone with a different title

If I was a plagarist I’d probably have gone with a different title

I have just learnt that my grandmother’s grandmother was Scottish and that 100% English as far back as my Dad can find is broken and I’m...

I have just learnt that my grandmother’s grandmother was Scottish and that 100% English as far back as my Dad can find is broken and I’m so happy.

Y’all seem to be using the boost button instead of the fav button and I just want to let you all know that you’re all wrong

Y’all seem to be using the boost button instead of the fav button and I just want to let you all know that you’re all wrong

Vodka, limoncello, triple sec, lemon juice, honey. Shake over ice. Merry Christmas.

Vodka, limoncello, triple sec, lemon juice, honey. Shake over ice.

Merry Christmas.

At parents for Christmas, so a lot of of Radio 4. Endless pearl clutching bullshit on the Scotland news.

At parents for Christmas, so a lot of of Radio 4. Endless pearl clutching bullshit on the Scotland news.