I love the edit button. It really lets you hone a shit joke no-one cares about.
5.11.2024 21:18I love the edit button. It really lets you hone a shit joke no-one cares about.Just looked in on Bluesky and it’s pretty-much wall-to-wall UK Twitter celebrities going through the five stages of grief.
19.8.2024 23:07Just looked in on Bluesky and it’s pretty-much wall-to-wall UK Twitter celebrities going through the five stages of grief.Well I for one was not expecting the Olympic closing ceremony to have the same plot as Star Trek The Motion Picture.
11.8.2024 21:01Well I for one was not expecting the Olympic closing ceremony to have the same plot as Star Trek The Motion Picture.I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; dressage is much better accompanied by the theme tune to Steptoe &Son.
3.8.2024 13:12I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; dressage is much better accompanied by the theme tune to Steptoe &Son.If this opening ceremony doesn’t conclude with Le Pétomane farting the Olympic flame onto the top of the Eiffel Tower, I’m calling for the return of the guillotine.
26.7.2024 20:00If this opening ceremony doesn’t conclude with Le Pétomane farting the Olympic flame onto the top of the Eiffel Tower, I’m calling for...And this is her telling me to think once, think twice, think bike.
26.7.2024 17:12And this is her telling me to think once, think twice, think bike.This is my cat telling me not to play hide and seek in an abandoned fridge.
26.7.2024 17:10This is my cat telling me not to play hide and seek in an abandoned fridge.Whenever my cat meows at
me I pretend she’s giving me safety advice like Charlie the cat in the 1970s public information films. This is her telling me not to retrieve frisbees from electrical substations…
Underworld at the Piece Hall. Knickers to your Glastonbury
28.6.2024 19:02Underworld at the Piece Hall. Knickers to your GlastonburyAmazing set madebyrobots played at my party a couple of weeks ago (all his music - well worth your time): https://www.mixcloud.com/madebyrobots/stars-on-25/
29.5.2024 10:22Amazing set madebyrobots played at my party a couple of weeks ago (all his music - well worth your time):...My daughter’s just discovered how pathetic Instagram’s AI opt-out is (and is beside herself, having spent years building a community there). Anyone here know of any alternative thievery-free sites for artists?
28.5.2024 20:03My daughter’s just discovered how pathetic Instagram’s AI opt-out is (and is beside herself, having spent years building a community...It’s a beautiful Saturday, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and for some reason I decided to set up a new printer. Somebody please remove my ability to make decisions; I clearly cannot be trusted.
11.5.2024 11:29It’s a beautiful Saturday, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and for some reason I decided to set up a new printer. Somebody...My daughter is currently laughing hysterically because apparently Dragonball Z is NOT a sports anime about a fictional game where people play polo while riding around on dragons.
19.3.2024 14:11My daughter is currently laughing hysterically because apparently Dragonball Z is NOT a sports anime about a fictional game where people...I would be totally up for Paul Atreides Superstar is what I'm saying. (And clearly it would be the only version of Dune anyone would ever want or need - saving future film makers from the burden of having to keep adapting it).
13.3.2024 10:55I would be totally up for Paul Atreides Superstar is what I'm saying. (And clearly it would be the only version of Dune anyone would...I saw Dune Part 2 last night. Yes, it was epic, loud and visually stunning, but it was also too long and relentlessly po-faced. If only there were some way to tell the story of a man who is ensnared in his own destiny in a way that's efficient, fun and kinda funky... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDsNy_vxKY4
13.3.2024 10:45I saw Dune Part 2 last night. Yes, it was epic, loud and visually stunning, but it was also too long and relentlessly po-faced. If only...Just awoken from a disturbing dream in which I was being stalked by a powerful and sinister cabal who were sworn to destroy my life unless I started using Ubuntu.
10.3.2024 09:39Just awoken from a disturbing dream in which I was being stalked by a powerful and sinister cabal who were sworn to destroy my life unless I...My latest episode of So Awkward Academy features Martha, from the original series, making a guest appearance to bolster the fan-credentials of the new spin-off. Anyone who spots the Star Trek reference in the title gets 10 nanu-nanu points. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001w7yp/so-awkward-so-awkward-academy-3-reunification?seriesId=m001w2ny
4.3.2024 11:34My latest episode of So Awkward Academy features Martha, from the original series, making a guest appearance to bolster the fan-credentials...There’s nothing more likely to put you off a classic, much-loved sci-fi epic than misguidedly agreeing to star in a student theatre adaptation of it 30 years ago. And that is why I have no interest in anything any of you people say about Dune fucking 2.
Just let me forget
But did he threaten to overrule him?
https://apple.news/AzYi7LK45Slu4wOccwtFiyA
*Buys Baldur’s Gate 3
*Excitedly launches Baldur’s Gate 3
*Stares at the Baldur’s Gate 3 character creation screen in increasing bewilderment
*Watches videos about character creation in Baldur’s Gate 3
*Reads articles about character creation in Baldur’s Gate 3
*Turns off Baldur’s Gate 3
*Watches television
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