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Fun game:Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

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Fun game:

Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

22.11.2023 14:11Fun game:Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
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The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!I didn't do any of it.But I...

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The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!

I didn't do any of it.
But I certainly had the opportunity.

4.11.2023 23:16The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!I didn't do any of it.But I...
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{Road sign: 🚧 SURVEY AHEAD}Me, driving up: "Steve Harvey?!"

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{Road sign: 🚧 SURVEY AHEAD}

Me, driving up: "Steve Harvey?!"

20.7.2023 19:32{Road sign: 🚧 SURVEY AHEAD}Me, driving up: "Steve Harvey?!"
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Him: How's your day?Me: Just about to wine down. Him: You mean wind?Me: Nope

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Him: How's your day?
Me: Just about to wine down.
Him: You mean wind?
Me: Nope

12.7.2023 19:21Him: How's your day?Me: Just about to wine down. Him: You mean wind?Me: Nope
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If I was a witch, I would curse people to have to poop right after showering.

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If I was a witch, I would curse people to have to poop right after showering.

11.7.2023 13:12If I was a witch, I would curse people to have to poop right after showering.
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You can't satisfy me in bed,you're not 7 pillows.

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You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.

9.7.2023 14:29You can't satisfy me in bed,you're not 7 pillows.
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If she starts aggressively doing chores, and you're not doing anything... Beware

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If she starts aggressively doing chores, and you're not doing anything...

Beware

28.3.2023 19:53If she starts aggressively doing chores, and you're not doing anything... Beware
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I always shave my legs on NYE to make sure I start the new year with a clean slate.

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I always shave my legs on NYE to make sure I start the new year with a clean slate.

31.12.2022 15:41I always shave my legs on NYE to make sure I start the new year with a clean slate.
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Happiest birthday to my favorite @smooheed !Everyone should follow! 🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞

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Happiest birthday to my favorite @smooheed !
Everyone should follow! 🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞

26.12.2022 02:31Happiest birthday to my favorite @smooheed !Everyone should follow! 🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞🎉💞
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Hallmark Christmas movie in the streetsLifetime Christmas movie in the sheets

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Hallmark Christmas movie in the streets

Lifetime Christmas movie in the sheets

17.12.2022 17:12Hallmark Christmas movie in the streetsLifetime Christmas movie in the sheets
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The devil on my left shoulder says "bring frozen fish sticks to the office potluck"And the worse devil on my right shoulder says...

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The devil on my left shoulder says "bring frozen fish sticks to the office potluck"

And the worse devil on my right shoulder says "and then cook them in the staff lounge microwave"

15.12.2022 11:58The devil on my left shoulder says "bring frozen fish sticks to the office potluck"And the worse devil on my right shoulder says...
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Front of the Christmas tree in the streets.Back of the Christmas tree in the sheets.

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Front of the Christmas tree in the streets.
Back of the Christmas tree in the sheets.

6.12.2022 18:59Front of the Christmas tree in the streets.Back of the Christmas tree in the sheets.
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*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*

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*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*

4.12.2022 20:43*Corrects the grammar on your Christmas card and mails it back*
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*steps on scale after Thanksgiving*{Tiger King voice}"I will never fully recover from this"

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*steps on scale after Thanksgiving*

{Tiger King voice}
"I will never fully recover from this"

25.11.2022 01:05*steps on scale after Thanksgiving*{Tiger King voice}"I will never fully recover from this"
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Fun game:Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon"How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

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Fun game:
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon
"How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

22.11.2022 16:22Fun game:Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon"How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
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@heatinblack hiiii

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@heatinblack hiiii

12.11.2022 23:15@heatinblack hiiii
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Fixes all the typos in my tweets and posts them here.

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Fixes all the typos in my tweets and posts them here.

12.11.2022 20:02Fixes all the typos in my tweets and posts them here.
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If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.

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If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.

12.11.2022 04:14If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
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