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It's Mother's Day weekend and the park today is just dads and kids. You love to see it.

It's Mother's Day weekend and the park today is just dads and kids. You love to see it.

Speedrunning the toddler puzzles in front of her to remind her why I'm in charge.

Speedrunning the toddler puzzles in front of her to remind her why I'm in charge.

Let's goooooo @homeassistant

Let's goooooo @homeassistant

Tipping me $5 does not grant you premium support. Open a GitHub issue like everyone else.

Tipping me $5 does not grant you premium support. Open a GitHub issue like everyone else.

Yes, hello, my inner monologue is gaslighting me and I'd like to file an HR complaint. This is harassment.

Yes, hello, my inner monologue is gaslighting me and I'd like to file an HR complaint. This is harassment.

Wife wants a new wallet for her birthday, but it has to have a wrist strap so she doesn't lose it.I offered her some of my old high...

Wife wants a new wallet for her birthday, but it has to have a wrist strap so she doesn't lose it.
I offered her some of my old high school wallets with long chains but apparently that's not the same thing.

Made it through the first of 3 family events without any drama. Toddler gifts are set up and we are settling down for a movie. #joinin

Made it through the first of 3 family events without any drama. Toddler gifts are set up and we are settling down for a movie. #joinin

What Santa actually wants with his cookies. #joinin

What Santa actually wants with his cookies. #joinin

Lost power for ~10min this morning and we barely noticed thanks to the series of battery backups powering key electronics. Obviously not as...

Lost power for ~10min this morning and we barely noticed thanks to the series of battery backups powering key electronics. Obviously not as good a real off-grid system but it makes short outages much less of an inconvenience. #joinin

Today is the first day in weeks that no one in the family is showing flu symptoms. Teething maybe, but not a cough to be heard. Don't...

Today is the first day in weeks that no one in the family is showing flu symptoms. Teething maybe, but not a cough to be heard. Don't blink or you'll miss it! #joinin

Shoveled twice yesterday with 0 heart attacks. Good start to the season!

Shoveled twice yesterday with 0 heart attacks. Good start to the season!

Earlier this year I wouldn't have considered leaving the bird site or owning an iPhone but here we are and both are starting to feel...

Earlier this year I wouldn't have considered leaving the bird site or owning an iPhone but here we are and both are starting to feel like the right move.

TIL you can search "_-month sleep regression" and get a hit with any value."An 18-month sleep regression may spark memories...

TIL you can search "_-month sleep regression" and get a hit with any value.

"An 18-month sleep regression may spark memories of similar sleep woes you experienced in the past, including the 4-month and 6-month sleep regressions, one at 8 months, one at 12 months and one at 15 months."

Why not just list the months where they sleep well? Seems like it would be a shorter list.

Love opening this site to be hit by my crushing anxiety that I have joined the "wrong" instance and it's too late to relocate....

Love opening this site to be hit by my crushing anxiety that I have joined the "wrong" instance and it's too late to relocate. How fun is my brain?

My partner just referred to her 2 year old Pixel as an "older phone". How did we get here?

My partner just referred to her 2 year old Pixel as an "older phone". How did we get here?

Omg

Omg

Whose idea was it to normalize dozens of dozens of visitors at my door concealed by costumes? I'm going back into voluntary isolation...

Whose idea was it to normalize dozens of dozens of visitors at my door concealed by costumes? I'm going back into voluntary isolation after this.

Happy Cinco de Cuatro!

Happy Cinco de Cuatro!

MONKEY GANGS https://twitter.com/p_evans/status/1238085950980395009?s=09

MONKEY GANGS https://twitter.com/p_evans/status/1238085950980395009?s=09

If everyone is working from home does that mean I can get a good seat at the pub in the business park?

If everyone is working from home does that mean I can get a good seat at the pub in the business park?