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Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Thai Style Red Curry Fried Chicken#Foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwyTW9U7fxk

Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Thai Style Red Curry Fried Chicken

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwyTW9U7fxk

Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Chinese Chicken Wings#Foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZgXjsd0SQ

Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Chinese Chicken Wings

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZgXjsd0SQ

Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Barbecue Chicken#Foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZA25CyDd2s

Andrew Zimmern Cooks: Barbecue Chicken

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZA25CyDd2s

Will you get to the point?The point is only I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud & I have the records to prove...

Will you get to the point?

The point is only I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud & I have the records to prove it! Just look at these! Each one a work of Machiavellian art!

But why?

Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing...

Attention, students. It's time once again to choose a gym class for the coming term so let's all prove how adult we can be by filing to the gym in a calm and orderly manner...even though it's first come, first serve, and the most popular sports fill up fast.

Aah! Too many wee ones!

This gets uglier every year! Any sign of Bart and Milhouse?

No...and if they don't get here soon, it'll be T.S. for them.

I don't feel right.

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.Mmm......

The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Mmm... beer.

APRIL FO-

That sounded like an explosion at the ol Simpson Place!

Forget it! Its only 2 blocks away...

Looks like theirs beer coming out of the Chimney!

I am proceeding on foot.

#AprilFoolsDay
#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...

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Selam Peace Shiferaw
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IG @_selam

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20 Minute Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad#Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5V4up2YQfo

20 Minute Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5V4up2YQfo

25 Minute Crispy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich (with Homemade Blue Cheese Sauce)#Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGY9DrU7YxU

25 Minute Crispy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich (with Homemade Blue Cheese Sauce)

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGY9DrU7YxU

Very Good Japanese Fried Chicken Recipe#Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIKzqNvj4Ps

Very Good Japanese Fried Chicken Recipe

#Food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIKzqNvj4Ps

Boy, Bart! Laddie's the best dog in the world! He's nothing like your old dog.Santa's Little Helper? Guess I was the only one...

Boy, Bart! Laddie's the best dog in the world! He's nothing like your old dog.

Santa's Little Helper? Guess I was the only one who loved him.

You got that right! Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Yeah. He was a great dog.

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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What did you do today, Bart? What didn't I do? "Boy Discovers Comet." What? "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a...

What did you do today, Bart?

What didn't I do?

"Boy Discovers Comet."

What?

"A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet... to be known as the Bart Simpson Comet." Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.

But then you've always been proud of me.

Yes...

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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Mmm! Delicious! Now, Krusty, I hear it's your birthday... so I got your mother's recipe for matzohbrei. Hey, I don't do The...

Mmm! Delicious!

Now, Krusty, I hear it's your birthday... so I got your mother's recipe for matzohbrei.

Hey, I don't do The Jewish stuff on the air.

But, Hershel, bubbeleh--

Ix-nay on the ew-Jay. Roll the cartoon.

It's so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80% while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking...

Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80% while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.

I see. What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Touché.

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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Who controls the British crown?Who keeps the metric system down? We do We do. Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under...

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do
We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do
We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do
We do.
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do.
We do.

#TheSimpsons
#Simpsons

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