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Knorr have launched a new flavour after the Conservative Party, it's called the "Laughing Stock"
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Knorr have launched a new flavour after the Conservative Party, it's called the "Laughing Stock"
20.10.2023 10:42Knorr have launched a new flavour after the Conservative Party, it's called the "Laughing Stock"https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
Breaking news:- Sunak is looking at changing the winter fuel allowance, but taking it away from " better off pensioners" he's...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Breaking news:-
Sunak is looking at changing the winter fuel allowance, but taking it away from " better off pensioners" he's obviously putting his toe in the water to what reaction it gets.
Please retweet!
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I understand that the Tories are going to release a song about their time in office, it's a cover version of Bing Crosby's hit...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...I understand that the Tories are going to release a song about their time in office, it's a cover version of Bing Crosby's hit "Busy doing nothing".
19.9.2023 11:19I understand that the Tories are going to release a song about their time in office, it's a cover version of Bing Crosby's hit...https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
The wife who takes very little interest in football astounded me when she said "those women did really well in winning the cup" me...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...The wife who takes very little interest in football astounded me when she said "those women did really well in winning the cup" me thinking she meant England's women winning the European Cup until she said "I heard Marge and Tina did really well"
20.12.2022 13:43The wife who takes very little interest in football astounded me when she said "those women did really well in winning the cup" me...https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
My next door neighbour told me he's had a leak in his sink, I told him I don't judge him.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...My next door neighbour told me he's had a leak in his sink, I told him I don't judge him.
14.12.2022 16:34My next door neighbour told me he's had a leak in his sink, I told him I don't judge him.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was, she said March 1st, so I walked round the room and asked her again.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was, she said March 1st, so I walked round the room and asked her again.
13.12.2022 21:51I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was, she said March 1st, so I walked round the room and asked her again.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
@Bree1955 tried to follow you back but the system says I'm not allowed.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...@Bree1955 tried to follow you back but the system says I'm not allowed.
25.11.2022 17:54@Bree1955 tried to follow you back but the system says I'm not allowed.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you refused lol.
20.11.2022 08:41@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you...https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you refused lol.
20.11.2022 08:40@chrisdobson hi Chris, it's saying my request is pending, which I think means you have to approve me, I wouldn't blame you if you...https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
The financial storm we're told we are all in the same boat, that's bollocks, some are in luxury yachts, most of us in canoes and...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...The financial storm we're told we are all in the same boat, that's bollocks, some are in luxury yachts, most of us in canoes and loads of poor buggers are drowning, Hunt says he's thrown us a lifebuoy into the rough seas and told us to grab it if you can, but loads will go under.
19.11.2022 15:24The financial storm we're told we are all in the same boat, that's bollocks, some are in luxury yachts, most of us in canoes and...https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
@chrisdobson have you figured it out yet?
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...@chrisdobson have you figured it out yet?
19.11.2022 14:00@chrisdobson have you figured it out yet?https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
Don't fall for the myth that there's a £50bn black hole, it's based on forecasts. Like Cameron/Osborne narrative that somehow...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Don't fall for the myth that there's a £50bn black hole, it's based on forecasts. Like Cameron/Osborne narrative that somehow Labour employing too many nurses and opening too many sure start centres had caused a global financial crash.
Don't be brainwashed by the Tories!
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I spent the last three days, alone, trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...I spent the last three days, alone, trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more.
13.11.2022 08:45I spent the last three days, alone, trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
@Haggis followed
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...@Haggis followed
12.11.2022 17:30@Haggis followedhttps://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
They say you are what you eat and Hancock ate anus (ar*e), penis (cock) and vagina (cnut), well that just about sums him up.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...They say you are what you eat and Hancock ate anus (ar*e), penis (cock) and vagina (cnut), well that just about sums him up.
12.11.2022 08:58They say you are what you eat and Hancock ate anus (ar*e), penis (cock) and vagina (cnut), well that just about sums him up.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
Do we do #Follobackfriday on here?I'm anti tory, left leaning, pro European and I post rubbish jokes, have a great day.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Do we do #Follobackfriday on here?
I'm anti tory, left leaning, pro European and I post rubbish jokes, have a great day.
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A mate of mine visited our house and said I need a damp proof course, I thought to myself I haven't got time to go to college.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...A mate of mine visited our house and said I need a damp proof course, I thought to myself I haven't got time to go to college.
10.11.2022 19:37A mate of mine visited our house and said I need a damp proof course, I thought to myself I haven't got time to go to college.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
Wetherspoons to sell a further 39 pubs.Tim Martin as been quiet lately.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Wetherspoons to sell a further 39 pubs.
Tim Martin as been quiet lately.
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"I'm already hungry" Handcock said last night. Well tell that to millions of families, I'm sure they'll sympathise.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti..."I'm already hungry" Handcock said last night. Well tell that to millions of families, I'm sure they'll sympathise.
10.11.2022 13:09"I'm already hungry" Handcock said last night. Well tell that to millions of families, I'm sure they'll sympathise.https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...
Anybody see the irony of Sunak being the son of a chemist knowing the power of a prescription, since Gavin Williamson resignation, he can...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@lesmarti...Anybody see the irony of Sunak being the son of a chemist knowing the power of a prescription, since Gavin Williamson resignation, he can say "Gav-is-gone"
The power of political acid reflux.
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