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Alexandretta! Of course! On the pilgrim trail from Eastern Empire

Alexandretta! Of course! On the pilgrim trail from Eastern Empire

Starmer is posh Biden and we're all fucked

Starmer is posh Biden and we're all fucked

I was saying boo-urns

I was saying boo-urns

the only thing scarier than the Giordano Filter would be the Al Giordano Filter

the only thing scarier than the Giordano Filter would be the Al Giordano Filter

im the lost Big Bacon Belly Boy

im the lost Big Bacon Belly Boy

went to my GP and they told me to start fartmaxxing #ThanksWesStreeting

went to my GP and they told me to start fartmaxxing #ThanksWesStreeting

Edward Fortyhands but with Malört

Edward Fortyhands but with Malört

whenever a politician rolls up his sleeves or tucks in his tie when at a hospital or talking to healthcare workers they are 100%...

whenever a politician rolls up his sleeves or tucks in his tie when at a hospital or talking to healthcare workers they are 100% fuckheads

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/mar/13/keir-starmer-abolishes-nhs-england-executive-body

shitlibs has been a great descriptor for so long but since i live in Ingerland now i feel they should be called cuntlibs

shitlibs has been a great descriptor for so long but since i live in Ingerland now i feel they should be called cuntlibs

LFG BURN IT ALL DOWNhttps://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/03/12/rahm-emmanuel-president-2028-column-00224241

LFG BURN IT ALL DOWN

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/03/12/rahm-emmanuel-president-2028-column-00224241

Cena is a heel now because he's a foot pervert

Cena is a heel now because he's a foot pervert

#Fedsmoker2028

#Fedsmoker2028

in these trying times thank fuck we're bringing back Little Britain, next we gotta get Bo' Selecta! back

in these trying times thank fuck we're bringing back Little Britain, next we gotta get Bo' Selecta! back

ghost riding this trolley down the frozen aisle at Waitrose

ghost riding this trolley down the frozen aisle at Waitrose

Why did you fix milk prices, Pete?

Why did you fix milk prices, Pete?

🎵 With my chin up highFuck 'em all, fuck 'em byYou think I'm ugly, I don't careYou think I'm dumb, I don't...

🎵 With my chin up high
Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by

You think I'm ugly, I don't care
You think I'm dumb, I don't care
You think I'm scum, I don't care
Bitch, I make my money

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party till I die
With my chin up high
Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk
Like it's my last day on this earth
Let that dollar make her work, work 🎵

https://youtu.be/B5Df-QdFOtQ?si=A9jO2FkKTRktBbY-

https://youtu.be/B5Df-QdFOtQ?si=A9jO2FkKTRktBbY-

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE'CAUSE MY WIFE TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

'CAUSE MY WIFE TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

HEY-LA HEY-LA! HEY-LA HEY WE STAND TALL

HEY-LA HEY-LA! HEY-LA HEY WE STAND TALL

Sir Kid Starverhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/mar/10/starmer-decries-worst-of-all-worlds-benefits-systems-ahead-of-deep-cuts

Sir Kid Starver

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/mar/10/starmer-decries-worst-of-all-worlds-benefits-systems-ahead-of-deep-cuts