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One more day in the office and then I get the F out

One more day in the office and then I get the F out

Even if you have a cool really nice clock in your kitchen. It still uses a dumb lil AA battery that’s always dead 🕰️

Even if you have a cool really nice clock in your kitchen. It still uses a dumb lil AA battery that’s always dead 🕰️

From: @SergKoren https://writing.exchange/@SergKoren/114155553286111499

From: @SergKoren
https://writing.exchange/@SergKoren/114155553286111499

them: you into music?me:

them: you into music?
me:

‘ I might be covered in cat hair, but I still smell good’

‘ I might be covered in cat hair, but I still smell good’

Imagine if that car just immediately burst into flames when he got in it 😅

Imagine if that car just immediately burst into flames when he got in it 😅

Back in the office tomorrow

Back in the office tomorrow

I took my son to get his braces adjusted today. Usually his orthodontist wears a Prada belt buckle. He wasn’t wearing it today though, he...

I took my son to get his braces adjusted today. Usually his orthodontist wears a Prada belt buckle. He wasn’t wearing it today though, he wore his Louis Vuitton one instead

When you’re checking online to see if there are any Puerto Rican girls in your area that are just dying to meet you

When you’re checking online to see if there are any Puerto Rican girls in your area that are just dying to meet you

It’ll sound like a flex if I say I spent over an hour last night setting my watches for daylight saving time but keep in mind I have just...

It’ll sound like a flex if I say I spent over an hour last night setting my watches for daylight saving time but keep in mind I have just three watches ⌚️

Ok; does anyone believe Trump can actually drive a car? 🚗 🤔

Ok; does anyone believe Trump can actually drive a car? 🚗 🤔

Sometimes when you watch an old movie, the thing that’s aged the worst is the gunshots 🙉

Sometimes when you watch an old movie, the thing that’s aged the worst is the gunshots 🙉

Zoom in to see what’s on sale at a normal airport drugstore in Italy

Zoom in to see what’s on sale at a normal airport drugstore in Italy

An Olive Tree challenge listen to An Olive Tree by Basia ten times in a row I don’t care if you’ve ’never heard of it’, just listen...

An Olive Tree challenge listen to An Olive Tree by Basia ten times in a row I don’t care if you’ve ’never heard of it’, just listen https://youtu.be/jAgbvUL8Ap4?si=QI4QIlnHAB3WY9rd

Back in Rome, doing as the Romanians

Back in Rome, doing as the Romanians

Eurythmics Right by Your Side challenge: Listen to the song Right by Your Side by Eurythmics ten times in a row

Eurythmics Right by Your Side challenge: Listen to the song Right by Your Side by Eurythmics ten times in a row

I contain multivitamins 💊

I contain multivitamins 💊

Guest #Caturday because I’m in Italy 🇮🇹

Guest #Caturday because I’m in Italy 🇮🇹

I love the Americans I meet when I’m travelling because they’re always cool. I know trumpers wouldn’t know how to obtain a passport so...

I love the Americans I meet when I’m travelling because they’re always cool. I know trumpers wouldn’t know how to obtain a passport so they’d never leave the US 😅

*David Bowie voice*‘Don’t let me hear you say life’s, taking you nowhere…’

*David Bowie voice*

‘Don’t let me hear you say life’s, taking you nowhere…’