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Apart from repeating the "let them eat cake" line, which any QI viewers knows was a joke well before Marie Antoinette was attached...

Apart from repeating the "let them eat cake" line, which any QI viewers knows was a joke well before Marie Antoinette was attached to it, spot on.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360850245/verity-johnson-christopher-luxon-modern-day-marie-antoinette

Actually kudos to King Charles for not using a Goon show voice.

Actually kudos to King Charles for not using a Goon show voice.

Was that Boris I just saw? Why hasn't sword lady done the right thing?

Was that Boris I just saw? Why hasn't sword lady done the right thing?

So I'm imagining the coronation sped up with the Benny Hill theme, can I expect the metropolitan police to come for me?

So I'm imagining the coronation sped up with the Benny Hill theme, can I expect the metropolitan police to come for me?

#ASongOrMovieForLookingStrangers in the nightExchanging glasses

#ASongOrMovieForLooking
Strangers in the night
Exchanging glasses

Couldn't resist on this special day...

Couldn't resist on this special day...

#RejectedAlbumTitlesThe Queen is not pining! She's passed on! This monarch is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone...

#RejectedAlbumTitles
The Queen is not pining! She's passed on! This monarch is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker! If you hadn't nailed her to the throne she'd be pushing up the daisies! THIS IS AN EX-QUEEN!!

#RejectedAlbumTitlesSgt Capsicum's...

#RejectedAlbumTitles
Sgt Capsicum's...

I also got Torquemada's book of crosswords. Going back to the motherlode...

I also got Torquemada's book of crosswords. Going back to the motherlode...

I've just bought Cain's Jawbone by @LSterneTrust at @unbounders. Buy your copy: ...

I've just bought Cain's Jawbone by @LSterneTrust at @unbounders. Buy your copy: https://unbound.com/books/cains-jawbone-paperback/promoters/343315/accept

"The number of artificial objects circling the globe is set to skyrocket"...however the number of bad puns by journalists remains...

"The number of artificial objects circling the globe is set to skyrocket"

...however the number of bad puns by journalists remains steady...
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/wellington/131945274/are-satellites-and-space-junk-ruining-our-night-skies

Ok #atheists if the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real, explain this!...

Ok #atheists if the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real, explain this! https://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/300871207/hundreds-of-pounds-of-pasta-mysteriously-appear-in-woods-in-us

#NowWatching Everything Everywhere All at Once

#NowWatching Everything Everywhere All at Once

Cancer Water: The nitrate contamination of rural water supplies in Aotea... https://youtu.be/BuOC2ewGTpY via @YouTube - Steve Abel and...

Cancer Water: The nitrate contamination of rural water supplies in Aotea... https://youtu.be/BuOC2ewGTpY via @YouTube - Steve Abel and Greenpeace

. The irony of having this next to an article about the"nightmare" of climate emergency protests seems to have escaped @NZStuff...

. The irony of having this next to an article about the"nightmare" of climate emergency protests seems to have escaped @NZStuff https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/131955331/state-highway-2-between-wairoa-and-napier-to-finally-reopen-after-cyclone

Nothing like the nightmare we're already suffering due to the climate emergency....

Nothing like the nightmare we're already suffering due to the climate emergency. https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/wellington/131955434/wellington-commuter-nightmare--climate-protesters-strike-again

#ASongOrMovieForForceAnything by The Police (sorry!)

#ASongOrMovieForForce
Anything by The Police (sorry!)

"Accuses" ? As though it's somehow illegal, immoral or otherwise wrong? As opposed to shooting missiles at civilians, which is...

"Accuses" ? As though it's somehow illegal, immoral or otherwise wrong? As opposed to shooting missiles at civilians, which is ok??? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/03/russia-accuses-ukraine-of-trying-to-kill-vladimir-putin-with-kremlin-drone-strike?CMP=share_btn_tw

#ASongOrMovieForTheSunSet the controls for the heart of the gutter press.

#ASongOrMovieForTheSun
Set the controls for the heart of the gutter press.

Apparently his real name was Christopher Luxon. https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/300866789/police-nab-fake-boris-johnson-after-car-crash

Apparently his real name was Christopher Luxon. https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/300866789/police-nab-fake-boris-johnson-after-car-crash