Content warning:Birds (silly, slightly NSFWish)
Bird: “My head’s fizzing…I thought about going upstairs, grabbing your head and shoving you between my thighs until I exploded.”
Me: “Well what stopped you?”
Bird: “The D&D group in my podcast rolled initiative.”
Me: ….. >.<
…I wonder if the doggo is expecting a puppachino from this taco time drive through >.>
13.3.2024 18:20…I wonder if the doggo is expecting a puppachino from this taco time drive through >.>There is a doggo two cars ahead of me in this drive through that is clearly super excited to be in the car. All I can see is its tail going back and forth like a windshield wiper on high.
And there’s the excited bork!
13.3.2024 18:18There is a doggo two cars ahead of me in this drive through that is clearly super excited to be in the car. All I can see is its tail going...Content warning:Board Game Creator Question!
Hey folks - I’m trying to compile a list of trans and nonbinary board game creators. There are a couple of lists out there on BGG and elsewhere that are pretty large, but are always listed as “women &.”
If you know of a trans or nonbinary board game creator, could I ask you to give them a shout out here? 💜
29.2.2024 21:49Content warning:Board Game Creator Question!Hey folks - I’m trying to compile a list of trans and nonbinary board game creators. There are...Content warning:Betrayal Episode 3
In the saga of “comic book store employees getting sucked into haunted house” - Jaesun accidentally set off the haunt. But damn if he didn’t clean up his own mess. It broke the guest quarters, and we all probably got arrested from all the blood everywhere.
25.1.2024 06:18Content warning:Betrayal Episode 3In the saga of “comic book store employees getting sucked into haunted house” - Jaesun accidentally...Content warning:D&D 💩post (silly)
Trickery domain cleric who’s decided to be a little shit and cast purify food and drink on your weed stash, turning it into safe and oregano.
=n.n=
20.1.2024 21:43Content warning:D&D 💩post (silly)Trickery domain cleric who’s decided to be a little shit and cast purify food and drink on your...Content warning:Capitol Hill Shenanigans (silly)
One of the buskers at Dick’s is making chicken noises into their microphone. 🐓
17.1.2024 03:52Content warning:Capitol Hill Shenanigans (silly)One of the buskers at Dick’s is making chicken noises into their microphone. 🐓Content warning:Chewing on network cables
Bah. Nothing stings quite like “hey I thought I was competent at this task and fuck now do I feel like a failure” like utterly failing to know what specific internal buttons and knobs to press to finish connecting the new network to the internets.
Oh well. Guess it’s time for a call into centurylink’s tried and tested shitty customer service line. The worst part is knowing there’s one thing I could stiii try (resetting the router), but there’s no guarantee it doesn’t take the network down the rest of the weekend. :/
14.1.2024 09:45Content warning:Chewing on network cablesBah. Nothing stings quite like “hey I thought I was competent at this task and fuck now do I feel...Content warning:Chewing on network cables
My household is trusting me to replace our old network router with a new one.
Little do they know that I am just a bnuy. =n.n=
14.1.2024 04:58Content warning:Chewing on network cablesMy household is trusting me to replace our old network router with a new one.Little do they know...Content warning:Local Graffiti (silly, mildly lewd reference)
As seen outside the remnants of one of our local pharmacies.
Love is the way, buttplug.
Love is the way.
Content warning:Comic Recommendation (+)
Also same writer who gave us such quote gems as “you brought a you to a me fight.” And gave us an assassin named “Fuck Tarkington.”
10.1.2024 19:08Content warning:Comic Recommendation (+)Also same writer who gave us such quote gems as “you brought a you to a me fight.” And gave us...Content warning:Comic Recommendation (+)
Finally got a chance to read Lule Stark’s new book “Pine & Merrimac” and it delightfully fun. It’s a seriously illustrated crime comic with interspersed bits of humor that really break up the tension and will leave you laughing in spite of what’s going on.
Plus the husband Parker has some big Kronk-level himbo energy. 💜
10.1.2024 19:00Content warning:Comic Recommendation (+)Finally got a chance to read Lule Stark’s new book “Pine & Merrimac” and it delightfully...Polycule as an exponent fighter, send toot.
9.12.2023 03:01Polycule as an exponent fighter, send toot.Content warning:Betrayal Legacy (Chapter 1)
Ember didn’t do so well. Managed to wound the traitor before their traps failed and they got through. Didn’t stop them though. Let out a squawk as the hammer came down.
Tho to be fair they were the selfish one holed up in the house with all the food. And they did throw that rock at @orrery.
…we’ll see how Simon does next >.>
16.11.2023 07:32Content warning:Betrayal Legacy (Chapter 1)Ember didn’t do so well. Managed to wound the traitor before their traps failed and they got...Content warning:Betrayal Legacy (Prologue)
Tonight we played through the prologue. On a lark I decided to use previous teammates (in chronological order) as the family members.
This lead to some hilarious shenanigans involving @electrickeet as a time displaced pony. They wound up being the sole survivor of our prologue after everyone else murdered each other.
Keet was last seen wandering off into the woods in search of that asshole with the blue box that dumped them into the middle of a horror flick.
I can’t wait to see how well Ember does. >.<
16.11.2023 06:23Content warning:Betrayal Legacy (Prologue)Tonight we played through the prologue. On a lark I decided to use previous teammates (in...Content warning:Late Night Food Decisions
English Muffin + chocolate + marshmallows = s’mores sandwhich
I am a grown and responsible adult don’t judge me. >:P
5.10.2023 07:44Content warning:Late Night Food DecisionsEnglish Muffin + chocolate + marshmallows = s’mores sandwhichI am a grown and responsible adult...Content warning:Capitol Hill Shenanigans Update
The popcorn has now disappeared without incident.
This is probably for the best.
23.9.2023 00:46Content warning:Capitol Hill Shenanigans UpdateThe popcorn has now disappeared without incident.This is probably for the best.Content warning:Capitol Hill Shenanigans
Opened the store to find a mesh laundry basket half full of popcorn sitting on the street.
It is definitely going to wind up dumped out all over the street before the day is over. #chekhovslaundrybasket
22.9.2023 18:45Content warning:Capitol Hill ShenanigansOpened the store to find a mesh laundry basket half full of popcorn sitting on the street.It is...Content warning:Seattle Fall Smells (silly)
The air outside smells of fresh rain and weed.
20.9.2023 05:14Content warning:Seattle Fall Smells (silly)The air outside smells of fresh rain and weed.Content warning:Baldur’s Gate Shitposting (light politics mention)
I just realized La’zel is just a young republican who you get to redeem into a begrudging moderate. :P
29.8.2023 08:31Content warning:Baldur’s Gate Shitposting (light politics mention)I just realized La’zel is just a young republican who you get to...