mattymedlyn - Network

Jesus died for arse-ins.Thank you Jesus.

Jesus died for arse-ins.

Thank you Jesus.

I could have done with every shop not being closed today (or at least have updated opening times on Google Maps)

I could have done with every shop not being closed today (or at least have updated opening times on Google Maps)

There is little more satisfying in life than a trip to the recycling centre with a full car

There is little more satisfying in life than a trip to the recycling centre with a full car

Killy is hiding I have no idea where she is

Killy is hiding I have no idea where she is

Do my usual late night listening to random playlists, and I've stumbled across Japanese Mel & Kim.

Do my usual late night listening to random playlists, and I've stumbled across Japanese Mel & Kim.

Saturday night bath club

Saturday night bath club

Currently sick as a dog. If I don't make it through the weekend you can have my stuff.

Currently sick as a dog. If I don't make it through the weekend you can have my stuff.

OOFT. Sinners is very very good.

OOFT. Sinners is very very good.

And once I've explained width fittings they suggest a 13 in normal width, which would a) make me look like a clown and b) they don't...

And once I've explained width fittings they suggest a 13 in normal width, which would a) make me look like a clown and b) they don't stock anyway

I go into a shop and ask the usual "do you have anything in a 4E or even better 6E width fitting, size 11?" and the sales...

I go into a shop and ask the usual "do you have anything in a 4E or even better 6E width fitting, size 11?" and the sales assistant looks at me like I'm from fucking Mars

Attempt #????? of trying to find shoes that fit me for this damned wedding next month.

Attempt #????? of trying to find shoes that fit me for this damned wedding next month.

I won a hat in work today

I won a hat in work today

6:30 morning train to London. Do not want.

6:30 morning train to London. Do not want.

Went to buy a suit for a beach wedding next month, the tailor took one look at me and said "right 40 chest 32 waist, will have to alter...

Went to buy a suit for a beach wedding next month, the tailor took one look at me and said "right 40 chest 32 waist, will have to alter the calves" and daaaamn he's good.

LGBT stands for Let's Go Buy Tickets

LGBT stands for Let's Go Buy Tickets

It's muggy as balls out

It's muggy as balls out

Last jaunt to London for a month, then we're seeing Jane Krakowski do SONDHEIM

Last jaunt to London for a month, then we're seeing Jane Krakowski do SONDHEIM

Seeing the London production of Much Ado, and bloody hell it's fantastic.This is what happens when you cast people who were...

Seeing the London production of Much Ado, and bloody hell it's fantastic.

This is what happens when you cast people who were Shakespearean actors before they were Celebrities, rather than the other way around.

The weekly "Matt is on a train and tries to discover new music he likes". Recommendations pls ☺️

The weekly "Matt is on a train and tries to discover new music he likes". Recommendations pls ☺️

I don't think I've ever been as proud of anything in my entire life. My mouth was not built to speak Korean

I don't think I've ever been as proud of anything in my entire life. My mouth was not built to speak Korean