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Something I've just realised about #AII only need worry about it when it fully understands UK sarcasm. The meeting notes I've just...

Something I've just realised about #AI

I only need worry about it when it fully understands UK sarcasm.
The meeting notes I've just read were all taken as serious points when they were anything but.

We're fine, people. We're fine.

Sometimes I'm astonished at what my brain serves up as the next word I need in a sentence.Completely fluked the word "lauern"...

Sometimes I'm astonished at what my brain serves up as the next word I need in a sentence.

Completely fluked the word "lauern" in a German sentence to describe Putin sitting in the middle of a spider's web.
Googled the meaning: it was the fucking perfect word.

#Language #BrainPower

The first law of Fluid Dynamics:If you walk too quickly, you WILL spill your drink.#FluidDynamics

The first law of Fluid Dynamics:

If you walk too quickly, you WILL spill your drink.

#FluidDynamics

I don't grumble about #Politics (#UKPol) much, but I am getting increasingly frustrated with the UK stance of "meh, let's...

I don't grumble about #Politics (#UKPol) much, but I am getting increasingly frustrated with the UK stance of "meh, let's invite #Trump over and have a chat" rather than saying "It's time to distance ourselves from America".

Sure, the Brits decided to leave the #EU (and I wasn't in that 52%) but I'm certain the EU would be happy to have us back in some capacity so we're all stronger against this childish orange idiot.

Also, if movies and TV are too be believed, the US seems to have only two types of cop.Those who are working against the corrupt system and...

Also, if movies and TV are too be believed, the US seems to have only two types of cop.

Those who are working against the corrupt system and those who are supporting the corrupt system.

Like, where are those cops who just do their jobs and don't get involved?

You know, speaking as someone who has been through the UK education system and wore a school uniform for five years, I still find it odd...

You know, speaking as someone who has been through the UK education system and wore a school uniform for five years, I still find it odd when watching movies and grown-ass adults can't tie a tie.

And then I wore the Windsor Knot at work too. Stylish and balanced

#BBC #Radio3 is genuinely superb background radio when working. But are there /really/ people out there who like #PipeOrgan music?It's...

#BBC #Radio3 is genuinely superb background radio when working.

But are there /really/ people out there who like #PipeOrgan music?
It's nigh impossible to discern notes like you can with a piano. And when the music gets to a crescendo, it's just noise.

"That guy is like a dog with a bone. If there's something there, he'll dig it up"Umm, surely you mean he'll bury...

"That guy is like a dog with a bone. If there's something there, he'll dig it up"

Umm, surely you mean he'll bury it.

#ShitPeopleSay

🦊#FoxiMax #966 2/8https://foximax.com/🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩Can't remember the last time I guessed it with two...

🦊#FoxiMax #966 2/8
https://foximax.com/

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Can't remember the last time I guessed it with two words

So the car that's caused me money problems this year... Has just been bumped. FMLIt's fine, minor scratch, but: come on!

So the car that's caused me money problems this year... Has just been bumped.

FML

It's fine, minor scratch, but: come on!

Jeepers.My "boy" turns 21 today.Can't say "boy" or "teen" anymore. "Tween" just feels wrong, so...

Jeepers.
My "boy" turns 21 today.

Can't say "boy" or "teen" anymore. "Tween" just feels wrong, so "man"?

I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does... But when the people in the movie are moving around at night stealthily they seem to always...

I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does...

But when the people in the movie are moving around at night stealthily they seem to always forget that sound travels much further at night so doors, whispering etc. WILL be heard.
Especially shouting "clear!"

I mean, my sense of taste is still borked, so... I guess.

I mean, my sense of taste is still borked, so... I guess.

I bought some prosecco mixers.Guess what. They're just as nice with #gin

I bought some prosecco mixers.
Guess what. They're just as nice with #gin

#BlackMirror has always hard dark undertones, but my goodness - this new season... Oof

#BlackMirror has always hard dark undertones, but my goodness - this new season...
Oof

Wife and I have been looking into getting an #EVTest driven a few to get some ideas, but it seems that the "schnick-schnack"...

Wife and I have been looking into getting an #EV
Test driven a few to get some ideas, but it seems that the "schnick-schnack" (wife's term) in the cars doesn't matter because our current car is old enough that it has Bluetooth and not much more.

So far:
#BYD Dolphin
#VW id3

So, I thought my sense of taste and smell was slowly returning. Until I stuck my nose in some leftovers and was about to eat them when my...

So, I thought my sense of taste and smell was slowly returning.

Until I stuck my nose in some leftovers and was about to eat them when my wife asked what the awful smell was.

She nearly puked when she smelled them!

Crikey.

Watching some American TV show and one actor just managed to make "caused" rhyme with "cost".That's a thick accent.

Watching some American TV show and one actor just managed to make "caused" rhyme with "cost".

That's a thick accent.

Sure, this happens in other languages too, but #English can be funFrom explore to explode in one typo.

Sure, this happens in other languages too, but #English can be fun

From explore to explode in one typo.

Does "insurance" imply the existence of "unsurance", "exsurance", "outsurance"?Or simply...

Does "insurance" imply the existence of "unsurance", "exsurance", "outsurance"?

Or simply "surance" is the antonym 🤔