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The Scream (cat version)

The Scream (cat version)

Broke: Fruit of my loinsWoke: Waist product

Broke: Fruit of my loins
Woke: Waist product

It's not pronounced roof, it's "reuf." Get with the program.

It's not pronounced roof, it's "reuf." Get with the program.

Stop deadnaming my car. She's not a Toyota Prius-C, she's Harriet the Chariot.

Stop deadnaming my car. She's not a Toyota Prius-C, she's Harriet the Chariot.

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Just got a booger stuck to my glasses

Just got a booger stuck to my glasses

ExcrementYou ever flush a toilet and your poop disappears so fast that it makes you laugh?

Excrement

You ever flush a toilet and your poop disappears so fast that it makes you laugh?

Searching in vain for an Agent Doggett soundboard

Searching in vain for an Agent Doggett soundboard

Bangoo, did you see that?

Bangoo, did you see that?

Sometimes I'll see something that reminds me that I still possess a shred of patriotism.

Sometimes I'll see something that reminds me that I still possess a shred of patriotism.

Does anyone actually drink boba tea?

Does anyone actually drink boba tea?

Hipster nonsenseI disapprove (without defensible basis) any and all North Americans who say "cheers" instead of thanks and think...

Hipster nonsense

I disapprove (without defensible basis) any and all North Americans who say "cheers" instead of thanks and think they're doing it just to sound indie.

So from here on out, to show that I can't be outdone, I will start pronouncing Z "zed."

Mufos, it's been niceBlah, I spend too much time on here. Will probably deactivate my account in the morning.

Mufos, it's been nice

Blah, I spend too much time on here. Will probably deactivate my account in the morning.

Feeling this these days.

Feeling this these days.

Anime fans be like

Anime fans be like

Remember when Elton John and Elon Musk were bald?

Remember when Elton John and Elon Musk were bald?

He had no idea this was coming.

He had no idea this was coming.

It arrived.

It arrived.

Vote: should we officially change the name of sour cream to "nectar of the gods"?YesYes indeedyHo yeah

Vote: should we officially change the name of sour cream to "nectar of the gods"?

Yes
Yes indeedy
Ho yeah

Ramses. Is number one. His arms. Are number one. His legs. Are number one. His eyes. Are number one. Ramses. Is number one.

Ramses. Is number one. His arms. Are number one. His legs. Are number one. His eyes. Are number one. Ramses. Is number one.