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What I thought was a dead spider turned out to be spider eggs and now I got nightmares for life.Thanks spiders!

What I thought was a dead spider turned out to be spider eggs and now I got nightmares for life.

Thanks spiders!

Content warning:CanPoli/USPolWho's sorry now eh?

Content warning:CanPoli/USPol

Who's sorry now eh?

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

When you check back in on an egg to find out they're trans AF now.Good job babe!!

When you check back in on an egg to find out they're trans AF now.

Good job babe!!

What it looks like with the blacklight:

What it looks like with the blacklight:

I restringed my #bass. Yes, they are blacklight reactive.

I restringed my #bass. Yes, they are blacklight reactive.

'I was feeling down, I found a nice witch and we're friends'

'I was feeling down, I found a nice witch and we're friends'

The survey also deadnamed me. Not sure why Apply Alberta has a preferred name field at registration if everything they send me is addressed...

The survey also deadnamed me. Not sure why Apply Alberta has a preferred name field at registration if everything they send me is addressed to Mr. [Deadname] Elle*

*Not my real name

Apply Alberta (provincial post-secondary application system) just sent me a survey email claiming there was a $1,000 prize for 5 people who...

Apply Alberta (provincial post-secondary application system) just sent me a survey email claiming there was a $1,000 prize for 5 people who participate. The "contest rules" state it's $500.

This is why I don't trust ANYTHING without reading the fine print.

The dog keeps farting so I put the air purifier behind her and now it smells like pure fart and not dog fart.

The dog keeps farting so I put the air purifier behind her and now it smells like pure fart and not dog fart.

Hey! Did you know if you cut back on THC you get to do this thing called dreams?It lets you relive previous traumas while exploring your...

Hey! Did you know if you cut back on THC you get to do this thing called dreams?

It lets you relive previous traumas while exploring your grandparents house with a slightly different layout. Also something about waterfalls.......

You should try it!

Fixed the humidifier.Follow me for more mundane things.

Fixed the humidifier.

Follow me for more mundane things.

Watching the news. I guess it's been a busy news day???

Watching the news. I guess it's been a busy news day???

It's hormone-o'clock!

It's hormone-o'clock!

American friends! Consider vacationing in Canada this summer!!We got:A giant nickelSyrup (maple flavoured yum!)Monopoly money Hatred for...

American friends! Consider vacationing in Canada this summer!!

We got:
A giant nickel
Syrup (maple flavoured yum!)
Monopoly money
Hatred for Trump
Hockey hall of fame (I think, I don't do spot)
All of BC (it's really nice there!)
Legal weed
Museums everywhere
Fred
And best of all.... me! Luci!

They just fired my boss and haven't told me who my direct report is. Anyone hiring????????

They just fired my boss and haven't told me who my direct report is.

Anyone hiring????????

I have to write a paragraph about myself but I'm struggling. Here's where I'm at with brainstorming.

I have to write a paragraph about myself but I'm struggling. Here's where I'm at with brainstorming.

This toot brought to you by _putting off my course work_

This toot brought to you by _putting off my course work_

AI chatbots going to steal your girl now that LLMs are based on my twoot.site posts.#Fact

AI chatbots going to steal your girl now that LLMs are based on my twoot.site posts.

#Fact

Someone please talk me out of buying a megaphone

Someone please talk me out of buying a megaphone