nullifidian - Network

Jul 05, 2024, 07:17

Happy #FuckTheTories day!

Jun 26, 2024, 21:15

Content warning: Our regular postie isn’t very proactive, so it seems I’ve had to do his job for him. #fascist #ukpol

Our regular postie isn’t very proactive, so it seems I’ve had to do his job for him. #fascist #ukpol

Apr 09, 2024, 14:47

Deacon Blue's "Real Gone Kid" took on a different cast when (TIL) they're not singing about a "mennonite baby".

Jan 05, 2024, 18:06

I just can’t.

Dec 31, 2023, 22:34

To the selfish, entitled, arrogant, inhuman shitstain that has spent the entire day being an utter cunt to my wife for no reason whatsoever:

I hope 2024 fills you with untreatable necrotic syphilis and you catch on fire and nobody you know needs to take a piss.

Dec 28, 2023, 16:24

Operation Buy-All-The-Rare-As-Hens-Teeth-Vegan-Products-From-Lidl was a complete success. #schnitzel #meatball

Dec 27, 2023, 14:09

I learned something today about #AAA video game budgets. #ANess https://youtu.be/ZUtdAtSA29s?si=odH0cnBglW_zExyX

Dec 25, 2023, 15:52

This explains something I have known my entire life but could never quite put my finger on.

From: @Prettiest_Gnostic_Machine@mastodon.social
https://mastodon.social/@Prettiest_Gnostic_Machine/111636784102723664

Dec 25, 2023, 14:33

Deadly sins achieved today: 5/7

Too tired and full for pride and wrath.

Dec 25, 2023, 00:02

Auf Wiedersehen, Gruber-san.

Dec 24, 2023, 17:58

Listening to Classic FM with the dogs because I can’t be arsed to get up. Never realised how utterly cringeworthy Jesus music is.

Dec 24, 2023, 15:43

60mph gale outside while I cook mac-cheese and cauliflower-cheese and monitor the breathing of a poorly pupper.

Delightful.

Dec 21, 2023, 12:51

This film is tremendously good fun, with aspects of a variety of other fun xmas films (e.g. Home Alone, Violent Night) and uses and abuses the usual tropes of the genre with no shame. I loved it.

#TheresSomethingInTheBarn #XmasFilms

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt23060796/

Dec 21, 2023, 12:41

(Alt alt: Technically this is actually the “Nakatom” building, presumably in a weak attempt to try and avoid trademark issues. 😂)

Dec 21, 2023, 12:35

Not long now until the final “whump” from this exceptional thief.

#HansGruber #DieHard #DieHardIsAnXmasFilm #DieHardAdventCalendar

(alt: A wooden advent calendar featuring a falling Hans Gruber from the Nakatomi building. He is currently at day 21 of 24.)

Dec 20, 2023, 00:28

Bwahaha!

From: @BBCNews
https://press.coop/@BBCNews/111609022675977963

Dec 19, 2023, 16:11

Updated my handle in honour of @arianesherine when she misheard and then (mis)signed my copy of “The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas”. 😂

Dec 19, 2023, 07:53

Hope you’re ok, @RustyBertrand!

Dec 18, 2023, 10:28

Mone: "Yeah, I lied, but there's nothing wrong with that."

That's one way to prove her tory bona fides...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michelle-mone-baroness-ppe-covid-money-b2465735.html

Dec 16, 2023, 16:40

Alt: a cake, as per the text, cooling in a red christmas tree-shaped silicone cake mould upon a trivet.