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🎄🎄Advent(ure) day 2 🎄🎄And we are taking a moment to remember the unsuccessful ‘smile like you mean it’ customer service...

🎄🎄Advent(ure) day 2 🎄🎄

And we are taking a moment to remember the unsuccessful ‘smile like you mean it’ customer service campaign.

No zygotic smiles were achieved.
#Museums #Christmas #Advent

🎄🎄🎄Ho Ho Ho🎄🎄🎄As we prepare for #Christmas each day MOfP will be opening another door in the #MuseumAdventCalendar !What...

🎄🎄🎄Ho Ho Ho🎄🎄🎄

As we prepare for #Christmas each day MOfP will be opening another door in the #MuseumAdventCalendar !

What will we reveal? You’ll all just have to be good if you want to find out.

#FestiveFear
What has #Geoff got planned?

#Day30 and it’s #WhyMuseum30 ?It could be the fixed term contracts?Possibly the love of ambiguous situations and random acts of...

#Day30 and it’s #WhyMuseum30 ?

It could be the fixed term contracts?
Possibly the love of ambiguous situations and random acts of management?
Maybe the ridiculous vanity projects that get delivered.

But mostly it’s the typos and the mugs #Museums

For #day29 of #Museum30 the topic is #Storytelling - have you seen our ethics committee minutes?#Museums

For #day29 of #Museum30 the topic is #Storytelling - have you seen our ethics committee minutes?
#Museums

#Day28 of #Museum30 is about #WallsOur amazing new capital project (which is sucking all the time and money from everything else), includes...

#Day28 of #Museum30 is about #Walls

Our amazing new capital project (which is sucking all the time and money from everything else), includes designs for great walls. It’s the one element our architects were clear on. #Museums

#Day27 of #Museum30 and it’s #PlanWe work in a museum!Hahahahahahahhaha.Brilliant. Love the optimism

#Day27 of #Museum30 and it’s #Plan

We work in a museum!
Hahahahahahahhaha.
Brilliant. Love the optimism

#colleague today for #Museum30 and Geoff is always grateful for the ongoing support of the Catering (pork scratchings) sub committee and...

#colleague today for #Museum30 and Geoff is always grateful for the ongoing support of the Catering (pork scratchings) sub committee and @RayGray_Snacks

** Visitor announcement **We admit.It was a mistake.We’ve gathered up as much as we can and it will be available at the cloakroom for...

** Visitor announcement **

We admit.
It was a mistake.

We’ve gathered up as much as we can and it will be available at the cloakroom for anyone affected to collect tomorrow.

We are grateful for your patience.
#Museums

#MuseumShopSunday is a great thing. Get out and support real #Museums through their #ShopsWe also have a shop, because we are basically...

#MuseumShopSunday is a great thing. Get out and support real #Museums through their #Shops

We also have a shop, because we are basically slowly becoming real.

WE DON’T SELL THE POSTCARD THE TRUSTEE WANTS

https://museum-of-forward-planning.myspreadshop.co.uk/

#Museum30 #Day3789 and it’s #candle Previously we didn’t allow candles for good conservation reasons and because of all the fires.But...

#Museum30 #Day3789 and it’s #candle

Previously we didn’t allow candles for good conservation reasons and because of all the fires.

But now, as fuel costs rise, do bring a candle on your visit to light the way and keep you warm. #HeatingDueToGoOnInMarch

Black Friday As Geoff continues to use the #Museum sociable media platform to support his new life-coach business.Also, postcards are...

Black Friday
As Geoff continues to use the #Museum sociable media platform to support his new life-coach business.

Also, postcards are reduced.
#BlackFriday

Despite being there alongside us ‘all the way’ and ‘in spirit’ or ‘cheering us from the sidelines’ many of our supportive...

Despite being there alongside us ‘all the way’ and ‘in spirit’ or ‘cheering us from the sidelines’ many of our supportive colleagues have only been seen #Onscreen since early 2020 #Museum30 #Day24

#Museum30 - today is #collage so Geoff made a collage using the most popular words here at MOfP#Museums

#Museum30 - today is #collage so Geoff made a collage using the most popular words here at MOfP

#Museums

#Museum30 and today the prompt is #Orange It’s taken some time to adapt but the whole Audit Committee here at MOfP have been pleased with...

#Museum30 and today the prompt is #Orange

It’s taken some time to adapt but the whole Audit Committee here at MOfP have been pleased with the new shade of Orange we’ve chosen for the Risk Register.

We all sleep easier now it’s not covered in that negative red. #Museums

#Museum30 is all about #View and we have #Views so many #Views In Geoff’s #view a lot of things need changing around here!There’s...

#Museum30 is all about #View and we have #Views so many #Views

In Geoff’s #view a lot of things need changing around here!

There’s [redacted] for a start who is a total [redacted]. The [redacted] which was the most [redacted] stupid [redacted] to date and that’s a high bar

Turns out Geoff has had a hiding place behind these faux #Bookshelves for years, he would have got away with it if it wasn’t for some...

Turns out Geoff has had a hiding place behind these faux #Bookshelves for years, he would have got away with it if it wasn’t for some pesky kids #Museum30 #museums

Our new approach to #Collections is the #CollectionsCarousel - we promise to get 100% of our collection on display**Finally our merger of...

Our new approach to #Collections is the #CollectionsCarousel - we promise to get 100% of our collection on display**

Finally our merger of curatorial and maintenance has paid off!

**it may take several hours for the item you are waiting for to appear.

If you never followed us at the old place - do check out our website for more #MuseumMadness www.MOfP.co.uk

If you never followed us at the old place - do check out our website for more #MuseumMadness

www.MOfP.co.uk

Light-Club FAQ’s🎄will it go ahead if it rains?🎄will it go ahead if it snows?YES. Of course it bloody will.🎄will it be a bit shit...

Light-Club FAQ’s

🎄will it go ahead if it rains?
🎄will it go ahead if it snows?

YES. Of course it bloody will.

🎄will it be a bit shit compared with Kew Gardens light trail?

YES. It’s £1,586.32 less per ticket, what exactly are you expecting.

#DontTalkAboutLightClub

Begin your festive season at #LightClub🎄feed 50p pieces into our individual installations.🎄gaze in wonder at the menu featuring warm...

Begin your festive season at #LightClub

🎄feed 50p pieces into our individual installations.
🎄gaze in wonder at the menu featuring warm drink prices
🎄queue in a badly lit area that we forgot about when we devised the trail!

PLEASE DO NOT POST REVIEWS
#NobdyTalksAboutLightClub