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Requesting extenuating circumstances at university is like pulling teeth, but then you have to detail the ins and outs of your mental health...

Requesting extenuating circumstances at university is like pulling teeth, but then you have to detail the ins and outs of your mental health issues to the teeth.

Under the new bill, it’s now a cybercrime to disagree with me.

Under the new bill, it’s now a cybercrime to disagree with me.

Average dude, taking a dick pic like

Average dude, taking a dick pic like

Productivity Tip: write items on your to do list you’ve already done, just for the rush of crossing them off #productivity

Productivity Tip: write items on your to do list you’ve already done, just for the rush of crossing them off #productivity

I mean, how hard can it be?

I mean, how hard can it be?

Me: I have a deadline coming up, I should really focus on this work….My brain:

Me: I have a deadline coming up, I should really focus on this work….

My brain:

Me, pouring a bowl of branfakes for breakfast: I’m so based and bran-pilled

Me, pouring a bowl of branfakes for breakfast: I’m so based and bran-pilled

The cyber truck being massive makes it so much worse. Imagine if it was the size of like a Fiat 500.

The cyber truck being massive makes it so much worse. Imagine if it was the size of like a Fiat 500.

Pals, please suggest some cool accounts to follow (only cool accounts) so my feed is a constant stream of unending content. Shitposters...

Pals, please suggest some cool accounts to follow (only cool accounts) so my feed is a constant stream of unending content.

Shitposters mostly, but I got the adhds so potentially anyone who posts interesting stuff and doesn’t post essays on the regular (I cannot read).

I’m trying to stay off of twitter for a while, so it’s up to you to be an unrelenting hose of content pointed directly into my face.

I’m trying to stay off of twitter for a while, so it’s up to you to be an unrelenting hose of content pointed directly into my face.

Mid 19th century French shitposters be like “Who wants they Claude Debussy ate???”

Mid 19th century French shitposters be like “Who wants they Claude Debussy ate???”

“Here you go son, a nice glass of boiling water straight from the kettle”

“Here you go son, a nice glass of boiling water straight from the kettle”

Wild this is how they’ve chosen to advertise this kettle.

Wild this is how they’ve chosen to advertise this kettle.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”At least one person on the website Mastodon dot com “are you seriously saying you let a chicken...

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

At least one person on the website Mastodon dot com “are you seriously saying you let a chicken cross the road??”

Can’t have a welcoming environment for women unless I, a man, question their every motive and joke.

Can’t have a welcoming environment for women unless I, a man, question their every motive and joke.

Going to interrogate every woman on Masto to see what they personally have done to advance and assist women onto the fedi.

Going to interrogate every woman on Masto to see what they personally have done to advance and assist women onto the fedi.

Logging into masto like

Logging into masto like

Posting an unshortened URL should get you sent directly to The Hague

Posting an unshortened URL should get you sent directly to The Hague

Nice Guy? No no no, I’m an Ice Guy (I have ice)

Nice Guy? No no no, I’m an Ice Guy (I have ice)

In the song “Take It Off” Kesha sings “there’s a place I know, if you’re looking for a show, where they go hardcore and there’s...

In the song “Take It Off” Kesha sings “there’s a place I know, if you’re looking for a show, where they go hardcore and there’s glitter on the floor” and it does indeed sound like they’ve gone hardcore.