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Me on dating apps#dating #apps #sex #sexy

Me on dating apps

#dating #apps #sex #sexy

Have you ever faked an orgasm with someone?Yes, I do it oftenYes, once in a whileNo

Have you ever faked an orgasm with someone?

Yes, I do it often
Yes, once in a while
No

By 2025, I swear 99% of the dogs in the world will be called Luna. #dogs #unoriginal

By 2025, I swear 99% of the dogs in the world will be called Luna.

#dogs #unoriginal

Public service announcement for UK youths - wearing white socks with sandals makes you look like a cunt, and a moustache with no other...

Public service announcement for UK youths - wearing white socks with sandals makes you look like a cunt, and a moustache with no other facial hair makes you look like a 70s paedo. Gen X already know this, but you may not. Consider yourselves enlightened. You're welcome.

#psa #announcement #genz #millennial #genx

Poll: Fucking in time to music is a bit strange and makes me need to stifle a giggle#poll #sex #sexy #nsfw #erotic #musicAgreedNo, I fuck in...

Poll: Fucking in time to music is a bit strange and makes me need to stifle a giggle

#poll #sex #sexy #nsfw #erotic #music

Agreed
No, I fuck in time to music with a serious face

I don't know what it is about #reddit but it sure seems to attract a large proportion of hypersensitive bellends. And not in a good way....

I don't know what it is about #reddit but it sure seems to attract a large proportion of hypersensitive bellends. And not in a good way. It's like walking on eggshells trying to talk to people on there, fraught with peril at every turn that someone's going to be a huffy prick in response to my slightest remark.

Sorry guys, it's been all memes lately hasn't it. Have this picture of me to compensate. #nsfw #erotic #sex #sexy #ass #silver...

Sorry guys, it's been all memes lately hasn't it. Have this picture of me to compensate.

#nsfw #erotic #sex #sexy #ass #silver #black #corset

This makes me piss myself laughing#frog #problem #meme #cartoon

This makes me piss myself laughing

#frog #problem #meme #cartoon

I'd like to propose this new UI screen for the Uber app#uber #vom #travel #ui #app

I'd like to propose this new UI screen for the Uber app

#uber #vom #travel #ui #app

I made a meme#nailpolish #pedicure #manicure #spa #beauty #makeup

I made a meme

#nailpolish #pedicure #manicure #spa #beauty #makeup

Just had a sneaky wank on company time to this https://www.redgifs.com/watch/huskyfemaleankole#nsfw #sex #erotic #porn #cumshot

Just had a sneaky wank on company time to this https://www.redgifs.com/watch/huskyfemaleankole

#nsfw #sex #erotic #porn #cumshot

When somebody contacts me online and uses me to have a wank, and then immediately blocks me or deactivates their profile, can we invent a...

When somebody contacts me online and uses me to have a wank, and then immediately blocks me or deactivates their profile, can we invent a new feature where I press a button and it posts some dog poo through their letterbox?

#dating #nsfw #sex #sexy #dickheads

Who feels like being sick?#nsfw #sex #dating #gross

Who feels like being sick?

#nsfw #sex #dating #gross

If someone describes you as 'conventionally attractive', is that damning with faint praise? Is it even accurate, given that I've...

If someone describes you as 'conventionally attractive', is that damning with faint praise? Is it even accurate, given that I've got dyed black hair, tattoos and a nose ring?

#dating #sex #sexy

What this morning's orgasm would look like if you could see sound...#nsfw #erotix #sex #sexy #audio #voice #realorgasm #orgasm

What this morning's orgasm would look like if you could see sound...

#nsfw #erotix #sex #sexy #audio #voice #realorgasm #orgasm

Me about 2 mins ago, thinking about being taken advantage of at a doctor's appointment. #nsfw #sex #sexy #erotic #realorgasm #orgasm...

Me about 2 mins ago, thinking about being taken advantage of at a doctor's appointment.

#nsfw #sex #sexy #erotic #realorgasm #orgasm #audio #voice #audioporn

Love it when men say "that went right over your head, didn't it", and I'm like, "No, it didn't, I'm not thick...

Love it when men say "that went right over your head, didn't it", and I'm like, "No, it didn't, I'm not thick - it was just a shit joke".

#nsfw #joke #bantz #dating #misogyny

Current view#nsfw #sex #sexy #erotic #selfie #bath #naked

Current view

#nsfw #sex #sexy #erotic #selfie #bath #naked

10 years ago I was writing my sex blog, Secret Diary of a Seaside Slut (I lived in Brighton, UK at the time), and recently I've been...

10 years ago I was writing my sex blog, Secret Diary of a Seaside Slut (I lived in Brighton, UK at the time), and recently I've been re-reading some of the posts and marvelling at how I'm still experiencing all the same shit. Here's an excerpt. Rock on, 35 Year Old Me.

#slut #swinging #slutshaming #feminism #misogyny

I went to my very first sex club experience last night, and I jumped in with both feet. I made two men cum through a gloryhole, and I got...

I went to my very first sex club experience last night, and I jumped in with both feet. I made two men cum through a gloryhole, and I got gangbanged by around 9 men in a darkroom. It was fucking amazing. There's a quick clip attached here but if you want the full length, you can hear it for FREE at https://soundgasm.net/u/jillyhorrorshow/My-first-sex-club-experience-gloryhole-and-gangbang

#sex #sexy #erotic #nsfw #audio #voice #swinging #gangbang #gloryhole