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Today's ridiculously adorable #caturday content #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Today's ridiculously adorable #caturday content

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Welcome to Goblin Scritch Fridays! [sound on!]#fridaymorning #FridayFeeling #humor #humour #cat #cats #catstodon...

Welcome to Goblin Scritch Fridays! [sound on!]

#fridaymorning #FridayFeeling #humor #humour #cat #cats #catstodon
#catsofmastodon

[Description: a black cat making funny noises as its owner scritches its side]

I don't believe this person understands how dangerous this game of panther-cake is getting.#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon...

I don't believe this person understands how dangerous this game of panther-cake is getting.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #panther #bigcat #humor #humour

[Description: human putting its hand on a panther's paw and then the reverse -- at the end the panther's claws are starting to come out]

A crazy morning working on Beta Max, the sequel to Alpha Max. Still, I had lots of fun learning about mid-to-late Jurassic geography and...

A crazy morning working on Beta Max, the sequel to Alpha Max. Still, I had lots of fun learning about mid-to-late Jurassic geography and biosphere, species of dinosaurs alive then, the impossibility of time travel and what might happen when a cutting laser intersects with a Torvosaur's flesh.

The first book is available here, in case that sparks some interest:

https://geni.us/AlphaMax

#YesScienceFiction #sciencefiction #SFF #WIP #amwriting #humor #humour #writingcommunity

Have a great hump day everyone!#wednesdaythought #WednesdayMotivation #dumbpuns #puns #humor #humour

Have a great hump day everyone!

#wednesdaythought #WednesdayMotivation #dumbpuns #puns #humor #humour

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #stuartSmalley...

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #stuartSmalley #humor #humour

Get out there and vote, hosers. #election #canadianelection #canada #hoser #SCTV #secondCity #humor #humour

Get out there and vote, hosers.

#election #canadianelection #canada #hoser #SCTV #secondCity #humor #humour

“Wait, wait, what are you doing?”“I’m, you know, acting,” I said to my professor, Fred Euringer.“No, no, you should be...

“Wait, wait, what are you doing?”

“I’m, you know, acting,” I said to my professor, Fred Euringer.

“No, no, you should be thinking about what the character is feeling.”

I was playing Francisco, one of the guards in the first scene of Hamlet. He has eight lines. The longest of these was only 13 words. He doesn’t appear again in the play... He was *barely* a character. I looked at my professor, baffled.

https://markarayner.com/darkness-delights/

#essay #acting #theatre #dark #darkness #humor #humour

Another highly coordinated caturday.#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour[description: A black cat and a white cat...

Another highly coordinated caturday.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: A black cat and a white cat on a running wheel. The white cat grabs hold and falls down on top of the black cat, who then also falls off the wheel. Idiots.]

Seems legit.#Friday #fridayvibes #humor #humour #alien #aiens

Seems legit.

#Friday #fridayvibes #humor #humour #alien #aiens

Now that the teaching is done, the grading submitted, and most of my meetings are finished, I can finally deal with my scripturient...

Now that the teaching is done, the grading submitted, and most of my meetings are finished, I can finally deal with my scripturient proclivities.

#writing #amwriting #writingcommunity #etymology #obsoletewords

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~...

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." ~ Douglas Adams

Scientists Discovered Something Kinda Alarming: The Universe Shouldn't Actually Exist –Popular Mechanics

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a61816635/science-suggests-universe-shouldnt-exist/

#universe #existence #existentialism #humor #humour #parody #science

When he says "no," he means "nevermore."#IKnowItsACrow #crow #raven #corvid #corvus #humor #humour #nevermore #poe...

When he says "no," he means "nevermore."

#IKnowItsACrow #crow #raven #corvid #corvus #humor #humour #nevermore #poe #edgarallanpoe

"Creepy." ~Pillage Boice."Super-upsetting." ~Psychology Beekly"I did not care for how the scene with the gorilla...

"Creepy." ~Pillage Boice.

"Super-upsetting." ~Psychology Beekly

"I did not care for how the scene with the gorilla ended." ~New Bork Times

#YesThatsAPythonReference #humor #humour #theatre #cartoon

Happy Earth Day!#earthday #earth #earthday2025 #humor #humour #dadjokes

Happy Earth Day!

#earthday #earth #earthday2025 #humor #humour #dadjokes

I was a huge fan of the "Oh Christ" books when I was a kid. #OhChristCanYouBelieveThisBullshit #OhChristItsSeptic #humor #humour...

I was a huge fan of the "Oh Christ" books when I was a kid.

#OhChristCanYouBelieveThisBullshit #OhChristItsSeptic #humor #humour #parody #childrenslit

Easter trauma in five, four, three ... #easter #eastersunday #humor #humour #trauma #therapy

Easter trauma in five, four, three ...

#easter #eastersunday #humor #humour #trauma #therapy

"Hey Bob, I know you've just dropped acid, but could you draw us something for the Easter issue of Space Dorks...

"Hey Bob, I know you've just dropped acid, but could you draw us something for the Easter issue of Space Dorks magazine?"

#easter #eastersunday #easterbunny #spacedorks #sciencefiction #SFF #humor #humour

The hooman is humiliating me! On caturday no less!#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour

The hooman is humiliating me! On caturday no less!

#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour

Run for your lives -- here comes Peter Cottontail!#EasterBunny #easter #goodfriday #humor #humour(Art by Michael Sawa.)

Run for your lives -- here comes Peter Cottontail!

#EasterBunny #easter #goodfriday #humor #humour

(Art by Michael Sawa.)