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Why do I watch GB News?-I invest in their hedge fund!-Dan Wooden exudes cock but not bull-Sophie Conkers brings moist spittle &...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...Why do I watch GB News?
-I invest in their hedge fund!
-Dan Wooden exudes cock but not bull
-Sophie Conkers brings moist spittle & bikinis
-Andrew Pierce smears us with his lubricants & oils
-Carol Malone has tight crevices
-And Eamonn Holes is full of fungus & chaff.
I ❤️them!
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They say today’s youth do not like The Tories.Well isn’t it funny that heavy metal singer Boy George, a youth idol, was voted off...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...They say today’s youth do not like The Tories.
Well isn’t it funny that heavy metal singer Boy George, a youth idol, was voted off #ImaCeleb whilst brave Matt Hancock remained.
It just proves that working class youngsters prefer national heroes like Matt to pampered rock stars.😌
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One of the MANY benefits of #Brexit has been our sporting success.Our Brexit Pride inspired The Lionesses to win the Ladies World...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...One of the MANY benefits of #Brexit has been our sporting success.
Our Brexit Pride inspired The Lionesses to win the Ladies World Cup.
Inspired our cricketers to win the T20World Cup.
And when Jeff Grealish scored in The Soccer #WorldCup yesterday,I thought ‘Here we go again!’😊
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He had no glovesNo scarfNo vestProbably no socks (yuk😬)Yet Rishi Sunak laughed at the cold!Tough but gentle like the down of a gooseOur...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...He had no gloves
No scarf
No vest
Probably no socks (yuk😬)
Yet Rishi Sunak laughed at the cold!
Tough but gentle like the down of a goose
Our PM was bursting with spunk
Rishi met Zelenskyy today
And unsurprisingly Rishi came across as the braver man.💪
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So brave Matt Hancock NOT voted off #ImACeleb Why?1.The nation loves him & knows he saved millions of lives during the pandemic.2.The...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...So brave Matt Hancock NOT voted off #ImACeleb
Why?
1.The nation loves him & knows he saved millions of lives during the pandemic.
2.The working class who watch this type of programme love him & The Conservatives.
3.He FELL IN LOVE. Get over it you Marxists, everyone else has!😘
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Is it #RIPTwitter? Seems this Eric Tusk chap is likely to destroy Twitter.In my day we TALKED to each other rather than tweep.We wrote...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...Is it #RIPTwitter?
Seems this Eric Tusk chap is likely to destroy Twitter.
In my day we TALKED to each other rather than tweep.
We wrote letters, sent poetry & got married.
It was all so civil and lovely.
Twitter seems to be full of immoral, tofu stained leftists.
Maybe it deserves to go!👋
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I don’t mix with many Northern working class people but I hear most of them are very decent.Lee Anderson MP proved this at #PMQs...
https://mastodonapp.uk/@MichaelT...I don’t mix with many Northern working class people but I hear most of them are very decent.
Lee Anderson MP proved this at #PMQs today.
This lovely & caring man bravely stood up & denounced the bullying of poor Suella Braverman.
Lee you spoke for us all
❤️
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