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hello mastodon i'm going to try using this again i guess

hello mastodon i'm going to try using this again i guess

idc what your platform, if you send me an email asking me to donate to your campaign so you don't miss an arbitrary goal you set with no...

idc what your platform, if you send me an email asking me to donate to your campaign so you don't miss an arbitrary goal you set with no clear organizing need defined, especially if the motivating emotion is guilt, worry, or fear purely about missing a fundraising goal,

over the holiday visiting family I learned cooking homemade pasta is considered a very impressive level of cooking skill despite like many...

over the holiday visiting family I learned cooking homemade pasta is considered a very impressive level of cooking skill despite like many pastas being not all that difficult or time consuming to make

which makes me wonder, what food best optimizes the relationship between level of impressive cooking being high as possible and the skill/time being as low as possible

truly, how the hell does anyone in December 2022 go around masking without a mask over their nose thinking they're doing it right

truly, how the hell does anyone in December 2022 go around masking without a mask over their nose thinking they're doing it right

So another Twitter feature seems disappeared? Browser version is not showing any option to save drafts

So another Twitter feature seems disappeared? Browser version is not showing any option to save drafts

very smart people on Twitter: nobody will use Mastodon its too complicatedjoining Twitter in 2011: so I text 160 characters to the number...

very smart people on Twitter: nobody will use Mastodon its too complicated

joining Twitter in 2011: so I text 160 characters to the number 40404 and it posts on a website? and it texts me other people's posts on the website? and if i like someone's post I repost what they said but say RT first? and if i

everytime i eat beans it's the worst because then I have to start thinking of things to post on Mastodon 😤

everytime i eat beans it's the worst because then I have to start thinking of things to post on Mastodon 😤

boost if you agree

boost if you agree

like imagine being so hung up on your son's hair that while on son calls the other to share news about a SIL pregnancy you're in the...

like imagine being so hung up on your son's hair that while on son calls the other to share news about a SIL pregnancy you're in the background saying "ask him if he cut his hair yet"

like they've been generally loving and supportive about the overall idea of me being bi but like get very stuck on little things like...

like they've been generally loving and supportive about the overall idea of me being bi but like get very stuck on little things like this and fail to listen when I repeatedly make clear their opinion on something is neither welcome nor appreciated and it increasingly is makes me enjoy spending time less with them every time they ignore that completely

sister in law on FaceTime: I love your hair it's so curlymother doing body language she thinks I can't see: *makes clear she...

sister in law on FaceTime: I love your hair it's so curly

mother doing body language she thinks I can't see: *makes clear she disagrees and hates my hair*

me: hey mom could you like ever see me and not make a comment about my hair

mother: I didn't say anything

me: ...

mother: I just think it hides your face

love visiting family it's cool to be critiqued for how I choose to be and live as if it's just friendly advice rooted in love not homophobia & gender norms

Mastodon is better than Twitter bc if you're caught staring at your phone while with a group of people expecting you to socialize who...

Mastodon is better than Twitter bc if you're caught staring at your phone while with a group of people expecting you to socialize who then are about to make a comment about how you tweet nonstop instead you can look sheepish and say "sorry I tooted"

also this platform doesn't constantly recommend posts from white nationalists I don't follow

messed up that @jortsthecat joined Mastodon.social not jorts.horse 😔

messed up that @jortsthecat joined Mastodon.social not jorts.horse 😔

when the doj break's up ticketmaster into 2 companies i'm gonna use taylor's version

when the doj break's up ticketmaster into 2 companies i'm gonna use taylor's version

I hate being lactose intolerant at family functions like I will be constantly asked to just eat dairy despite years of me explaining I...

I hate being lactose intolerant at family functions like I will be constantly asked to just eat dairy despite years of me explaining I don't do exceptions because I don't like feeling absolutely horrible for days afterward

A take I will not be committing to: Mastodon is the litmus test for whether someone is willing to learn a new board game their friend is...

A take I will not be committing to: Mastodon is the litmus test for whether someone is willing to learn a new board game their friend is excited about kinda person or the ugh no it's too complicated and starts making fun of you kinda person

I can't wait til Twitter dies im so over a level of discourse being forced upon me constantly that's like oh people choosing to use...

I can't wait til Twitter dies im so over a level of discourse being forced upon me constantly that's like oh people choosing to use a different website than Twitter is explicitly now platforming and promoting white nationalists is actually white flight

Support the strike:🔹 Donate to strike fund: http://cwa.org/ppg-donate🔹Boycott the @PittsburghPG during the strike🔹Send a solidarity...

Support the strike:

🔹 Donate to strike fund: http://cwa.org/ppg-donate
🔹Boycott the
@PittsburghPG
during the strike
🔹Send a solidarity message to strikers: https://cwa.org/ppg

john block: illegally declares an impasse in contact negotiations 2 years ago & unilaterally changed working conditions Pittsburgh PG...

john block: illegally declares an impasse in contact negotiations 2 years ago & unilaterally changed working conditions

Pittsburgh PG workers: *strike after trying to bargain for 2 more years*

John Block: *cuts off workers healthcare, goes to get married*

Pittsburgh: congRATS

Mastodon is where you go for dumb jokesTwitter is where you go to hear the latest rantings of billionaire apartheid profiteer Elon Musk or...

Mastodon is where you go for dumb jokes

Twitter is where you go to hear the latest rantings of billionaire apartheid profiteer Elon Musk or to make fun of him with others

Instagram is where you go to see tik tok from 3 weeks ago

Facebook is where you go to manage social media pages you're required to for work on a completely broken and fragmented and constantly changing but never getting fixed interface

LinkedIn is where you go to look up whether a politician's donors are union busters