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@hotdogsladies Cromparison

@hotdogsladies Cromparison

Imagine there was no such thing as slippers, and then you were like “Boom. Look what I have on my feet”. Cosmic.

Imagine there was no such thing as slippers, and then you were like “Boom. Look what I have on my feet”. Cosmic.

Let’s recall how unnecessarily banger the music was in the 1997 IBM ad campaign 🤘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNVvWHsXyBg

Let’s recall how unnecessarily banger the music was in the 1997 IBM ad campaign 🤘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNVvWHsXyBg

Somehow we have the situation where it counts as a good news day when the unfathomably bad headline is on the same topic as 24 hours ago.

Somehow we have the situation where it counts as a good news day when the unfathomably bad headline is on the same topic as 24 hours ago.

“…is like $foo on steroids” - person who thinks steroids are akin to Getafix’s magic potion.

“…is like $foo on steroids” - person who thinks steroids are akin to Getafix’s magic potion.

@siracusa @caseyliss @marcoarment @atpfm I think you will find this video on microprocessors relevant and interesting...

@siracusa @caseyliss @marcoarment @atpfm I think you will find this video on microprocessors relevant and interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkbgZMCTUyU

FULL PARDON for strcpy() and buffer overflows https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/113887416388240528

FULL PARDON for strcpy() and buffer overflows https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/113887416388240528

“Wow, this Youtube Short is really long!” - me watching a Youtube Short, oblivious to the fact that it has auto-repeated 15x.

“Wow, this Youtube Short is really long!” - me watching a Youtube Short, oblivious to the fact that it has auto-repeated 15x.

Also, “Don’t forget you scan your ‘My Waitrose’ card”“[..] your ‘My Wai[..]”“your my” 🤯

Also, “Don’t forget you scan your ‘My Waitrose’ card”

“[..] your ‘My Wai[..]”

“your my” 🤯

Waitrose self service machine reveals its cursed soul - Windows Vista + Java 👌

Waitrose self service machine reveals its cursed soul - Windows Vista + Java 👌

We must be close to a technology or app that allows a user to make a PDF of a physical publication by flipping through it in view of a...

We must be close to a technology or app that allows a user to make a PDF of a physical publication by flipping through it in view of a camera. Problematic for publishers and book shops!

An incredible awareness of the things that are on everyone’s mind

An incredible awareness of the things that are on everyone’s mind

They use the sparkles emoji for AI because – for copyright reasons – there is no Terminator™️ glyph.

They use the sparkles emoji for AI because – for copyright reasons – there is no Terminator™️ glyph.

Well Actually the plural of “ZX Spectrum” is “ZXes Spectra”

Well Actually the plural of “ZX Spectrum” is “ZXes Spectra”

Why doesn’t Mumm-Ra just stay big all the time?

Why doesn’t Mumm-Ra just stay big all the time?

Hey ChatGPT generate a medieval market… that’s pretty goo… OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEIR FACES

Hey ChatGPT generate a medieval market… that’s pretty goo… OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEIR FACES

Coke Zero x Oreo. They really managed to capture that authentic taste of $POISONOUS_COMPOUND_THETA

Coke Zero x Oreo. They really managed to capture that authentic taste of $POISONOUS_COMPOUND_THETA

Metal AF 🤘

Metal AF 🤘

Actually, all bus stop are temporary 🙏

Actually, all bus stop are temporary 🙏

The latest issue of The (ongoing!) Transformers comic is a reprint of issue #1, which came out 40 years ago right now.✅ Terrible...

The latest issue of The (ongoing!) Transformers comic is a reprint of issue #1, which came out 40 years ago right now.

✅ Terrible drawings
✅ 80’s block colouring tech
✅ Insane amounts of exposition
✅ WTF Megatron. WTF.
❤️ Perfect