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May your stockings get stuffed and your candles get lit during this holiday season.

May your stockings get stuffed and your candles get lit during this holiday season.

I’m learning the Mastodon Terminology pretty quickly. Here are some terms I’d like to see used: Blastodon- fire-hosing boostsChastodon-...

I’m learning the Mastodon Terminology pretty quickly. Here are some terms I’d like to see used:

Blastodon- fire-hosing boosts

Chastodon- empty post line

Iconoclastodon- joins only to tout the other site

Fastodon- logs on infrequently

Lastodon- final friend to migrate

Nastodon- NSFW

Kill them with kindness. If that doesn’t work, an icicle will leave no evidence.

Kill them with kindness.
If that doesn’t work,
an icicle will leave no evidence.

Day 3, and still no Mastodon Commemorative Tusk. The elusive John Mastodon has still yet to appear and I’m beginning to think I’ve been...

Day 3, and still no Mastodon Commemorative Tusk.

The elusive John Mastodon has still yet to appear and I’m beginning to think I’ve been duped.

However, everyone is super nice and I see there’s Bacon Popsicles.

Me and my family?Yes, I am Miss Direction. My sister is Miss Representation. My mom is Miss Leading. My grams was Miss Guided. Her mom was...

Me and my family?
Yes, I am Miss Direction.
My sister is Miss Representation.
My mom is Miss Leading.
My grams was Miss Guided.
Her mom was Miss Conception.

My daughter is Miss Hap.

Gosh, everyone has been so nice and welcoming. Thank you all so much!!!I still haven’t received my Mastodon Commemorative Tusks, so I’ll...

Gosh, everyone has been so nice and welcoming. Thank you all so much!!!

I still haven’t received my Mastodon Commemorative Tusks, so I’ll need to speak to the manager. Where’s John Mastodon?

Mother is the necessity of InventionThey don’t tell you about Invention’s Derelict Father, who only showed up after that sweet patent...

Mother is the necessity of Invention

They don’t tell you about Invention’s Derelict Father, who only showed up after that sweet patent money started rolling in.

Hi everyone! I’m new here. John Mastodon said to tell you he sent me. #introduction

Hi everyone! I’m new here.
John Mastodon said to tell you he sent me.

#introduction

Where are the Mastodon commemorative tusks? I was told that would be my free gift if I joined now.

Where are the Mastodon commemorative tusks?

I was told that would be my free gift if I joined now.

You have now arrived at the Winter of your discontent. Please gather all your belongings as you exit the vehicle.

You have now arrived at the Winter of your discontent. Please gather all your belongings as you exit the vehicle.

My posts may be in print, but my thoughts are in cursive.

My posts may be in print, but my thoughts are in cursive.

Contrary to popular belief, Video did not kill the radio star. It was Mr. White,In the parlor,With a candlestick.

Contrary to popular belief,
Video did not kill the radio star.

It was Mr. White,
In the parlor,
With a candlestick.

Ain't no party like a Mastodon Party!!!

Ain't no party like a Mastodon Party!!!

I cast my barbaric yawp into the void!!!!

I cast my barbaric yawp into the void!!!!