Apart from repeating the "let them eat cake" line, which any QI viewers knows was a joke well before Marie Antoinette was attached to it, spot on.
12.10.2025 19:03Apart from repeating the "let them eat cake" line, which any QI viewers knows was a joke well before Marie Antoinette was attached...Actually kudos to King Charles for not using a Goon show voice.
6.5.2023 13:33Actually kudos to King Charles for not using a Goon show voice.Was that Boris I just saw? Why hasn't sword lady done the right thing?
6.5.2023 13:33Was that Boris I just saw? Why hasn't sword lady done the right thing?So I'm imagining the coronation sped up with the Benny Hill theme, can I expect the metropolitan police to come for me?
6.5.2023 10:24So I'm imagining the coronation sped up with the Benny Hill theme, can I expect the metropolitan police to come for me?#ASongOrMovieForLooking
Strangers in the night
Exchanging glasses
Couldn't resist on this special day...
6.5.2023 04:15Couldn't resist on this special day...#RejectedAlbumTitles
The Queen is not pining! She's passed on! This monarch is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker! If you hadn't nailed her to the throne she'd be pushing up the daisies! THIS IS AN EX-QUEEN!!
#RejectedAlbumTitles
Sgt Capsicum's...
I also got Torquemada's book of crosswords. Going back to the motherlode...
5.5.2023 22:18I also got Torquemada's book of crosswords. Going back to the motherlode...I've just bought Cain's Jawbone by @LSterneTrust at @unbounders. Buy your copy: https://unbound.com/books/cains-jawbone-paperback/promoters/343315/accept
5.5.2023 22:03I've just bought Cain's Jawbone by @LSterneTrust at @unbounders. Buy your copy: ..."The number of artificial objects circling the globe is set to skyrocket"
...however the number of bad puns by journalists remains steady...
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/wellington/131945274/are-satellites-and-space-junk-ruining-our-night-skies
Ok #atheists if the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real, explain this! https://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/300871207/hundreds-of-pounds-of-pasta-mysteriously-appear-in-woods-in-us
5.5.2023 21:01Ok #atheists if the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real, explain this!...#NowWatching Everything Everywhere All at Once
5.5.2023 10:43#NowWatching Everything Everywhere All at OnceCancer Water: The nitrate contamination of rural water supplies in Aotea... https://youtu.be/BuOC2ewGTpY via @YouTube - Steve Abel and Greenpeace
5.5.2023 07:58Cancer Water: The nitrate contamination of rural water supplies in Aotea... https://youtu.be/BuOC2ewGTpY via @YouTube - Steve Abel and.... The irony of having this next to an article about the"nightmare" of climate emergency protests seems to have escaped @NZStuff https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/131955331/state-highway-2-between-wairoa-and-napier-to-finally-reopen-after-cyclone
4.5.2023 21:25. The irony of having this next to an article about the"nightmare" of climate emergency protests seems to have escaped @NZStuff...Nothing like the nightmare we're already suffering due to the climate emergency. https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/wellington/131955434/wellington-commuter-nightmare--climate-protesters-strike-again
4.5.2023 20:55Nothing like the nightmare we're already suffering due to the climate emergency....#ASongOrMovieForForce
Anything by The Police (sorry!)
"Accuses" ? As though it's somehow illegal, immoral or otherwise wrong? As opposed to shooting missiles at civilians, which is ok??? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/03/russia-accuses-ukraine-of-trying-to-kill-vladimir-putin-with-kremlin-drone-strike?CMP=share_btn_tw
3.5.2023 21:27"Accuses" ? As though it's somehow illegal, immoral or otherwise wrong? As opposed to shooting missiles at civilians, which is...#ASongOrMovieForTheSun
Set the controls for the heart of the gutter press.
Apparently his real name was Christopher Luxon. https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/300866789/police-nab-fake-boris-johnson-after-car-crash
1.5.2023 21:36Apparently his real name was Christopher Luxon. https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/300866789/police-nab-fake-boris-johnson-after-car-crash